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you gotta ugly pussy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I went and bought her a leopard print bed to match my living room decor. She still sleeps in it from time to time, but at night she sleeps on my pillow with her butt on my shoulder. A few times I would get a tail in my mouth in the middle of the night. It's a 'poppable' bed that can be folded in to three different shapes... A bed, a couch, and a cube she can hide in. And, it has catnip in the bottom pouch, so she LOVES it when it's a cube. The catnip scent is better accessible. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Too bad Walt can't be here... He'd be so proud of you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And, we love to give your boobies attention. Chicks are cool like that... We can appreciate other women's boobies and not be considered a creep... Or something like that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just go and buy stuff. I don't care how much it is at the end... I just suck it up and pay for it. I have in the past made a list out, but I don't follow it... Why bother? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

All men are assholes. All you have to do is figure out which asshole you want to spend your time with. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I brought my kitty home when she was about 8 months old. I know, it was a big change from where I took her from, but I didn't want her destroyed when the job was over, so I took her home. There was always someone around the jobsite to pet her or love on her... When she came home for the first time, she cried constantly whenever I left her sight. She was very restless and couldn't stand being held when I was trying to calm her down. I didn't understand what she wanted. So, I just took one of my shirts that I wore that week, put it in her bed, and showed her where I had placed it (in her sight of me). She crawled in to her bed and went to sleep. It was the strangest thing... So, the shirt thing might work for you. Now, after having her for three months, she keeps my pillow warm at night, but loves to curl up with my dirty laundry when I'm not home. Usually, when I walk in the door, the first thing she does is 'yell' at me for getting home too late (no matter what time it was), and if I don't pick her up and love on her, she will follow me everywhere I go waiting for me to hold her. If things don't change, you may want to take her to the vet. When cats start to act differently, they may not be feeling well or could have something going on that isn't obvious. At least that is what my vet told me. Good luck!!

Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. Yup... That is it... Perfect answer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Me Too!! Personally I have never been able to figure out why ANY women put up with us. I am just glad they sometimes do. Well...duh...it's cause you cuddle so well on the LoveSac. Oh, how I miss the days on the LoveSac!! We just take what we want, then we're done with you. Women have needs to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I didn't laugh then when the casket started to slide, but it cracks me up now... I was going to help you catch it Kathleen. I think that would have been more of an adrenaline rush than skydiving. And without "Walt moments" where would we be? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Promise? Nah, I'm not a spanking kind of guy, but I'll take you to a bakery for some bread and entertainment! Walt I will SO be there!! Even if I *don't* live in Houston. Hot strippers outside bakeries in Houston just rock my world. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Promise? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Cora!!! Don't get me all hot and bothered!! I have no where to go... Well, actually I do... But, I don't think I will. Or maybe... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I guess since I might be living in Houston, I might be able to make it, too. I guess we'll see what happens between now and then. Walt - if you do go, and I am living in Houston, pick me up, take me to Skyfest against my will, and I promise to be kicking and screaming the whole way like a 4-year old child who just got her teddy bear taken away. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Why wasn't it worth it? Hey, you said ask you anything... If I 'got even' instead of taking revenge, should I offer 'make-up sex' after we kissed and made up? Or should we just kiss and make-out? Did I ask too many questions? Are you happy you started this thread? Have you been satisfied with the outcome of the thread? Have you had enough time to reset your sleep clock? Are you fucking annoyed yet? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

neither. You're don't look fat in that pic. Cold, but not fat. Oops... Didn't notice that. That pic was taken shortly after the wet t-shirt contest I didn't win. Bastards! Just because I couldn't shake my ass like that 21-year old little slut... Grue - is it better to get revenge or get even? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Do I look fat in this outfit? Or is it just the angle it was taken at? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHELL!!

No worries J... I corrected her through a PM. Looking forward to you being in Texas again.

I'm not a guy... Hmmm... Well, that means I would have had to sleep with him... Oh... Is it... Nevermind. I don't kiss and tell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I thought dentists had the highest suicide rate? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here's another picture of a pussy for you to caption... Or, at least attempt to... Edited to add - this is a picture of my cat that I 'rescued' from the jobsite that I work(ed) at. I believe she is truly pyschotic, and I just had to get an action shot of her. She won't get any bigger than she is (about 6 pounds). The vet said her growth was stunted by the fact that she got pregnant in her first heat cycle at 6 months. Little whore. She is definitely mommy's little girl, but she is cat... She still has the 'hunting' down well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I got kicked in the head on exit once trying to do a track dive... It sucked... Thank goodness my beautiful, purple, Protec kept my noggin nice and round. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Name her Spot... No... Call her adorable because that's what she is!!!

Just when you're moving closer to me (yea, in Austin), I might be moving further away... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself