Jessica
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ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!! Niiiiiice...heheheh
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So this guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. "Give me a drink," he says to the bartender, "and one for the road!" *rim shot*
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Heh!!! Y'all are cracking me up. I never ever had any (voiced) complaints from the myriad non-smokers I kissed when I was smoking. And most of 'em came back for more. In fact, I've had relationships ranging from 6 months to 2 years with hard-core non-smokers. That said, nowadays I'd certainly prefer to do my groping with a non-smoker. First pet peeve that springs to mind: People who complain about the services and amenities on DZ.com, ignoring the fact that this awesome resource is completely free to them.
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Wow, synchronicity. This very thought popped into my head for the first time in the last few days. I don't know where it came from, but it just feels like something I ought to do. I know my jumping scares my parents, but I don't know if they know how much I love it.
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It means...*whisper* PENIS. Gary Larson had to re-write a Far Side once because of that. His editor said he couldn't use it. I love editors. Mangled quote from Dave Barry: a) Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare both had editors. b) They are both dead. Therefore, editors are fatal. Heh!
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Okay, no go again today. I think I might be really sick. I feel like hammered ass. I can't fucking believe this. The sky looks like a goddamn sapphire.
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Dick, on the other hand.... "Quit dicking around." Verb. "He's a dick." Noun "He is behaving dickishly." Adverb.
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Um, no...noun.
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Hey, I know what you're going through, and skybytch is right. You really need to get the depression treated. It's a sickness that's hurting you just like your bf's kidney problem is hurting him. E-mail me if you want to talk; I unfortunately have a lot of experience with this. I know why you feel like you "need" skydiving, but you can be fine without it during the layoff. Oh, and Phree -- you can have a great skydiving career even if you're downing antidepressents. It's the depressed people who aren't being treated who shouldn't be jumping.
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Can't wait to see the U.S. take the gold!!!! Booya!!!
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Really don't know? Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
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This is the best way to see this joke: http://www.theperfectjoke.com
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FUCK HIM!
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I didn't for years...but finally, in the interest of convenience, I buckled. The first time I typed "LOL" I felt dirty, just dirty. What the fuck kind of freakazoid are YOU?!
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Sigh. From CNN.com: WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, who was kidnapped nearly a month ago on his way to interview a Muslim fundamentalist leader in Pakistan, is dead, the State Department announced Thursday.
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Somehow, I think they'd kick.
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Actually, it doesn't bother me at all, since if it weren't for spell-check I'd be unemployed. What an odd posting. Can you tell me more of what's on your mind?
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From www.wired.com The Write Stuff Feb. 5, 2002 The editors at Le Temps, a French-language daily in Geneva, have had it with sloppiness. They've decided to start fining reporters who misspell words or make grammatical errors in copy. Each mistake will cost the miscreant about 3 bucks American. If that policy was in force in the United States, copy editors would make enough money to send their kids to Harvard.
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Heh! I was a cat in the Dominican Republic eating a tomato.
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Nope, rules are rules. I think the feminine form of Pooh-Bah should be Pooh-Bear. Sounds cuter.
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*sniff* I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Why you.... On the other hand, I wouldn't have to smell the farts in the plane today.
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Well, not bad, but I think "Pammi's" should be posessive.
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One word: SHUT YOUR HOLE. I'm no quitter! May I refer your attention slightly downpage, to the "head cold" thread? Everyone THERE says "DOOOON'T DO IT!" Do you WANT my face to explode like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Belloq performs the opening ceremony????