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I must have some heavy duty magnets in both of my cars. It all started on Saturday when I went to the gas station down the road for some smokes. I walked in, got what I needed, then the cashier proceeded to tell me my brand new 2007 Honda Civic was hit by a white sedan in the parking lot. Of course no one thought to get the guy's information, much less his license plate number... Hit and run claim now on my insurance. Today... I go to a local Chinese place to order some take-out. I get there, and I'm pissed because they had some 'issue' and had to close for the day... No WanFu for you... I called my mother to have her call me in an order at a different Chinese place, and on my way there... BAM!! Some asshat smacks right in to the back of my Honda del Sol. At least the guy stopped and got his insurance information, but because of his age (17), he asked if it would be OK for me to get an estimate and he'll pay cash... Yeah, OK... That'll give me money to pay the deductible for my Civic (and maybe a new canopy if I'm lucky). Oh, and I never did get my food. My advice to anyone... Please stay far, far away from me and my cars. Two accidents in less than one week with two different cars... I must be accident prone. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I was drunk when I said that... Sorry. Everything else is OK, but the trip around the world I lied about. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

What makes a lightningbug's ass light up? Eating jalepenos and drinking beer... Makes my ass light up the next day for sure!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'd never ask a man (or a woman for that matter) to change their career path for me. I'll just fuck him in the meantime until he finds a woman who will accept him and the job he does. I'm just saying it's not for me. But, kissing him is definitely OK.

That's great and all for you not to pass someone up because her career path... But, I'm sure if she was a prostitute or maybe even a dancer, you'd be sure to pass her up. I'm not saying my FF is either one of those, but what I am saying is I have never been able to get past what he does for a living. That's just personal preference. We've gone out, we've done things, we've spent a lot of time together, but the motherfucker has no emotion whatsoever because he CAN'T... Nevermind... I'm not going to get in to it... I prefer not to ruffle my feathers before the weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Umm, No. I have no desire to marry my fuck buddy. Hell i don't even really like talking to him. He must be pretty shitty in bed... I don't think I'd marry my fuck buddy even if he begged me to. I do not like the career path he has chosen for himself, but if it works for him, great. I just don't want to have to deal with getting a call at 2 am telling me my husband was dead from a gunshot wound or anything else for that matter. No thanks. Not too often would I marry mine either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just have to say most of the computers in my company are Macs... The IT director ordered two Dell's for me and one of the interns, and attempted to set them up... The Dell machines were not working properly, so he starts a chat with the tech support. It went something like this: IT: I've had more problems with these two Dell's in the last 12 hours than I have ever had with 27 Mac's in the past 2 years.... A day later, the CEO demands the Dell PCs to be shipped back to where they came from... So, good for you on the Mac decision!

No comment! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ever heard of morning sex??? Oh yea... I've heard of morning sex, BUT because my FF and I usually meet after midnight, it's always considered morning sex. I did let him spend the night the first time I was with him a LONG while back, but beacause I was so out of practice, I couldn't walk the next day after we stayed up all morning being active. Our sessions usually last quite a while, so there's no reason for sleep. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So, what is the proper time to go home? Do you stay for the rest of the evening (spend the night)? My FF and I always had a 'fuck me and leave me' kind of relationship. I never wanted him to stay... If he fell asleep, I would let him sleep, but if I was at his place, I would always get up and leave. Is that bad? Should I have stayed there? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not that matters much, but I have fucked and kissed a free-flyer. It was the same person though, so it only counts as one act... not two... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Just an FYI - f*&$ stands for fuck... I just didn't want to put FUCK in the title just in case virgin eyes were set forth upon thy dropzone.com forum titles. But, do you kiss your freeflyer friends? Or fuck friends? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well you gotta admit, that guy stripping outside the bakery I took you to in Houston made me look pretty damn sexy by comparison! Walt Oh yea... But, I was wondering who was the craziest... The stripper or me actually agreeing to let you take me there just because the dude behind the counter didn't speak a word of English. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Sorry to hear about your baby. ***VIBES*** sent your way. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hrm, i would kinda like to know what he really looks like. Old, decrepit, and somewhat dorky. Other than that, I'm quite a hunk! Walt Somewhat dorky? C'mon Walt... You wear tie dye and camo together!! But, I still love ya... Anytime you want to take me to a bakery in Houston with strippers outside, you're more than welcome to. I suppose I can be seen with you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I never told my parents about my tattoos, but they found out on 'accident.' I've had the one on my back for so long, I didn't think about it when I put on my bikini and went to an amusement park with them. I took off my shirt and the first thing my mother said was, "What the hell is that?" She then proceeded to tell me the color was shitty, the parachute needed to be bigger, etc. I just put my shirt back on and tried to get them to stop bitching. They saw the one on my ankle a few weeks after I got it, but again, I forgot to 'parent proof' myself. Oh well. They know now, and my mother actually said my tramp stamp looks much better now that I got it touched up about a month or two ago. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think it's a nice tat. Fuck anyone who says differently. I have a tramp stamp that is skydiving related. Skydiving is a piece of my life, and if for some reason I get out of the sport, the tat will stay. I'm not going to get anything removed because what I put on my body is a piece of me and what I've done. So . "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I might sound really sick for saying this, but that is a video I would HAVE to watch. Here kitty, kitty, kitty... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I got my first tattoo when I was 27 or 28... I got another one done when I was 29, so I did wait. My parents were PISSED, but what were they going to do? Tell me to take it back? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

No... No ass-to-mouth... This is not Clerks 2... But, then again, anal anything doesn't really do anything for me... Well, actually, it can lead to a kidney infection, but other than that.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It's OK Suny... Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm sure he'll send you a gift if you ask him to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I thought I'd bump this up so we could continue the kissing theme going on... This was posted a while ago, but it's always good to review educational information. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If you suck a man off and swallow, what's the difference if you do it before or after intercourse? There's not much of one in my opinion... Yea, sure... If it's after insertion it may either taste like latex or vaginal fluid (depending on if you use a condom), but if you're going to swap semen/DNA/whatever, who cares? So, my answer is sure. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I don't regret any of my tattoos or piercings (although you can remove piercings). As I was searching for a job, I thought as a general rule, I should try to cover the tattoo I have on my ankle. I decided against it one day, walked in to the company with a cute, frilly, not too short dress, open-toed sandals, and my tattoo definitely visible. I walked out with a job, and as I sit at my desk, post-whoring on dz.com, the tattoo I thought I should hide is still in plain sight. I usually don't regret anything... Live and let learn. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Like This? edited to add: WOOFUCKINGHOO!! They say you learn something every day... This day was it!