Jessica
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I like mine. It keeps me alive, what the hell. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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On the home page, on the right-hand side, click on "The Pub"...there's a link there to the posting rankings. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Well, I've hurt my PRIDE...my REPUTATION...do those count? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Hey, another San Antonio jumper! Have we met? I was at Skydive San Marcos on Friday...beautiful day, but we only got two otter loads up cause there was hardly anyone there. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I, uh...haha, um don't be silly...*dropping stuff*...oh, oops.... I mean it would be silly to be uh, turned on by something like...like typos...written across...um, I've got to go. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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A day?! PHWAWWW! Why is Alex tugging on your sleeve with his beak?
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Right on...
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Can I get an AMEN?! Why is Alex tugging on your sleeve with his beak?
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Well, in the "comical" scenario, where dirty laundry comes flying out of the rig, I'd probably roll on my back and hope I woke up before I bounced. In real life, though, I'd fight it to impact. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Shut. Your. Cake. Hole. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Geez, y'all are like Pavlov's dogs...heh heh. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Well MY GOODNESS! Did I hit a l'il sore spot?! In my mind, most of my words are about $3 ones. They're what flow from the fingers, babe. I'm not gonna cramp my writing style for anyone unless they're sending me a check. (Does that make me a whore?) Are you implying something about me here? Come out and say it, then, hmm? Alex wants to see you bleed.
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No, I'D have fun, too...ta ha!!!!! Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Yeah, no duh. WARNING: I just realized how close I am to being an Addict and I fear in the ensuing (Clay -- that means "following") rush of excitement I might become a big ole POST WHORE. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Use context clues, honey. "Juxtaposed" is only a three-syllable word; I try to dumb down my posts enough for you to comprehend... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Hey, yo...*waving* Aren't there plenty of nice girls still here? "Nice" being a relative term, of course.
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No don't turn to the idiot box! Read skydiving books instead. With the downtime, you could memorize the I/E examination guide! Shit luck, bra, but I'm glad to see you posting. I'm always puzzled when people lurk in these forums...surely there's nothing interesting to see here? Alex wants to see you bleed.
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You weren't my favorite Beatle, but you sure were a Beatle. Here comes the sun, do do do do.... Have fun in that crazy afterlife. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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That's true; some of us haven't had "relations" in a long time. We'll also be happy to answer your questions. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Oh, FUNK DAT. Post whatever your little heart desires. The rest of us do. *I* don't think you're Leo-obsessed. In fact, it was rather funny to see "skydiving" juxtaposed with all that other crapola. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Marc...I...I think I love you. What a strange little mind you have. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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*nod* Yep, that's absolutely right. HEY, if y'all need editing help, I'm at yer disposal. I get cheap thrills from cleaning up typos. It's really sad. Sangiro, seriously -- I'm happy to offer my professional services if you want 'em. Er, EDITING services. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Okay, so I haven't been skydiving much since I moved...staying current, don'tcha know, but not much more than that. HOWEVER -- I plan to be at Skydive San Marcos all freakin day today (Friday) aaaaand I'll be at Skydive Dallas on Saturday, Dec. 29. I expect it to be a freakin PARTY, so all y'all getcho asses out there. I will be there until Sunday afternoon. BOOYA. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Hiya sweetie. Welcome. You owe beer. You'll probably get a better response to this in the Safety and Training forum, and to your gear question in the Gear and Rigging forum. Just look up, click on that "Main Index" button, and it'll take you to the menu. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Yep. I'm really interested in this "weight belt" thing -- I'd never considered getting one, but gosh it looks a lot more comfortable. But then, wouldn't it not only NOT help my crappy chest-high arch, but also potentially make it worse? Alex wants to see you bleed.