Jessica
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E-mail me your address, Wingi... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Heh! I know, right? And the less you get, the more you obsess about it.... Oh, are we talking about skydiving? Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Well, I think these "rules" are mean. Not funny enough to take the edge off the hostility. But that's just me! Man, all this talk about green lights and spotting is making me soooo jump-horny. I wanna scream "DOOR" and roll it open and stick my head out and juuuuuuuuuump.... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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OK, I submitted something. BOOYA I ROCK Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Yes! And that cheesy voice over...and every time that rigger turns, looks at the camera, and speaks, I laugh so hard I drop the canopy... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Okay, lose the attitude, honey. I ain't no "rich ass" skydiver. I bust my balls working at a high-stress job so I can do my four or five jumps a month. I researched gear for a long damn time before I found a safe, used rig I could afford. It didn't cost no 5K either. And I don't pack for myself. First of all, I TRY to learn. Believe me. I own manuals and the Pack Like a Pro video. I've taken three, count 'em, three packing classes from riggers. I've gone to skydiving friends' houses so they can try teach me to learn to flake that thing and get it in the bag. I practice all the time. Here's why I'm so nervous: I had two reserve rides in my first 20 jumps. I'm just not comfortable doing it myself yet. And until I am, I'm OK with paying a packer I trust to do it for me. Personally, I'd rather people pay packers than do a shitty job on their own gear. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Heh! No, I'm not Spectre...but that IS the most creative insult anyone's come up with so far. What, out of curiosity, makes a "sky-babe"? Is it simply a matter of will? If I just shut my eyes really tight and wish really hard, is that how I become a sky-babe? Thanks for the compliment...I'm an editor, though, not a reporter. I do some free-lance writing on the side, though. And yes...I think everyone HERE has whined, at some point or another, about not hooking up with the Sis. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Yeah. My parents were private pilots and we owned a Piper Cherokee. Great plane. It is indeed legal to fly without the back door. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Quiet, you! I like shortcuts. They are efficient. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Piss off. If anyone wanted your opinion, I'd have them shot. Oh, also: you misspelled "bleating." Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Here's mine...I'm a big Kids in the Hall fan, in case you couldn't tell... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Nah, and don't flatter yourself -- y'all haven't "gotten to me" either. Oh well, guess I overestimated y'all. SIGH. I'm still frustrated as hell...and I was looking forward to a nice battle of wits to take the edge off... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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What are we thinking? She'd obviously be the S&TA. That's where she would clash with Han. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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UH WHATEVER! I am a L'Engleian scholar thank you very MUCH!!!! I perfectly understand the concept of a tesseract, so BLAH ON YOU GUYS! Boy...if you're gonna cast aspersions on my intelligence, take it down the hall to that other thread... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Han is dumb. A parsec is a measure of distance. That's certainly ok with me, though. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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And bossy Leia would be an AFF instructor. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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If that's what I meant, that's what I would've said. BOOYA! Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Mental...image...of Yoda in a sit...too...funny.... Har! I wonder if he'd wear a big baggy freefly suit... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Conspicuously ignoring... La la la... Alex wants to see you bleed.
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CAN I GET A WITNESS? One of you hostile sumbitches come knock me in the head. I can't sleep. It's three in the #$%@#^% morning. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Kris! I'm actually very flattered that you could muster up that much venom just for me!!!
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AUSTIN POWERS WORKS AT A DROPZONE??? Alex wants to see you bleed.
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OK, honey, I know you begged me not to tell anyone, but you have thrown down the gauntlet. >Date: Wed, 7 Nov 2001 14:00:04 -0800 (PST) >From: "Skreamer" >Subject: I am so sexually confused! >To: "Jessica" > >Jessica, > >I know you have ignored all my e-mails thus far, but I feel >compelled to make one final plea to you to fulfill this >BURNING NEED I have to indulge my gender-ambiguous >stirrings. It goes on from there. It's very sad. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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You're so absent-minded, my dear! You obviously checked it HOURS ago. You're clutching the ticket in your sweaty little paw. Oh, come ON. I can't believe you even bothered to type that. Duh. I thought I established this several posts ago. Dude, either you-know-what or get off the pot. You're not riling me up at ALL anymore. Alex wants to see you bleed.
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Y'all...it looks like I won't be able to make it; I have to work all weekend. I'm sorry. I'd love to meet you guys. I may be at skydive San Marcos during the day on Friday... Alex wants to see you bleed.