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Morning, Jerry. Some College Football Jokes: Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday. ___________________________________________ What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? Drool. ___________________________________________ How many Georgia Tech freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. ___________________________________________ How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him. ___________________________________________ Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?" ___________________________________________ A University of Colorado football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer. ___________________________________________ How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. ___________________________________________ How is the Wyoming football team like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road. ___________________________________________ Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. ___________________________________________ How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. ___________________________________________ What are the longest three years of a University of Florida football player’s life? Freshman I, II, and III. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

John LeBlanc can explain the whys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62v7VMY64K0 Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

http://www.performancedesigns.com/hma.asp Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Alpo resembles food more than ramen. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Yup. generics were 5 for a dollar; but I hated their cheese powder. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

My generation lived on Kraft Mac & Cheese when you could get four boxes for a dollar.

Long story short... lost a tablet. And, even though I had intended on installing "Find my Device." I did not. While researching; I found a very good article to help find "Stuff:" The article is long; but a great bookmark. Feel free to add other tips & tricks. The Stolen Register, a worldwide database of misplaced property. Stolen Register lets you enter a serial number, model number, or other identifying information in a search box and retrieve matching items from its product database. To facilitate searching the site for someone selling your lost or stolen property, enter the product info in Stolen911.com's Craigslist searcher. Enter a make and model in the service's custom Google search box and it scans the Craigslist for-sale listings for matching items. A benefit of Stolen911.com's custom search is that it scans ads in all geographic locations, not just in your vicinity. The CameraTrace service scans images that have been uploaded to popular photo-sharing sites and matches them to its camera database, which the service claims has more than 11 million cameras, and counting. CameraTrace promises to work with local law enforcement agencies to help you retrieve your lost or stolen camera. It can also be used to enforce image copyrights. Note that the service works only with cameras that embed their serial numbers in the EXIF tags. It offers one free scan and charges $10 per camera thereafter. SOURCE:http://www.cnet.com/how-to/how-to-recover-your-lost-or-stolen-phones-tablets-and-other-devices/ Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

As I was reading the questions; I was scratching my head. Yup. BOFUS POTUS. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Not 100% accurate. Still several member clubs. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Just tell everyone at the DZ it's your birthday; they'll take care of the rest.

Cut the suspension lines of the end cell long enough to make a foot prusik and climb up to the branch holding the main. Once up; cut the rest the suspension lines from the main and reserve and make into one long line using square fisherman's knots. Tie a quick release knot (highwayman's hitch) to the branch Use the three ring release as a descender. Lower yourself to the next branch Snap the highway hitch knot loose. Rinse/Repeat till ground level. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Isn't it like some calcified limestone dust that is nowhere else on the planet? Dust storms... tell 'em about the fucking dust storms!!! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

You are a study unto yourself. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

When you see puppies; why does your voice get soooo high? This should be studied. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Get ready for hell to freeze over. Im Getting Married :) Question for the Lawyers/Contract Experts Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

All ya gots to do these days is highlight & right-click - see pic. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Of course, we must address questions of convergence, but heuristically, this is what the spectral sequence is trying to do. The cohomological version is simpler to construct, but requires stronger assumptions in order to identify or prove convergence. Since these assumptions are satisfied in many interesting cases, we should mainly concern ourselves with the cohomological version. The idea is simple: the Hurewicz theorem allows us to deduce the bottom nonzero homotopy group from the homology or cohomology. We ‘kill’ this by taking the fiber of which maps this group isomorphically. Such a map can be obtained by attaching cells to the original space to kill all the homotopy above the bottom, thereby producing a map to be the inclusion of our original space in to the new one. We then use the Serre spectral sequence to deduce the cohomology of the fiber and repeat the process. We prefer cohomology to homology for this because we find it easier to work with modules over the Steenrod algebra than with comodules over the dual of the Steenrod algebra. This means that we must use the Universal Coefficient Theorem to deduce the homology from the cohomology, and then use the Hurewicz theorem to determine the bottom nonzero homotopy group, so that we may repeat the process. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

So, exactly when did your man card expire? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

True story. It ends with one more episode in the middle of the night. Go to the hospital and the need for an emergency re-surgery the next morning. Doc couldn't make it till then so I was pumped full of morphine until the surgery the next day. And, I do mean pumped full of it. Hence, my knowledge of morphine babies. ... and how gentle a 300 lb Samoan's hands can be. Get well, soon. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

The day after my hernia surgery, I woke up to my gonads being that large.... or, should I say that's what woke me up. I looked down and thought, "I am in deep shit!!!" Gently roll outta bed, pull on some running pants and shirt. Then, gently ease off the bed and cradle the grapefruits in my hands and waddle out to the truck to drive to the Doctor. The admin at his station sees me waddling in and picks up the phone before I get to her desk. Doctor greets me as I waddle up and says, "Come on back." He has me sit on the edge of the exam table and takes a look. At this point, I say, "You wanna tell me what's going on here?" Yup. It's a buildup of seminal fluid and it's clogged up the drain tube. He reaches in the drawer and starts taking out five rather large hypodermic needles. (now, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but anytime a man is talking about the boys and needles in the same sentence; your mind goes a little numb) As he's walking towards me with these needles, out of my mouth I hear me say, "Give me two of those and I'll help." He chuckles and tells me that he appreciates the offer, but a tech is coming in to help. So, I'm thinking some other guy is going to come in and I'm going to have a story to tell about how I once let two men fondle my balls. Nope. In walks this beautiful well-endowed creature with long wavy brunette hair and one of those v-neck doc shirts and bends over close to take a look and I can see down her shirt. She gets close enough that I can feel her warm breath on the boys. I think a little tear wells up in my eye at this point. She gently reaches down and cradles the boys for the doctor. Yes, there' a tear in my eye. Now, I'm thinking - this is gonna FUCKIN hurt. But, I feel nothing as I watch him stick the needles in one by one. He drains the fluid and the tech again leans down to check out the drain. There is a God. That ends Phase I. The next morning, I wake up to the same FUCKIN enlarged gonads and do the same thing to get to the doctor. Same process. I go back to the exam table and am in anticipation as I wait on the lovely young specimen to cradle my gonads. Doctor walks in and goes to the drawer, grabs the needles and starts walking towards me. Oh man!!!!! she's not far behind.... I can feel her warm breath before she even arrives. As I'm looking at the boys, the door opens and.... in walks this six foot 300 lb Samoan dude and the Doctor introduces him as the tech for the day. A tear wells up in my eye. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

>>>>>Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week." Ba BAYAMMM!!!! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

You might want to have a discussion with the Doctors or nurses about a "Morphine Baby." IOW - there's a lot of laxatives in your future. ETA: And, if you would like to know what real testicle pain is - allow me to share what can happen after a bad hernia surgery: swollen testicles after hernia surgery Now THAT required morphine, Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Nothing wrong with hugging a "Brother." Even Normiss has hugged a man. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

>>>they state they assume no liability for any damage at all. At the very least; it's worth an hour of attorney fee consultation time to take the contract and all missives about the mold for review. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

Scary shit. Not really sure why you're so locked up on the screaming part... There's not a man or woman alive who can take that type of trauma to their body and not scream. Heard it many times. Welcome to the human race. Hope you get well soon. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.