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At what point do you acquire that look? You know, the WTFAYLAYA?!! Or: "What The F*CK Are You Looking At You A**hole??!!" look. Does it come before the scars from the surgery heal, or is it an extended, yogic progression to an entirely new level of disdainful facial control? Do cosmetic surgeons distribute pamphlets with illustrations of how to flash this Disgust-O-Ray at unsuspecting men -so often caught staring ENTIRELY out of simple amazement at the elastic resiliency of human hooter-skin? Or does the very weight of all those extra added CCs of viscous fluid actually put some kind of strain on your orbicular and zygomatic muscles, making it easier to warp your face into a lightning-quick judgmental scowl? I mean, say, for example, you brought your toddler daughter into a pediatric emergency room one summer afternoon, in your Sunday best low rise, tramp-stamp-framing jeans, and undersized half shirt. And say you walked past an employee who was stunned in sheer confusion as to how your epidermis -not to mention that sheer film of polyester- is still retaining it's structural integrity for literally a second before remembering his mannerly upbringing, and turning away. How could you actually manage to turn in his direction, WITHIN that single second, with that look ALREADY etched into your face? What IS the underlying talent, or training behind this exemplary gift? I was just wondering. Oh yeah. And not for nothing, but WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING AT?!![/B] Uhhh, maybe the Marvel-Comics-scale t*ts you're lugging around! Isn't this attitude a bit like putting $1600 spinning rims on your ride, then screaming out the window for people to get their eyes back on the road? I'll bet if I came to YOUR workplace later tonight and threw a wad of ones at your feet first, you wouldn't be so concerned with my choice of sight-line. ...But again, I'm just wondering.

I work the maintenance department so my customer interactions are very low but when I do I do my very best to help them with what they need and if I don't know the answer or solution I find someone who does. But if someone drops an attitude like the one above don't be surprised if I don't bend over backwards to help. I have to admit I rarely get to the terminal anymore just because I don't want to interact with the public. From what I have seen over the years you would be shocked and what people demand for no other reason that just to be a pain in the ass. Rook, what I'm talking about is NOT throwing a negative attitude, and certainly not about asking anyone to bend over backward. It's getting what I know I'm entitled to, and what's readily available. I say "don't ask" because every time you ask, there's another opportunity for an underpaid, overstressed, "public"-hating employee in an itchy blue blazer to say "NO" for no good reason. If I've paid my money, and I know there's space on the plane for my guitar, then whom exactly am I screwing by making use of that space?? If I could trust my most valued possessions to the hands of a baggage handler, this wouldn't even be a topic for internet blah-blah. So it it MY fault that I can't? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Are you referring to the "somebody" who refuses to divulge the first or slightest fragment of his or her identity in his or her posts? If so, I must agree with him or her. I'm a proud member of the clique that refuses to hang out with people who don't exist. But I do exist, if only in your mind. [ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Now THAT'S my girl talkin'! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Are you referring to the "somebody" who refuses to divulge the first or slightest fragment of his or her identity in his or her posts? If so, I must agree with him or her. I'm a proud member of the clique that refuses to hang out with people who don't exist. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yep. You asked. Might I refer you back to: God-given RIGHT A: Don't ask permission. Don't ask if there's room. Don't let the sour-ass at check-in suggest that you check it. Like most American industries, the airlines are based on a philosophy of getting away with the least effort possible unless LESS is possible. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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May be off the topic of whatever the thread is now talking about. I skimmed. But if you're foolish enough to let an already class-resentful gorilla with a crappy, back-breaking job handle the most precious symbol of your slothful p*ssy-hunting lifestyle, you're gonna get what you ask for. I'll tip all other fellow rock star wanna-bes to the same thing I tipped Gonzo to. GATE CHECK IT![/B] God-given RIGHT A: Don't ask permission. Don't ask if there's room. Don't let the sour-ass at check-in suggest that you check it. Just carry your guitar case straight into the check point (yes it WILL fit right on the roller belt), straight past the ticket agent, and straight to the end of the ramp. Then ask the flight attendant to point you to the coat closet. It'll be empty unless there's an equally savvy guitar player already on the plane. Even so, there's room in the thing for two or three standard cases. God-given right B: If it's already full, you can make them stroller check it (I.E. The F.A. will carry it down the stairs herself and put it in the cargo hold.) When you get where you're going, they'll either bring it to you, or cart it over to the lost baggage office at baggage claim. Fortunately, the $200 hardshell case I bought specifically for my first Skyfest journey only had one of its buckles broken off before I figured this out. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OK, it's common knowledge that I'm undergoing intensive therapy to cope with the death of the English language. But, DUDE! What the F*CK is a "YKINMK??!!" Please don't make me up my dosage. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

YEAH!! We've been doing cool, grown-up stuff like looking down our noses at people and taking internet forums seriously! I was even gonna learn to yell at small, laughing children to get off my lawn. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Congratulations. You just passed your first interview. We look forward to hearing from you again. Edited to Add: Besides, K-Dub is only two letters away from K.Y. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, we still haven't found the "right" answer, but someone's definitely nailed the f*ck out of the MOST WRONG ANSWER! Is it coincidence or pusilanimous forethought that there's no real name or photo to be identified for this post? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It's not every man that can make an orchid blush. I'll be walkin' tall on that one right through the weekend. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I don't see why everybody's so adamantly opposed to this. I mean, if both parties understand that's it's purely physical and not the preface to a relationsh........ OH WAIT!! You mean My OWN Exes!!! AWWW FFF*CCKK NO!! Rather cut off my junk and use it to fish for crawdads!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*cking should be renamed Lunch It would save men billions on all those damned sandwiches and salads. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Only one.....? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

How about: "Guess when Deedy will "retire" again". I'm gonna change your team name from Phoenix to Bret Favre. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

What are you a housecat?!? Fine. You can curl up on my lap as long as you don't scratch or get fur all over me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Marry me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You guys are LOSERS! Even I was on time! Benefit #17B of having NO life. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Classic! Nice to finally be recognized for my linguistic compulsiveness. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I was just discussing this with a certain musically-sheltered youngster friend of mine last night. I put Elton in my "Up until..." category. (That's for artists who I find interesting up until a certain point in time.) Elton John is alongside Rod Stewart, Billy Joel and David Bowie in my "Up Until the '80's" File. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I was recently reading a thread in which a few of the posts were deliberately written to insult certain friends of mine. The writers were claiming that my friends' reputations, and even their value as jump-buddies could be logically determined just from the content of the frivolous threads they've started I was just about to respond with: "Anyone who formulates their opinions of another jumper based on what they post in a [REDUNDANCY ALERT] pointless internet forum is someone I wouldn't want to jump with anyway." Then I realized that THAT would make me guilty of the same type of thread-based character assessment, and therefore, a hypocrite. Instead, I turned to this VERY scientific method to find out: How many of you are actually using these forums as a basis for deciding who's worthy of your jumping company someday? And how many of you actually have a more bona-fide grasp of reality? Are there people you would avoid, disdain or maybe gravitate toward at a bonfire, just based on the "Bonfire?" (And yes, I know this "Poll" is biased as HELL. This ain't science, it's the internet.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And YOU young lady, can feel free to stop publicly denouncing, and distancing yourself from this "organization" anytime you'd like. We GET it. You're BETTER than us! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is