Jessica

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  1. ROTFLMFAO!! Boys, boys...let's not argue. Talk is cheap; if ever actually meet either of you, THEN we'll have something to discuss. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  2. Oh, John...I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. I'm so glad you were able to do that. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  3. I swear, I really think it's best all around to go to a piercer. If you buy your jewelry there, they'll be more than happy to change it out for you, and it'll be all sanitary and safe and happy.
  4. Yeah, the bike'll do...for a start. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  5. So when are you going to be in Texas? I could use some help getting new jewelry in about then, I think. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  6. Yessir. I know, Pammi, right? I'm going to get that on a T-shirt. You work in an office, right? How does the nose piercing go over? I really like facial piercings, but I'm not sure if I have the nerve to show up at work with one or two or whatever. Perhaps I'll just channel all my piercing needs back into my ears. I think I need an industrial piercing. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  7. You know, I had the same kind of thing happen to my navel piercing, and I wandered into a piercing shop to ask. "Nah, it doesn't hurt any more to get it done through scar tissue," the piercer told me. He had so much metal in his face that I had to put on sunglasses to talk to him. I said, "I think you and I might have different ideas of pain," and toddled out. But...the pain is so brief, that "worse" is kind of irrelevant, I think. Go for it! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  8. What IS better, then? A pierced woman...skydiver?! I'm not sure...I think I may have pierced everything I have the nerve to pierce that won't get me fired from my job. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  9. I'm afraid it's back to the piercer for you, missy. Let a professional deal with it. You really shouldn't fiddle with it anymore; you'll damage the tissue. Why do I like piercings so much? Just reading this thread made me want to pass out, yet I'll happily offer body parts to a crazy man with a hollow-point needle. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  10. THINK AGAIN!!! You...dirty...little POST WHORE! You need straightening out, you naughty little thing. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  11. Jessica

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    NO IT'S IN SAN ANTONE!!! I'm drunk. But it's here! With me! In San Antonio! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  12. I agree with Dave...after a day of people sneaking mud onto my rig when my back is turned (because all my landings are feather-lite, natch) a stiff, many-bristled brush and some elbow grease will get most of it off. Wait until the mud is reallllllly dry. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  13. I think our dear skybytch meant "own gear" as in on your own back...and not on the back of a tandem master. I say pulling our own handles qualifies any of us as skygoddesses. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  14. Only if they sign up for AFF after the Tandem. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  15. Here, share mine.... *still breathing unsteadily* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  16. *panting too hard to answer* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  17. YAYYYYY ME!!!!!!!! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  18. Oh gosh.... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  19. I've never post-whored in my life! God forgive me this once! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  20. I'm so close to being an addict.... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  21. Yeah...but when you're exiting that low, you ideally have your fingers already hooked around the reserve ripcord handle before you even leave the plane, right? I've been thinking hard about this...and I think I'd probably go right for the main if I found myself low, too. Not on purpose, necessarily...but I just would. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  22. Speaking of pin checks... Does anyone else get paranoid that people checking your pins are just sort of...."Yep, there's a pin!" then closing you back up and thumping you on the back? What's a good pin check? How long should it take? I always check the bridle, too.... The reason I worry is that on loads of experienced jumpers and no students, I'm often the only, literally ONLY person who asks for a pin check. I think it surprises people. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  23. Nah, sounds like you were just cold. I've always had athsma, been hospitalized for it a couple of times, but I've never ever never had a problem while jumping. I wouldn't think athsmatics would be more prone to hypoxia than anyone else.... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  24. I heard 'em worded slightly differently.... Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the dogs. How do blind people know when to flare? When the leash goes slack. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
  25. Right? I was thinking hemmed shorts instead of cutoffs. Or maybe a shirt with actual sleeves on it. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!