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Hey Kathleen... You have beautiful boobies! Hey LisaH... You have beautiful boobies! Wait... Walt never talked about boobies. Hmm.. Oh, the smell of hot baked bread... That's the post that Walt started stalking me over... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Should we acknowledge that today is Lindercles' birthday?
sharimcm replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Suck up... But, voting "yes" does not make you exempt from your fate. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I guess I'll say it... ... Happy Birthday Mike... Damn you're old... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Cup-a-noodle followed by Cool Ranch Doritos... I'm treating myself tonight. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My boobies names are Yin and Yang... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Should we acknowledge that today is Lindercles' birthday?
sharimcm replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Why should we acknowledge it? He's probably well on his way to getting really... uh, drunk, so the words HAPPY BIRTHDAY words will just runintoonelongsentenceandhewontunderstandit. But, that's just my take on the situation. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Austin of course.
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I am a registered massage therapist with all the supplies, and the liquor is well stocked. But, the massage will have to be before the piercing. You won't want to lay on your stomach for too long afterwards! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I work for an electrical contractor, and babysit about 40-90 grown men... The funny thing about it all is the phone number we have at the jobsite used to be a daycare... My old neighbor ran a daycare from her house. I had to scream at a few moms and a couple of dads who blocked off my driveway as they dropped off their kids... Shortly later, she moved to a different location. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey there Anita! There are many moms on dz.com. A very good friend of mine, skydivermom (Kathleen) has two young boys. I don't have any kiddos of my own, but I love to 'borrow' kids when I can. We currently jump at Skydive Temple, close to Austin, but there are certain times Kathleen will make it to Houston. I may meet you one day! Good luck to you! Blue Skies!!
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Not that you'd want a picture of my semi-hairy belly, but here is my piercing. I've had it done for too long to remember if there was any pain. The first time I had it done, it got infected, so that was VERY painful. This is the second piercing... And, send pics if you get it done. Better yet, come to Texas, and I'll take you to where I got my hood piercing done. edited to add - you can see the scar from the first piercing in the picture. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Not sure if the "WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO" is worse than the "I don't want to grow up because I'm a Toys R Us Kid..." I've been singing that one since this morning. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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He won't be there, he will be in Temple. CPC comp this weekend. Fine then! I'll just go to Temple!! Hey, it's closer anyway... 30 minute drive as opposed the 2 hour drive to College Station. Thanks for the tip! Woohoo! I'm going to stalk a cop!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Now what? Um... I go to bed? I should make my lunch for tomorrow since I will no longer be able to go home for lunch, but... Fuck it... I'm going to bed. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK, Pizza Hut earned my business today. I picked it up though, so there wasn't much they could fuck up... Food was hot and made to order... I'm fat, full and happy now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think I'll call for a pizza... I don't feel like making anything or going out either... Bad day... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yea, where did he go? Looks like I'm going to have to go to Aggieland this weekend and kick some ass!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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This is one of those weeks... Monday - I had to work... late... Tuesday - I went to another jobsite, and the first jobsite bitched the whole day... I had to work... late... Wednesday - I had to work... late... Then, I was told I am being transferred to a job that closes in a month and I had to clean out my desk... Fuckers. Although, my week doesn't seem that bad compared to yours... Sorry... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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SkyFest 7: July 11th to 16th 2007 @ SD Spaceland!
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Don't know what July will hold for me, so I may or may not be there. If I am unemployed, hell, I may be there every day... If gainfully employed, I will probably not make it. I suppose we'll see. Any word on the beach jumps? That would be awesome. Of course, that would mean I would have to get current again... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
No one earned my business today... The grocery store provided me with the food I ate for lunch, but I bought that stuff on Sunday... The liquor store earned my business yesterday, but I think the manager is cooler than Christmas, so if I ever need cigs or booze, I'll definitely be going there... But, no, no one earned my business as of yet today. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can not vote fairly because I do not have a 'partner.' But, if I did, if I saw a zit on him/her, I'd be all over it in seconds... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I thought it was the 28th of March... Damn... I suck. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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so... any ideas on how to get blood out of carpet?
sharimcm replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire
I use Spot Shot for my carpet. That stuff works wonderfully!! -
If you bought the insurance, you could have just taken back the steering wheel and you would have been OK. BUT, you didn't. Note to self - do not let Lisa drive my car... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, you all saw that she gave me permission!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself