Zee

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  1. I'm gettin' so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere Action©Sports
  2. According to Dave Chappelle they are - Puppet Penis Problems Check out KneeHigh Park Peace, Z Action©Sports
  3. You forgot the big one, Turtle. Girls require time, money, - a n d - sacrifice. Not that it really matters, even if you did add it to your equation, you'd still come up with the same answer Action©Sports
  4. Ya gotta love how he walks on past the fat chick Action©Sports
  5. try and try again....Clicky Action©Sports
  6. This reminded me of something. When I used to jump in Ohio I had a friend we called Toonces - On his first jump (static line) the dude climbed out and immediately proceeded to wrap both his arms and legs around the strut and absolutely refused to let go. It took something like four go-arounds before the pilot finally got his ass of the plane. The best part is, even after all the shit on his first jump, he came back and got his A
  7. Oh man, Jamie whipped out the guitar after hours I see. A voice like that can only be achieved after many years of drinking moonshine and smokin' Lucky Strikes - She makes one hell of a good sandwich too Action©Sports
  8. I've never tried the FTN but I'm pretty happy with my FTP. It's my second one and to be honest, I've never tried anything that fits quite so well and the weight doesn't really bother me much anymore. It's nice to be able to have several different set-ups. I know several guys who have made separate mounting plates for multiple video/still/flash set-ups. When they want to go film tandems, they just pull off one plate and screw on another. BoneHead makes an awesome helmet and I'm sure you won't go wrong either way. Guess it's all a matter of how much crap you feel like strapping to yer skull..... Peace, Z Action©Sports
  9. Zee

    Sad sad day. :(

    Did that a loooong time ago Action©Sports
  10. Hey, if you've got the $$$ you should talk to Terry Kizer from Houston. He runs a company called Mr. Turbo and he has bolt on turbo kits for all kinds of applications - I saw his test bike a few years ago -ZX11 with 456 HP 199.97Mph, 6.89 1/4 Mile- I heard he had to buy a new Dyno when he built his next one cuz the one he had only went up to 500 HP. Check it out - MrTurbo Peace, Z Action©Sports
  11. Modern science is pretty cool stuff, eh? Glad to hear the graft actually took. I still can't feel a damned thing in the front of my leg but hey, it's still workin'
  12. LOL! It's not as bad as it sounds It was a converted hearse, something like a morbid limo. It was during a Halloween party.......A bunch of us got together and somewhere along the line, the Adams Family showed up at the party - And low and behold, I got jumped by Morticia in the car. Action©Sports
  13. How in the hell did you injure your arm to begin with? A nerve graft??? I wasn't even aware that was possible. From what I understood, if the larger nerves are severed, it's amputation time. Then again, I ain't no doctor....... I didn't need a nerve graft but they did take a 12 x 3 piece of skin from my upper left quad to cover the huge freakin' hole left in my lower leg. See...... Action©Sports
  14. LMAO What the hell for Mike? Curious now, ok well was it good? And what does that have to do with the oldest person you have ever been with???? Yeah, it was good - you can keep a good stiffie in there Action©Sports
  15. I had sex in a hearse..... Action©Sports
  16. Hey, I just realized that I have a couple shots of Jason doin' his thang too - I'm rather surprised I forgot considering that a pilot, who shall remain anonymous, packed me a mal on that jump. Say hi to Jason and Heath from when you get a chance.....
  17. Two days? 60lbs? Holy shit! I thought your arm would literally explode before it got that high - geez. I was told it was in the danger zone as soon as the compartment pressure exceeded your blood pressure. Yikes. Well, good luck to ya and feel free to bitch slap your doctor from me. Hope it gets better. Peace, Z Action©Sports
  18. That's kind of a weird mind fuck - Once you figure out the trick it's not -too- bad. Level 19 is a real bitch - several spots along the maze are barely wider than the freakin' cursor. Level 20's a bitch too. And then it all ends
  19. White Fellah, eh? Boy, there are so many ways to respond to that one I think it would be in my own best interest to just keep my mouth shut. Thanks for the trivia lesson though
  20. Shit....that was on Final Jeopardy last night. It's either Bob or Scout...can't remember which Action©Sports
  21. How long is too long? I think it took a good 5 hours after the accident before I was brought in for surgery and they opened all four compartments. I don't really notice much loss of function - guess I got pretty lucky in the grand scheme of things. Action©Sports
  22. Congrats, Tonto - Good luck controllin' this bunch Action©Sports
  23. Pope Nuttykins checkin' in Action©Sports
  24. Zee

    View From Office

    I think I was on the load before that one You're right, it was a beautiful day out at the DZ and the view from 14 G's is simply awesome. All of the snow topped mountains, the ocean - it sure beats the view over Texas.
  25. WE HAVE A WINNER That's gotta be some kind of record he he he Peace, Z Action©Sports