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  1. sharimcm
    So, as I was talking to a friend this afternoon, the topic of a "fuck friend (or buddy)" came up. I asked him if he thought it was appropriate to intimately kiss them while taking care of business. IMO, I think not. If it is strictly platonic, I do not believe there should be any intamacy other than getting the job done and needs fulfilled. As I know some of you may not have a FF, you can answer the question to the best of your ability. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I am moving in less than two months into an apartment that does not allow my kitties to move with me. I'm really not sure where to go at this point. What is the best way to advertise to make sure the cats go to a loving home? Do I put an ad in the paper and hope? SPCA? Anyone want cats in the Austin area? I will deliver!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    On a different note - the bumper sticker on my car that was put on there by my boss reads: "The good I do is never remembered..." "The bad I do is never forgotten..." He put it on my car after looking at my nekkid tandem pictures!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I left early, but felt guilty and came back.. And, I'm coming in tomorrow and the next... End of month crap!! I so wanna be in the air, but the weather SUX!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    There wasn't an option for "sometimes." I only make it when company is coming. Most of the time it goes unmade though... I could care less since I am the only one under the sheets (besides my two kitties - I SAID KITTIES as in CATS)... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My second toe is longer than my big toe. I heard that if your second toe is longer, you will be the dominant person in all relationships. Maybe that's why I broke up with my ex!! His second toe was longer, too!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'll only pick it up if it is face up. I answered "pick it up" because there wasn't a choice with stipulations. Kind of a superstition thing... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    0:0:1 Got my reserve repacked, but I'm WAY out of date! I plan to get current next weekend... Zero jumps And, a few people already know what the first is for!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I will be there in my hot, little, snazzy, new, red Honda... If it doesn't break down again... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, since they're on dz.com, you have them on your 'puter fo' sho'!! I think I'll try to keep my clothes on this year at SkyFest too... Altho, that may SEEM hard... We'll have to see what happens. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yeah, and actually kept my clothes on the whole time I was there (at SkyFest)... Not like that's some sort of record, but I figured since it was the first time meeting some of y'all... Altho, Bob had a pic of me helping him with his "flash".. By the time Atlanta came up, I was "broken in" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Geez Pops... Do you not even remember I was in Hotlanta back in August with you??... I've got pictures of you, so I know you were there... I think I remember something like a nekkid tandem?? I do have you on my SCR video too. Just one jump. That's all I needed.
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    I was there for that SkyFest thing... You know, that little party they had back in July. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Been there, done that, completed an SCR, and got a ceremony.. So, there!! Where were you then... HUH?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I can drive to the closest DZ and watch people with the money in my checking account... I just bought a new car though, so I don't have any money... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was called into work , but I did get my reserve repacked and some a couple of loads land... Too bad I wasn't current, or I might have been able to do a jump... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yup... I'll be there... Of course, I only live four hours away, so I really have no other excuse NOT to be there... I hope the LoveSac is still there... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Right now I'm just stalking my hottie salesman, and I don't need a formula to tell me that...
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    Besides dropzone... Take about 2-3 hour lunches and say "I was at the main office talking about timesheets" IF questioned Come in late... daily Leave early... daily ebay shopping... daily Solitaire and Free Cell... daily Personal phone calls... hourly On-line games... almost daily Balancing my checkbook... almost daily Just bought a car - had to get a loan too I have told my boss to "fuck off" a couple of times, but he just laughs at me. I also told him if he ever asked me to get him coffee, the coffee would be poured in his lap, and I would be out the door. Other than that, I am the ideal employee. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    James Blunt... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Cup-a-Soup

    sharimcm replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    The Hot & Spicy Chicken Cup-A-Noodle is pretty damn good (the 3-minute thingamabob).
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    I will share a small tidbit of information. A damn drunk driver smacked into the back of my wonderful convertible on my birthday last year. After fighting with his insurance company, I finally got a pretty check for the damage. I thought.. Well, I'll never trade the car in, so why not buy a new rig... So, I did. Then, I put a Vigil in it which was another pretty penny added on to the rig... So, my car actually bought me a new rig. I guess I just got cold feet when I got to the dealership(s). I looked over at the Honda dealership, and the car I was supposed to buy was still sitting there. It was in the same position and spot that I left it. It was crying my name, but I drove on. I don't know if I want a car, but I NEED a new car before the one I have decides to completely stop working. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Cookies and Cream pleez... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, today was the day. I was to trade in my lovely convertible for a brand spankin' new car. Wow. This is a day I will remember for a LONG time.. So, the dealership calls me and tells me my car is ready for delivery. OK.. But, maybe I'll go test drive another car.. OK.. Better deal on the Mazda, but Honda's the better car... Left Mazda and headed to pick up my car. I got there, sat in my new car, drove it up the street, got back to the dealership, said thank you and walked out. Maybe I'm not ready for a new car. Maybe I'm just fucking stupid for not buying the new car... I don't want pity... I'm capable of that myself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well... I had to suck it up and buy a new car. I voted for a 2006 Honda Civic EX, Ralley Red, with all the bells and whistles. They gave me $3K for the trade, making the total price bottom line price of $16K... I didn't want to do it, but I figured it was best to put my car to sleep. I take delivery next week since the car wasn't actually "in stock" but on order from the factory. It has a total of 6 miles on the odometer... I GUESS I can be happy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself