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    If I knew what kind I REALLY was, then I wouldn't be REALLY drunk now, would I?? Wouldn't this question be better answered by others who've seen me drunk? [Assumes the position and awaits the first lash of the whip.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Oh sh*t! You both just reminded me. I've gotta get get over to FedEx soon and find out how much to ship the Hole-y Paddle up to GA. (It won't fit in my luggage, and carry-on would be a feat.) Plus, I wanna see the look on the Kinko's guy's face. [Edited to Add:] Not for me, of course, bitches. But if I don't birth some more OrFuns while I'm there this trip'll be a total bust. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Have you started working out yet? I'm up to 2-A-Days on the f*cking P90X Program! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Hey DUDE! How ya been?? I'll be there Friday throughout. But I imagine the peak jackassery will take place a bit on Friday and the bulk on Saturday night. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I hate you.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I'd do her! What SOME chick needs to do is start the Gender-Reverse of this thread. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Aawww! Some day I wanna be HALF the charmer YOU are, Bob. Speaking of which, what are YOU two doing Labor Day weekend? I didn't see your RSVP in my Events post. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    You can call this an expansion of the short-lived Meryl Streep thread, but I've had it in my head for a while. Now that I know I'm not the only one oddly drawn to certain non-Maxim-ready celebrity chicks, I feel more comfortable coming forward, and will hopefully inspire others to do the same. Off the top of my melon: -Anna Paquin: The fact that I was a fully grown man when she made her debut as a child actress only appeals to my cradle-robbing Latino side. Plus, I find it adorable that she hasn't fixed that gap in her teeth -Holly Hunter: She did this scary-cornbread-sexy/possibly homicidal thing in A Life Less Ordinary that gave me that climbing the rope in gym class feeling. And the Saving Grace fitness regimen is apparently working out famously. -Emma Thompson: No idea. Had this one since Dead Again, if not before. I put it down to the sheer talent, the graceful thing, and-probably mostly-the accent. -Rachel Ray: I like the rasp. ................And she'd feed me.
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    It's important to cling to the simple joys of childhood regardless of our chronological age. In fact, in one conversation regarding the event yesterday, the words: slip and slide came up in the same sentence. As did the words baby and oil. ALSO: See my thread in the Bonfire if you want to play good Samaritan and help a few more guests find some accomodations. Good point re: the puddin,' Bolas. Rice Pudding is also out of the question. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    -Labor Day weekend, that is -At Skydive The Farm -With her two adorable little "dogs" -And, of course, her man who would likely reward any improper advances by stomping another man into the dirt while wearing a plaid, pleated skirt for added humiliation. Yeah, that's right, I pulled a classic bait & switch. Sue me. They need a CHEAP, PET-FRIENDLY place to crash so they can attend my Birthday hootenanny. But if you came in here with less honorable intentions, YOU should be ashamed, NOT me. Place to crash=APollard comes=she brings Sadie dog=goofyjumper's happy=Rasta's happy= EVERYBODY'S happy Any ideas (OTHER THAN the erstwhile and obnoxious "buy a tent") would be beerishly appreciated. Full disclosure: She walks around in her underwear a lot. (But she's frequently gassy) -Namaste OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Funny how people get so focused on this forum that they often forget to apply the magic of good old fashioned : http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=song+in+new+bacardi+commercial&aq=f&oq=&aqi= OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    UPDATE: Guests to this event -particularly those with access to a wholesale club membership- are requested to bring along certain provisions (Read: PUDDIN') at their convenience. Flavor selection is less important than VOLUME. Please PM me with comfirmations or questions. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    More to the point: He's discreet and knows how to keep his mouth shut. Fourtunately for any of you he might have some down low info on. [insert shifty-eyed smiley] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I've read about women who climaxed when they sneezed. Stay focused and keep practicing. You may reach FREAK and not care. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Sorry for the late bump. I had some other bidet reading to finish before I saw the article. But it begs an already nagging question: What about Shoot-em-Up (2007)? Am I the ONLY soul who saw Clive Anderson's inspiring and hilarious atmonauti/gunfight scene? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Depends who wants to give them a ride. This is a collectivist communal type of gig. Y'know, from each according to his ability.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Just sayin' what? That he's a nutjob? No news flash there. I notice they didn't have the balls to question the accuracy of that other little bloody epic he made. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    ....That's about all the info there is for now. Oh, there's certain to be more to it. But it'll be a surprise. Hell, some of it will be a surprise to ME, but I know there's a team of freaks already working on it. There will be entertainment {**cough** boobies} and refreshing beverages, to be sure, and perhaps even food. Not to mention the unique brand of fellowship only The Farm can offer. No. I'm not giving out a number, but it is a BIG one. So, if you know me, you know I won't let it go by lightly. If you don't, this would be a perfect opportunity to find out if I'm as big an ass as I let on. Plus: Bolas will be there! I don't beg. But I'm going 800 miles to be at this thing. Anyone closer has no excuse. ....The kilt? Always a possibility.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Send her this... http://www.spike.com/video/popsicle-licking/2785644 GREAT moment in television! Chuck Barris is a twisted genius. But I have to ask again. What's a refractory period? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Fohckin' Scouser! Beat me TO it! [B]GO REDS!![/B][/RED] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I'm gonna forget that this discussion is in the wrong thread just long enough to say "WHAT THE FF***CCKK??!!" That's not only hurtful, but in a Mustang it's grounds for divorce. ....Pretty damned funny though.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    ....What...? You've never heard of hand rails?? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Just in case, I've got instant thread-reviving CPR: This response: Was made by a chick. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I was gonna give this to one of my little Smutsketeers, but they have all the fun. And Professor X has to keep his chops honed too. Besides, I'm ashamed I never thought about this concept until today! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    ....also helps if the sales girl knocking on the dressing room door has a cute voice. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is