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Don't do any "real" work today at work. Go to the storage unit and make the transfer Go to the DZ and get current once and for all It sux the DZ is two hours away tho. I miss them all... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Things you used to Love but Can't Stand Anymore
sharimcm replied to lawrocket's topic in The Bonfire
I can't stand pina coladas any more. I used to love them, but after drinking two pitchers within two hours, passing out, waking up and puking for another two hours, I can't even stand the smell of them! Ramen was another thing that I ate everyday for a LONG time while I was getting established, hated it for a LONG time after, now I love it again... Still hate those pina coladas though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
It doesn't count voting for yourself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Well, I had to say SOMETHING to help get you here! I'll even give you a freebie!! Start driving girl!! Screw the airlines, driving is cheaper. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I'd pick up you 'cuz you have the jello shots. Then, after you share them with me I can take advantage of you. And, after I'm done with you and you've passed out, I'll go pick up Turtle... Just 'cuz I'm nice. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's perfect!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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True, but I come extraordinarily close. Walt No, you must have misunderstood the selection. It was the perfect man you were dreaming about, not the man dreaming about being perfect. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Doh! I chose the wrong one... 1) If she is about to die, I don't want to have to remove her body and go through a police investigation, yadda, yadda. 2) He/She saved my life, why wouldn't I pick her up? 3) There is no such thing as a perfect man. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I was REEEAAALLLY attracted to my car salesman... So, I chased him for a little while... Then, I won the game, now the fun is over. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I'll be bringing my massage chair this year and will be offering my services for a small fee. -
Damn. I guess I shouldn't break mine and drink it, right? Or, better yet, give it to the cat? Oh wait... I don't have any cats... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My ex's way of "getting back" at the HOA after we received a postcard stating we had runners only two weeks after we moved in, then another saying there was an unauthorized vehicle in our DRIVEWAY, was to pour $25.00 worth of pennies in their night drop slot. I thought he was crazy, and I did take pics... About a month after that, they put a sign on their night drop that said, "NO COIN." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo! I'll celebrate by getting trashed on strawberry daiquiris tonight... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My Tri 190 is Blue, Black, Hot Pink, and Silver. I bought it with a few jumps on it, so I didn't really pick the colors. My reserve is hot pink... The only real strange thing about my rig (that WAS blue and hot pink) was it was owned by a dude in the east coast. I got the colors changed by the manufacturer... I do NOT do pink... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And, I just had a three hour lunch with the boss, so I am fat, full and happy... And, quite tired I might add... And, I am worried about the storms we are supposed to have tonight... I could ramble on for hours... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I want to know where people find this shit (no pun inteneded).. I mean, are you bored at work and decide to type in "fecal matter" in your search engine to see what it brings up... WTF?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm saving mine until sometime after everyone forgets about that glory hole story I posted. Walt I actually forgot about that story until you just brought it up. Good going Walt! I'm still a virgin... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well... Another beautiful woman that I can remove from my list... But, I can make exceptions. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't know... you tell me... Awesome! But, because I am a virgin, I wouldn't know. Wow, really?!!!! I'm a virgin too!!!! So, uh, how ya' doin'? Walt Well, I think I need an "experienced" non-virgin to show my how it's supposed to be done... Do you want to change your story now? Us vrigins are rare breeds these days... I'm waiting until marriage! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You've got issues dude... I had a potato, egg, bacon, and cheese breakfast taco. I just love when my vendors bring me food!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't know... you tell me... Awesome! But, because I am a virgin, I wouldn't know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I thought it was our little leather outfits? Oh well. I guess panties will work fine... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK, OK... So, all I was doing was talking to the pilot at Skydive Aggieland and smoking cloves (after getting off of my second job at 10)... Then the night before that I had a date with my hottie salesman, then went on a date after that with a tandem master. Then, the night before that I worked, then the night before that I worked... I have no life. And, tonight I'm busy... Getting together with another skychick and watching Brokeback Mountain. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think I need to actually get some sleep or I will have a case of the Mondays. But, since I'm at work, I have to stay awake... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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This is going to be good...Shari and LM...who is going to corrupt who the more... I dunno...it's a toss-up. Oh...I have no freakin' clue as to Lbs/inch. You can't already corrupt the corrupted! You're just jealous that you're not going to be with us!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself