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  1. Jessica
    Oh, MAN. I hope these are Canadian dollars you're talking about. Alex wants to see you bleed.
  2. Jessica
    Hey, you're pretty good! Ahem: Evidently, if the "gunning" came from you. Well, I do, as it happens. Not that this fact will be relevant to you in this lifetime. I'm going to let you in on a little secret: we're MAKING FUN OF YOU IN THERE. Alex wants to see you bleed.
  3. Jessica
    This would be funnier if that woman had resemblance one to me. Alex wants to see you bleed.
  4. Jessica
    Since this probably took you all day to type, along with all your available intellectual reserves, I won't take the obvious shots at it that it deserves. xoxoxoxo LOSERS! http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  5. Jessica
    So what's the Web site, Pammi? How do we get our hands on zees magnificant creations? http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  6. Jessica
    I'm calling your bluff. Post away, sweetheart. This is so sad...Will, my sending you a PM saying, "Quit calling and e-mailing me you dorko perv" does not constitute a "cyber sex relationship." I feel a twinge of pity. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  7. Jessica
    Oh, I know, right Pammi? Heh... Whuffo: (incredulously) You jump out of AIRPLANES? As in, more than once? How many times have you done it? Me: Well, I have 60 jumps... Whuffo: 60???????? NO WAY!!! Me: (silent, trying to decide if I should nod smugly, or try to explain to him that I'm a low-timer sucky ground hog) http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  8. Jessica
    [FriendlyJess] Actually I replied to it because it made me guffaw...but that's not the idea here! [/FriendlyJess] http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  9. Jessica
    Er, it was a black cord I wore around my neck. But hey, whatever gets ya off, ya perv!!! http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  10. Jessica
    NOW JUST HOLD ON THERE BUCKO! I'm as Texan as you can get without owning a single pair of Wranglers or pointy-toed boots, and as a Texan, I feel I deserve beer that doesn't taste like pee!!! http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  11. Jessica
    You know you're dealing with HUGE MENTAL POWERS when you hear "big ass" jokes. Oh, hang on, I have to go break down in sobs. I better get ready -- you're gonna start talking about my mom next, you boring dorks. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  12. Jessica
    I had a closing pin necklace I bought to celebrate my graduating AFF, and I never took that thing off -- it was with me on every jump from first solo on. Well, the thong broke, and I lost it, and I was actually NERVOUS my first jump without it. I even asked the gear store of the DZ was jumping if they had any so I could buy one. Of course, everything was fine without it. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  13. Jessica
    10. Skreamer 9. wceviper 8-1. Everyone else Got it? Go ahead, "start with" Skreamer. Heh heh. He'll enjoy that. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  14. Jessica
    Um, hi, could we please post stuff relevant to the F****ING THREAD, instead of your strange little sexual fantasies, Slappie? Super, thanks. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  15. Jessica
    Whoo! My blood pressure actually rose a millimeter with this one!! Try again, loser. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  16. Jessica
    Y'all, this just isn't necessarily true. I jumped at four different DZs without a problem without an A license. And I had no problem renting gear, either. Call ahead. Explain your situation. In my opinion, most DZs would be glad to take your money and take over your training. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  17. Jessica
    *looking over shoulder* Who are you talking to? http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  18. Jessica
    It's gonna take more than Python lines to piss me off... http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  19. Jessica
    I've got to get madder first! http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  20. Jessica
    Yeah, and THANK GOD I don't fall like a damn rock with no arch and no f***ing finesse!! http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  21. Jessica
    Well, I DO, as it happens, but that's not an option to me at this moment in time. So I'll settle for yelling at people. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  22. Jessica
    If you don't want to see it, stay the hell out of my thread, buttmunch! Ooh, that felt pretty good... http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  23. Jessica
    We're talking LOTS OF FRUSTRATION ...a sight to behold if tapped. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  24. Jessica
    D'OH! I wanted someone to antagonize me...not make me laugh, you dorks...lol C'mon...someone is up to the challenge...insulting Texas ain't gonna do it this time. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com
  25. Jessica
    Someone start some shit with me, please. I feel like arguing. http://alexthedestroyer.50megs.com