RastaRicanAir

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  1. I was starting to think the same thing... That gives her two committee votes, plus my instant approval. Too bad she would NEVER accept the "honor." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. I drank Sangria by the ocean last Thursday. I drank Sangria in the ocean last Saturday. I'm going back to the ocean tomorrow. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. Hi, my name's ....not important. I like your hat. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  4. Shutup, you're ruining my glory! I dunno what he's talking about but I'm all-in on both the Mojito AND the Toe-jitos. Most partners have lacked the patience to relax and let me take them beyond the funk neurosis and tickle factor. But the few who did ended up climbing the walls. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. Hell no!! But trust me, it *used to be*... ballet dancer and gymnast... PERFECT. I miss my old ass... Wait ... we need a "Name that ass" thread ... O Yet another brilliant insight from my currently favorite emigré. You start the thing and me and my Girls will start picking out your Smutsketeer name. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Uuummmmm.......excuse me! Yeah, you can just go right ahead and repost my list from that very same thread, thank you very much. I happen to have deep, meaningful feelings for EVERY ONE of those ........{F*ck. Think, dude!...What was it...13?} ....EVERY ONE of those women! What do you think I am, some kind of slut?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. Which -not to be a dick- makes me wonder why people feel this overwhelming need to keep digging up his photo and making you look at it. I can't pass judgment on how others express their grief, anger or frustration. It's just that as a friend of you, Lee and the family, I'd just be equally happy if we left that part of it alone. LOVE YOU, Blandy. Hope I see you soon.
  8. We have a team in place working on that project right now. Have been since Dublin '07 in fact. The main issue is not are we daring enough, it's how to do it without the thing blowing up over our BOC pouches and hackeys and getting us killed. Also, the only TRUE Scot we have isn't a jumper and would have to find a tandem master willing to fly behind his skirt-clad ass. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. Thank God for my florid imagination. You should PM that pic to Banesanaura, I think you two are in a club now. And take heart. Maybe some of the guys' eyes were still busily locked onto the huge natural t*ts. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. That's not a name. That's a SH*TTY round of Scrabble!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. .......Yoouuuuuu........ You need to move about 4 hours south, so you can have less free time on your hands! Trust me, the WHOLE of society would be safer for it. -Your Professor OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. Ha ha ... I got some stories ... some of them, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you ... We all had bad sex ... and than some of us had what-the-fuck-was-that sex ... Ugh!!! O ..........Yep.....We're still waiting for one or another of my proteges to pick up this topic and run with it. I'm sure it'll be along shortly. I believe Pinna's original concept was for a thread detailing crash and burn performances by would-be Top Guns. (Which, would make quite enjoyable reading for one or two "average" looking but hard working guys I know.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. And the WINNER of the ALL THE RIGHT ANSWERS TODAY Award goes to:_________ !
  14. Damn!! You were two steps ahead of me! Sometimes my little Smutkskys make me so proud! [Edited to Add]: ......sometimes.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. Oh now you're just being paranoid AND sensitive. Who do you think you are, ME?? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. My God.....I think we've just stumbled upon what could be the most simple and fundamental psychological difference between men and women; the ROOT of all of our communication problems. ...And here I thought this thread was going to be competely pointless. I'm going to have to go with kmills on this one. I rather have no humps at all then to get my hopes up and have them be bad humps. That's just a whole new level of depression right there. See? That's EXACTLY my point. Many men I know would adhere to the "Sex is like pizza" philosophy. [When it's good it's really good, and when it's bad it's.........hell, it's still pretty good!] [Edited to add: *sniff*...Hey, you smell that? Smells like a Smutsketeer cooking up a new thread idea...] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. My God.....I think we've just stumbled upon what could be the most simple and fundamental psychological difference between men and women; the ROOT of all of our communication problems. ...And here I thought this thread was going to be competely pointless. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. Valid point. Since it's Monday, I'd gladly settle for an entertaining lie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. .....Socrates..? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. (Notice I allowed for more than one response.) Discussion welcome. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. Free. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  22. Or when you don't have beer money. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. Those feelings, I can help you get over. For THAT I'll have to phone a friend. ...I'll be out in the backyard with Bolas and Turtle, just lemme know. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  24. SH*T! Bolas! Donnn't mooooovve!! Just apologize for being a big, stupid man, hand her the chocolate, the heating pad, and the remote control and back away sllloowwlyy OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  25. First of all: TOO LATE! You've already offended me by implying that I actually have any sensibilities to offend. (....Yeah, don't think too hard on that one...) Second: No, I've actually found that women who are naturally endowed are less likely to reflexively turn on the "You-F*cking-Pig"-O-Vision. Even when they realize that they're being ogled, they usually have a more clever response, which I guess comes from experience. What eludes me is why some women with after-market equipment start getting offended at the notice. Particularly women like the one in question. I mean, these things were scraping the edge of architectural possibility! One more cc, and she'd need to have her toes lengthened to stay upright. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is