sharimcm
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I was going 80 at 1:30 in the morning, hit a deer, car went into a culvert, flipped, and came to rest by hitting a tree. I don't believe it was just the seat belt that saved me, but I'm sure it helped. I never go without it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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***GOOD LUCK***
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No... Well, $25, but then I spent that on the PowerBall, since us Texans don't have it... Drawings are on Wednesdays and Saturdays... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I tried my hand in Louisiana, but didn't win... that much... Well, I didn't lose, let's just say that... Sorry Bobbi, no new Toyota for you at this time. I bought some PowerBall tickets before I left though! Keep your fingers crossed! Oh wait... I bought a scratch-off ticket... Hmm... I never scratched it off... $10,000 here I come!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Looking and my car and wondering why I paid 17K for it and how many jumps that could have been... Oh wait... Uh, what picks me up... The smell of jet fuel in the morning! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Got it!! Walt - I'll be in Houston tonight (maybe)!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I had a couple in my younger days... I thought they were ugly... Gave a couple in my younger days as well. Haven't sucked on anyone's neck recently... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Should I take pictures?? Damn, pain *and* humiliation!!!! Walt And you thought I was just coming down there to look at a car. HA! We had this all planned out. And, actually, if I love this Del Sol I am looking at BEFORE I get to Houston, I'm not going to look at the car down there at all. The beach and Louisiana casinos are calling my name... Can't you hear them?? "SHARI!! SHARI!! SHARI!! Come drop $100 and help the economy!! SHARI!!!" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Should I take pictures?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'll answer for him... No... I'll be in Houston this weekend, and I'm going to steal him for a few hours. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'll make it fun for ya. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am really bored at work, and two of the three bosses have already left to go get their bikes (motorcycles) for the Texas ROT Rally... And, here I am wanting to go home... It's freakin' Friday, and I'm going to Louisiana this weekend to hopefully win money, oh and Houston to see Walt ... And that's all I have to say about that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Make sure to aim towards the bathtub, take pics and post them on dz.com. Sorry Walt.. I couldn't resist myself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can win contests when I burp out loud. I am a social smoker as well, which means I smoke all day at the DZ... That's a nasty habit... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I love my Betty Crocker Hot Pot. I make lots of Cup-A-Noodle soups, so it comes in handy quite often.
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I AGREE!! I HATE that tune!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's what I was wondering... But, then again, I'm a 29-year old virgin, so I have no preferance. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Shit... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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June 19th is Juneteenth... When the slaves were set free... And, if you work for TxDOT or the State of Texas, it is a holiday you get off of work for. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah... You're going to have to work on Saturday... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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WOOHOO!! I'm almost outta here (work) riding bitch on a Harley!! Damn Honda's in the shop, and the boss has a hog!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It wasn't me, but he was with me... We went to go see the last Flaming Idiots when they came to Austin, and my ex (boyfriend at the time) was pulled up on stage to be "part of the show." He did quite well and made everyone laugh when he was trying to blow the flames out on the torches as they juggled them back and forth. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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How are you spending your Memorial Day weekend?
sharimcm replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Well, I'm working tonight and tomorrow... Then on Sunday we're celebrating my sister's birthday, then Monday I am heading to the lake to burn myself to a nice crisp... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I open Walt's threads... But, most of the time, I just go by the title. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself