DZBone

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  1. Be glad you're not in New England. Pouring rain and thunderstorms all weekend. Carl
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    Guns!

    "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it!" -- Voltaire
  3. Pshaw! Dude, you're missing half the point of the sport!
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    Soul mates

    By the way, I am a relationship idiot. Please don't listen to anything I have to say on the subject.
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    Soul mates

    The man is wise beyond his years. While there are great relationships that seem somehow "magical", like our own Merrick and Pammi, it is unrealistic and self-defeating to think that this is just going to happen to us, if only we find the "right" mate. All relationships take immense work and compromise. Deal with it. Find someone you can work well with, that you can be yourself with, and who is willing to put up with your bullshit, and your 90% there. The rest is blood, sweat and tears. Or, decide to be alone, use escorts and packers, and do all the heavy lifting on your own! Carl
  6. Donna, aren't they calling for rain this weekend up there?
  7. Hmmm, that's an interesting point. Isn't there a position in the Kama Sutra that is something like the "double boxman"? (ARCH! HARDER!! HARDER!!!) I'll bet you could have some fun practicing your sit-flying and "head down" positions with a willing and skilled partner as well. Now that's what I'm talkin about! Carl
  8. Two words: Southern California Break it down: City/Town Size: take your pick Weather: do I even have to mention it? Even when it sux it's great. Compare your forecast to this. Job Market: As good as anywhere these days Housing: may take some looking around Communities: what do you like? Compare LA to Carlsbad and you'll see the range available Schools: dunno, should be able to find good ones Culture: did I mention the weather?
  9. Gyrl, what you do! I'm sitting here in my office with tears in my eyes! Cripes, I hope no one notices. Nice work, nice writing, nice everything. Welcome back! Carl
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    Hi everyone

    Really, where? Certainly not any of the gurls here! Of course in freefall, we all look rediculous.
  11. Nice, gyrl! I'll take one Crossfire 149, please.
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    Vanity Plate

    Hehe. I was able to "camp out" on RI "SKYDVR" until it became available. Mine now!! Carl
  13. Just watch out for the gopher holes! Shark, are you gonna be out this weekend?
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    permagrin

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
  15. >snif< Someone please pass the tissues. That's beautiful, man!
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    butterflies

    Rock and Roll! How about a sunset load this weekend? I'm also going to try to skip work on Monday and work with the Evolution school. Definite dz.com 8-way coming up!
  17. Diva, Send me a private email, and I'll explain it to you! LOL!!
  18. I had the pleasure of demoing a Safire last weekend, and it was pretty cool. I feel like there is a lot I can do with this canopy, that it will still be fun 500 jumps from now. I only loaded it to 1.24:1, as I have really only flown f111 canopies (similarly loaded), and haven't really learned high-performance flying - yet. I've got about 400 jumps and am pretty competent with "low-performance" flying. My question is, what other canopies would be worth trying before making a decision, either because they are similar, or because they offer other advantages. I was thinking about the Crossfire, but want to ring out something more moderate first. I also have flown a Spectre, but it wasn't fun enough
  19. Here's another take: when I was demoing gear this weekend, the guy in the shop asked me to make sure to collapse the slider, as it reduced the wear on it. I guess that if you are spending too much on worn-out sliders, you should be more cognizant of collapsing it. Carl
  20. 5:14:0 Does Friday count? If so, 7:14:0. Sorry, I don't drink
  21. I am terrified of flying on commercial airliners. The first terrifying thing is at the gate check in. "Oh, my God, are they going to make me check my gear bag?!?". Next comes the always frightful, "Oh, my God, I'm seated in the middle seat between Orca and his smelly wife!!". I won't even begin to describe thre trepidation waiting for the (dare I say it) IN-FLIGHT MEAL!!! Wait, is the guy in front of me actually going to recline all the way?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!