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Well, Office Space is always my movie of choice... "I'm going to have to ask you to work on Saturday." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am a pretty good stalker. All I need is an approximate location... I will be there to find your ass, and stalk you for the rest of your life. Just ask my current b/f. He'll tell you how I stalked him until I got what I wanted.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Skydive San Marcos Halloween boogie
sharimcm replied to josheezammit's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Hey, if I go, you need to go. I'm dumping my home DZ for SSM! I'll be getting my rig back next weekend. Haven't jumped in OVER a month! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
0:0:0 Rig still in College Station... I'm still in Phoenix. That'll change next weekend though!
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No! Not Sharing! They're mine! All Mine! Bwahahahahaha Then nope... You're off the list. mcneill will have me all to herself. Rats! Can I appeal? I don't know... I'll have to check around on that... I think you may have blown your chance. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No! Not Sharing! They're mine! All Mine! Bwahahahahaha Then nope... You're off the list. mcneill will have me all to herself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Go to Skydive The Farm. Awesome place to jump (of course all I did there was a tandem - by the way, Hans... you're hot)! It's in Rockmart, about an hour out of Atlanta. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey wait a sex... No, no, no.. I will not be the mother of his children if he's got ton more out there! Just because I have beautiful breasts... Geez. Yeah, screw the kids part. Can I play with your breasts? I promise I'll return them. As long as you share. There's enough to go around! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Skydive San Marcos Halloween boogie
sharimcm replied to josheezammit's topic in Events & Places to Jump
You know what? I think I might show up... My DZ won't be too happy with me, but they'll get over it. I haven't jumped at SSM since sometime last year or before that... It's time to see some old friends again. -
Hey wait a sex... No, no, no.. I will not be the mother of his children if he's got ton more out there! Just because I have beautiful breasts... Geez. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No! THank YOU! Will you be the mother of my children? Depends on how many you want... And, as long as you pay child support... Hell, just marry me so we can both be miserable. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thanks Judy! I was too lazy to learn how to make clickies. No, thank YOU! Actually, we should thanks Hans for allowing me to be strapped nekkid to him, and we should thank Pyke for doing the video and taking still pics. THEN, you can thank me for developing the pictures, and posting them on dz. So, I think my boobies are post worthy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thanks Judy! I was too lazy to learn how to make clickies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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YOU get to wear them! I'd rather not... I like flying topless! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I vote for 2 & 4... What did I win?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Uh... How 'bout just showing you in person?? I think you'd approve of my rack being posted. If not, I'll have to go remove some threads! Links! Now! I don't know how to make clickies and links... There's a nekkid tandem pic of me in the "Nothing Happened at the Farm" thread, and a pic of me getting in the plane BEFORE my nekkid tandem in the "I heart boobies" thread... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Uh... How 'bout just showing you in person?? I think you'd approve of my rack being posted. If not, I'll have to go remove some threads! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm not worthy either, for I have never received a PM from Remster. I have no idea why he wouldn't PM hot chicks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Welcome to the sport and the forums! I was hooked even before my first tandem. The people at the DZ made me feel right at home... Enjoy!
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Thank you... Maybe I should post the thanks in the THANK YOU thread! Yes, I'm real and so are they. 100% natural. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OMG....I'm dizzy.... And yes, I agree, yours look the best....now for the feel and taste tests..... Tastes like chicken! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It's on the second page for me. Plus i've seen them plenty of times now. I keep looking at that pic for the hottie in the Gatorz standing behind you. You've seen them in person anyhow... You don't count! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm going to make you work for it! You can only see one real good. The other one is hiding a little bit behind Hans... Edited to add - post #68, third page... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Feel free to PM me to prove it. I posted a pic in this thread! Isn't that enough for you men? Quite a few have been blessed enough to see them in person... (back me up pops, rastaricanair, namgrunt, thanatos340, turtlespeed, anyone)! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Uhhhh......I don't think I want to open anything with "big-boys" in the domain name..... It's OK Andy.. I screened it for you. Just another boob shot. I still think mine are the best though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself