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  1. sharimcm
    Hey, who you calling a ho? I thought it was nice to be naughty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Funny, but I got 14 e-mails just today (filtered through my junk e-mail box) from places like skydivestore.com and some other skydive thing. They all had attached files that I didn't open... I thought I was the only one. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Here's my tramp stamp... It doesn't look all that wonderful because the pic was taken only hours after it was done, and the photographer didn't know how to take a straight shot! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    If it wasn't next weekend, I would love to be there! Although I spent all this past weekend in a cave, I wouldn't mind spending another weekend day underground! Airfare for one day is not too cheap! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    OMG and how real they are!!!!!!! ...in the air, on the ground and (one up on Nanner) in the flesh! WooooHOOOO!!!! I feel better now.
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    Hey now... I thought you thought MINE were the best! Mine are all real too! And, you've seen mine in the air, and on the ground... Wow! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I vote for Rocky Road from Baskin Robbins or Mint Chocolate Chip... mmmm... Damnit.. I have to go to the store now for an ice cream run! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Happy birthday Nan! I'll see you soon... hopefully.
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    I don't think you fell asleep sweetie... I think you passed out from the non-alcoholic punch you were drinking. And my answer is as much as possible. One or twice a day is not enough sometimes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Happy Birthday Bob! Wish I was there to celebrate ya.. Although, I don't think the nanner would appreciate that. You're as young as you feel. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! Happy Birthday! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well now I feel better.
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    I'd like to take back my "no" statement I made earlier... Maybe... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Let me think about this one... Ok I'm done... No... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    That's OK!
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    Well, in Pittsburgh, they RESCHEDULED Halloween, which fell on a Sunday because the Steelers were playing! They had Halloween on Thursday (this was last year 2004)... Now, if a whole town can reschedule Halloween, I'll believe Dave's story. By the way, I am from Texas... I said yes to all the questions. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'd really like to come, but I have to work... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I would have been going, but I just got a job starting tomorrow, so... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Didn't know if you know, but you do now... I hated Phoenix, so I moved back to Austin. I've been LOOKING hard (hehe, I said hard) for a job, but I wasn't getting anywhere. I'm glad I got a job because I was getting kind of tired of watching Judge Judy and Judge Alex. I'm happy to get off my ass and join the corporate world again. Trust me... I'm putting money back... There's a few places I want to go this next year. I was thinking I would rather bring my patent red heels the next time though. Ah hell, I'll bring both! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    As I sit on the couch today watching a rerun of the Montel Williams show (yeah, I know), I get the call I've been waiting for. An employer wants to hire *me* for their administrative role. Of course, I said yes after the monetary part of it was discussed. So, no longer am I unemployed (well, after tomorrow). I can finally start earning my very own jump money
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    I used to live in a neighborhood called Springbrook. When I moved out, it was nicknamed Spiderbrook. So many damn spiders... Everywhere... In the house, in the garage, in the pool, in the trees, in my car... Eek! Even the exterminator I brought out to the house said his chemical wouldn't kill the spiders because they can walk right through them without being hurt... I heard it was bad luck to kill a spider anyhow.. I need all the good luck I can get! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I can't stop thinking about the strangest compliment I've gotten. It was a few years ago as I was rafting down the Rio Grande. I was TRYING to row and I stuck out my tongue (as if it would help me or something). The tour guide looked me right in the eyes and said, "Wow. You have a really clean tongue. You must brush it daily." Uh, what? I guess that was a compliment. How many people have received a compliment like that?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Congrats on the new position, and welcome to Austin. I live in Round Rock, north of Austin and love it. It's right around the corner from a park with a hike & bike trail. There's some nice apartments off of Parmer and 1431 that are a little "out of the way" from where you may be looking for, but quiet (and close to me ). I'm not too fond of the downtown area, or South Austin.. I lay my head north! Good luck! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was thinking the same thing... Wonder if his avatar has anything to do with it?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself