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Just the way I like em..... Less of a struggle, huh? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I am chocolate chip ice cream (like all the cool people)... You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. My favorite is Rocky Road though...

You know where I live (well, sort of)... So, get driving bitch! By the time you get here, I'll be probably be passed out drooling all over my pillow... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I am miserable, but being in my jammies is nice. I've been wearing them all day except for the few minutes I had to wear 'real clothes' to go to the doctor. I am probably going to stay home tomorrow for a few hours until (or if) my fever breaks, so... More work in my jammies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You'll do fine. ***VIBES*** "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I've had some of that (Rocky Road)... It means I'm doped up on antibiotics, my throat feels like it's swelled shut, my head feels like it's about to explode, I'm either too cold or too hot - never perfect, my 'ears are retracted' whatever the fuck that means... But, hey, at least I can work at home and get paid for being sick. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Unfortunately, my sick day was still that... Sick... Doc said I have strep throat, but she did give me meds to make me better. I guess that's happy, right? I ended up working from home, so I still get paid for time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You should... The best things in life are in Texas... Like me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ok, this time *I* didn't call the cops. Well, I did, but it had already been called in, so ha!! This time, thankfully I was still awake.. As I was having a wonderful IM chat with a friend, I hear lots of yelling. A few 'F' bombs were thrown, then I hear three loud bangs, then a car speeding away. Soon after, I hear a girl WAILING and sobbing. So, I call the cops, get dressed, and go down to see if she needed anything. One officer was talking to the girl, one was talking to a guy, the other was approaching me. The girl was OK... Scared shitless, but she was fine. The guy was hurting (the guy who sped off hit him after hitting his car three times), but was still fine. I told them my side of what I heard, but didn't witness (except the car speeding away) and came back upstairs to post about it... I think this brings the total cop count to this apartment complex to 7 times in a year (not counting they come off duty ). Meh, less than once a month... Just another night in paradise. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

See, Kathleen... Today would have been a PERFECT day for you to come up to Skydive Temple. We could have built a snow-skydiver!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Cletus looks like he was having fun... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

All we have had here, about 25-30 miles south of you is sleet... Sleet, sleet, and more sleet... But, now that it is getting darker and colder, it might snow... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

OK... I'll stop complaining... Point taken... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Thanks for the laugh!!! I needed that! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

No kidding. I heard yesterday that here in Victoria it's supposed to be constant rain with a high of 48 today. WTF!?!?!?! The thermometer here has not topped 37 yet... It's sleeting and snowing a little further up in northern Texas... THIS IS TEXAS IN APRIL!!! WTF?!?! Sleet? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

This was sent to me a few months back... Kind of fits the topic...

Well, now that I have a work connection at home, I have no excuse not to do what needs to be done by Monday. But, thankfully, the weather sucks (cold and rainy). Still bored though... I feel your pain. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Since my kitty's food and 'accessories' are in the utility room, and to get there you have to go through the bathroom, she accompanies me quite a few times... I don't like having observers, but oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hell, I don't flash them, I flaunt them. You can ask a few people at a couple of DZ's. If there is a plane, and there is a load I want to fly 'observer' or 'co-pilot' I will hop in that seat topless. It usually gets the jumpers extra altitude, and the pilot doesn't mind at all. I've jumped nekkid once, and topless another... It depends on the dz I guess. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Uh oh... Don't let LisaH see this thread... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It WAS a SF shirt... Hey, maybe I'll wear it there this year... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Pics? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Shit... I didn't know I was going to get pulled in to this... Yes, mine are 5" heels as well. Aren't you supposed to be working? Shhh... Just because I have a work connection now doesn't mean I have to work... Let's not hijack the thread though.. Here's a pic of me at a wet t-shirt contest... And no, I didn't win... Fat chicks always lose. Oh, how I miss that shirt... SOMEONE ripped it with his teeth so I could wear it in the contest (it's a thin shirt, so we thought it would show more). I still have it, but it is pretty much... unwearable in the public. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Shit... I didn't know I was going to get pulled in to this... Yes, mine are 5" heels as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself