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    Bored much...? I've added a couple, but they know who they are. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    And if you dont have a closing pin necklace or forgot yours...I will have some awesome necklaces for you!!! Tami Alas. My awesome, one of a kind pin necklace has apparently been a resident of the Gulf of Mexico since Memorial Day weekend. Can you promise me a one of a kind replacement? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    If I may answer with a question: Why are millions of people still willing to bitch "helplessly" about Windows when they can buy Macs instead? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    The one who can most eloquently and informatively compare and contrast her nation's economy, post-agrarian history and system of government with those of her three nearest neighbors. ....after turning on the Liverpool game, getting the f*ck up and making me an omelet. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Well, if we're gonna turn this into some sort of festival of tasty, wholesome desserts, I'd like to extend a special invitation to Marti & Brian from The Farm who provided my B-Day fiesta with those unbelievable puddin' shots served in ...wait...for...it.....BITE SIZE ICE CREAM CONES. No offense Jell-O chefs, but these things'll give you a fight you need to wear your cup for. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    But I have power negation... so I get to remain the straight forward, logical enigma. So I can communicate with your kind, and you with mine. The way I see it, we can battle indefinitely or join forces and become an all-powerful union. Think about it: You can get us a great deal on an HDTV, and I can tactfully get you to stop talking during the futbol game without being a "dick." ....Oh after all that creating world peace stuff blah blah blah.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I noted as many "..goes horribly wrong" as "looks fun" videos on the old YouTube, myself. Someone's gonna do a lot more stabilizing trigonometry on that thing before you put MY ass on one behind a drunken "boater." ....Although, left as-is, it's a pretty effective D.A.R.E.D. [Dumb Ass Redneck Elimination Device] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Men already rule the world.. If they understood women they would bow down to us instead!! Correction: Men RUN the world. Who RULES it is easily explained by simple Transitive Equality: Allowing that: The WORLD is governed by MAN => MAN is mostly governed by the PENIS, and => We pretty much know who has the "handle" on that Then who truly possesses the potential dominance and who's just managed to steal it because they have bigger, hairier arms? My simple, but beautiful theory is that if I could only discern what the hell women were talking about, nay THINKING , then I would truly be the most powerful man on earth. (Or at least go down in history as the FIRST.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.z..z..zhuh?? what?............ OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    -Rapid Healing (a la Wolverine): instantly making me the most awesome swooper in history. -Ability to breathe under water: cutting the cost of SCUBA down to virtually nothing. And -The Ability to Understand Women: allowing me to rule the f*cking world. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Spite? Vindictiveness? Manipulation? Cold, calculating, cruelty? Or, to narrow it down, a morbid urge to undermine the ex's self-esteem while stealing emotionally dominant power for herself, because she's still vested in the situation and can't fully regain her strut until she knows she's left him with a permanent limp. (I.E. She's an immature brat.) Just out of curiosity, were you raised on an island that didn't have many women?? No. I'm not bitter. I prefer to think of myself as tangy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Let me clear things up here..... I had just gotten off work and i eagerly put my phone on vibrate during working hours , in anticipation of those wonderfully naughty moments afterward. As I was driving home yesterday I must have anxiously sat nestled my phone on my lap snugly between my already quivering thighs. Sure enough it started to vibrate and when I went to see who was calling it was my deliciously naughty turtle and all i could do was laugh abruptly pull my car to the narrow road shoulder, lean my seat back to the perfect position, and allow that tantalizingly forbidden moment of pleasure to tear through my entire flexing body in waves of stolen ecstacy... [Proofread for grammar and accuracy by Professor X] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Only if you're quick, clean, space-efficient, and above-all, deft at kissin' Carbone-booty. If history dictates, they'll have that space pretty much filled up and locked down the whole time. Maybe best to find an efficiency hotel room. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Ehh, it's a healthy bonus. But you've obviously already experienced the REAL first priority of the sport: bragging about drinking and lying about sex. I'm still daily intrigued by being whoever I am, but I wouldn't mind a walk in iluvtofly's shoes. If just to know what it's like to work too much, not sleep enough and STILL have the energy to text people ALL DAY!! ...or Turtle. Just so he could wake up back in his own body the next day to find that it's been completely waxed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    HA HA HA Well are you going to admit it? or are the smiley's enough to cooberate? You'll get NO doubt on the veracity of your claim from me. But while we're talking, I happen to have a little piece of information regarding this same area of discussion that a lot of people don't know. And that information MAY be available for a price.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Too many Law & Order reruns, dude. I'm no lawyer, but I'm edu-guessing 2 years, or so, is about industry standard in the real world. And there were some unexpected delays in this case. Would've been longer if Tallahassee was a real city. This is positive news. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Nope, it comes from around the corner to my house... I've had my eye on it since I first saw it... There are a total of 3 for Fitzgerald Rd. (2 should be easy to score) only one for the corner of Fitzgerald Ct. Once again, I find myself thinking that a "Sticky" at the top of the Bonfire reminding posters of their 5th Amendment rights against self-incrimination might NOT be a bad idea.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Yes, here is yet another curious poser that recently, randomly passed my mind (whilst reaching way back in the drawer for that penultimate pair of clean boxers). We've heard enough of people's own preferences to ensure that we'll never look at some of them in jumpsuits the same way again. But I was curious about the other side of the debate: So, what gives? Do skybabes prefer a guy to rock the quick-access pornstar look, or a little Calvin Klein couture? And do skygods prefer a woman offering the foolproof approach to the runway, or a little something soft and frilly that someone else can find tucked between the sofa cushions a week later? As always, detailed elaboration and spirited debate are not only welcome, but eagerly anticipated by my bored, and button-fly cotton shrouded ass. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Fixed it for ya.
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    YOU TOO?? Man, those times always scare me a little. I keep forgetting to add smelling salts to my Fun Kit... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Don't beg for the tabs, dude! Figger 'dat sh*t like a REAL player does (I.E. Like I'M about to)! But seriously, BIG UPS! Nice tune, man. SMOOTH. Come down to the Keys Boogie and I'll be honored to back you up on it. (Otherwise, Divot'll just make me learn the thing and play it without your permission anyway. ) [Edited to Add]: BTW: Who's the girl in the video, third row from the Otter door, on the port side?? ....Sorry. I can't think about music ALL the time.. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Oh, I have a catalogue of ego-crushers and c*ck-blocks with Divot's name on them. I don't have to take EVERY opportunity. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Any TOOL fan should appreciate Stone Sour. They're labeled as a Slipknot "side project," but they started first, and they're stuff is light years beyond the Slipknot kiddie crap. I'd peg them as almost as sophisticated as TOOL. Ignore the two power ballads that got on the radio and check out the rest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Msvs3m6gYM&feature=related OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    So I take it I won't be seeing you guys down here anytime soon...? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Duct tape. I sh*t you not! I discovered this not 24 hrs ago after my roommate's retarded cat took a panicked run across our wood floor and slide-tackled my wine glass. Take about a foot-length of wide tape (I used clear packing tape), stretch it tightly between both hands and pull it toward you across the floor. Let about 1/2" touch the floor, keep it pulled tight so it doesn't completely stick, and it'll pick up those little shards like a damned Zamboni. It works a hella-lot better than a damned broom, I'll tell you now. And it got me back to watching my Liverpool game a lot faster. -Heloise OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is