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I'll let you go on dissing both the Genius and the Man in Black because you're obviously cranky today.....but I'm putting it in your Spankings Pending file. And the next time I see you you will be expected to sit through my entire Johnny Cash repertoire with a starstruck look on your face OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Don't worry Snapper, if there're no rooms we'll just find you another BUS. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

279 songs now in the Boogie Child Music Holiday Library Everything from Rat Pack to South Park, and from Royal Philharmonic to RUN-DMC Including the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas as read by Boris Karloff. Two crosschecks reveal NO mention of the word Granmda (I won't even play the song for money, as it fills me with the desire to beat a redneck to a bloody paste with a burning yule log. ...And I don't need ANOTHER reason to feel that way.) If I DJ at The Farm Xmas Boogie it will not be heard. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

... I'll bring my guitar too if Robby doesn't get too shitfaced to play. Can't wait to give the big pond a go.

Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Comin to Town Brenda Lee - Rockin Around the Christmas Tree Charles Brown - Merry Christmas Baby Chuck Berry - Run Run Rudolph Dean Martin - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Dean Martin - Let it Snow Dean Martin - Winter Wonderland Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - Baby it's Cold Outside Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas Elvis Presley - Here Comes Santa Claus Porky Pig - Blue Christmas Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself a Merry... George Thorogood - Rock & Roll Christmas Harry Belafonte - Silent Night Thurl "Tony the Tiger" Ravenscroft - Youre a Mean One Mr. Grinch Jackson 5 - Santa Claus is Comin to Town Jimmy Durante - Frosty the Snowman Ray Charles - Please Come Home for Christmas The Pretenders - 2000 Miles Sammy Davis Jr. - Jingle Bells Kyle Broflofski - The Lonely Jew at Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping U2 - Baby Please Come Home Louis Armstrong - Zat You Santy Claus? Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis Freddie McGregor - Feliz Navidad Some of the finer Holiday fare the Americas have to offer. *Songs in bold face indicate Christmas music you can actually have SEX to **Songs in italics indicates that they just make me PISS myself And the original Feliz Navidad was by Jose Feliciano, but I like this version better. ....it's REGGAE PS If anyone knows where I can find Wayne Newton's Jingle Bell Hustle (not ROCK, HUSTLE) it's too perfectly cheesy not to have in my library OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

_________________________________ I've heard 2-different stories about Cheech and Chong. 1 - They didn't 'smoke' at all and 2 - They stayed swacked. They were still, funny. Cheech: "Hey, man!" "You wanna get along with these peope... call them 'pendejo'!" Chong: "Really, man?" Chuck Yeah, that means "my real good friend.." Of course, it's hard to maintain your comic timing when the only thing on your mind is Oreos and pork rinds, but in their off time..... Hell, Tommy Chong just got busted for selling cutsom made bongs on the internet. Honorable mentions: Billy Squier - Christmas is a time to say I Love You U2 - Christmas, Baby Please Come Home .....And Mariah Carey sucks Demon C***, but the Foghat version of "All I Want for Xmas is You" Rocks! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah right?! I brought a $250 leather biker jacket for f*ck's sake!! And my Wife went home with a ......well a $250 leather biker jacket.....hmmmmm....weird. But all I'd like for Christmas is a 2-Liter beer bottle with a big ogre on the label. Fat F*cker!! Bring it back maybe I'll fill it up for you upon the New Year. So do people want me to bring the Music With Words setup or not? If I get enough votes I may drive down to Tally and pick up the REAL speakers and sh*t. Boy, our Little Pablo may have a helluva a birthday party to look forward too. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh man, he had some magic dust.......a little bit for the reindeer, a little bit for Santa Claus..... a little bit more for Santa Claus.....a little bit more for Santa Claus Thanks. That reminds me of something else I need to download. Make your answers count kids. I'll be using this as a study guide in case I get asked to DJ the Xmas Boogie @ The Farm OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

None. Takes at least 4-6 weeks. Maybe I can scrounge some cash for ingredients and throw something together for New Year's. ...Damn, I can't wait until my Stripping career takes off...($$$$ ) Talk to Brewmeister Ben, he's always got some on tap. Don't know what the Wife and I are doing yet, 'cause that weekend is Paul's 4th b-day. If you want us, you guys may have to make it a family friendly party. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The Pogues - "Fairytale of New York: You were handsome You were pretty Queen of New York City When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last I could have been someone Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you ...Truly one of the GREATS. Not many artists have crafted songs for us to appreciate once we hit the BOTTOM of the egg nog bowl. Remember Sid, if Hope is an eager new puppy, Cynicism is just an old dog that's been beaten too much. But the BEST of All Time is Father Christmas by the Kinks. What can make you ponder the meaning of Christmas better than a song about fake Santa getting mugged by a gang of poor kids?! And I LIKE Bing and Bowie!! Especially the cheesy old video from Bing's "All I Want for Christmas is a New Belt to Beat my Kids Special." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Has currency been defined yet? We'll be there. I say we play the white elephant game again. That was fun!!! Good question. I've officially offered 6 hours of Professional Party Music (Words Included) provided by Boogie Child Entertainment. (a $650 value). Plus Live Drunken Sing-Along with the Boogie Bastard Mariachis. (Priceless) ....Or you can just bat your eyelashes at you know who and he'll probably hand you the keys to the cabin.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I have no recollection of this microphone incident you mention. (So for anyone who wants to say differently here's a preemptive "shut the f*ck up.") Nonetheless, I won't be getting anywhere near a mic unless it's to sing. I'm also a bit cloudy on this "Straight to Hell" song you speak of, but if it'll annoy the piss out of the Ogre, I can certainly learn it. .....As Bob Dylan..... I will, however, probably decide to bring the laptop again. And unlike last time, if more than 4 sick-HOT Sky Babes say: "Oh, you're not going to stop playing YOUR music are you?!"... while aggressively shaking their beautifully aerodynamic asses, I WILL NOT STOP. (EDIT): Until the very reasonable hour of 2 am of course. .....Maybe 3 if my Wife's not sleeping in the hangar. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I thought it sounded familiar too. Good Luck with that. But if worst comes to worst, the OrFuns are always welcoming new family.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Bring the Boss. And YOU need to check with MY boss. I know the 25th is no good, she's cramming for finals. And the 18th is too short notice. Some people have kids and need to plan ahead, f*cker. PS: Poodle, what are those in your shirt? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

This is the ad that appears in front of EVERY airline passenger in the country who forgets to bring a book in their carry-on bag... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's what he said. The point is you are entitled to all the same protection as anyone else in your jail cell (legal representation, non-self incrimination, etc.) UNLESS you piss away all of these rights by blowing, bleeding, staggering down the white line or giving them any other iron clad evidence to instantly convict you. If you hold out, the burden of proof is still on them. That fine print on the back of your DL is an EXCELLENT psychological gimmick. But remember who's telling you to sign it: someone who would rather have you do their work for them than be forced to prove, 4 months later in court, that you were drunk. Ever heard of anyone spending a year in the can and losing their license for 6 months just for failing to comply with a drunk test? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes. They exist. They are everywhere. And they are spreading. If Santa Claus were real, those who so often remark at my "belligerence" would be forced to work in the broadcast booth next door to one of these stations for seven years in a row. Before you plan a holiday visit to Florida's capital, you should know that there are two such stations, which compete annually (using corporate espionage) to begin their Christmas programming one day earlier than the other. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yah we thought about that when apt hunting but went with 1st floor because: 1. I travel so I'm always hauling luggage, computers, gear, etc around in business suits and HEELS. 2. We both skydive and the odds of one of us breaking a leg or ankle are likely.. easier to hobble in to a 1st floor place. 3. My TV weighs 600lbs. Ask Blaine, Hippie, and Bob. Moving it is a Biatch. Yeah, you're TV on that little table is a death trap waiting to spring. My Washer/Dryer were a bitch to haul up L-shaped stairs too. But the last time I lived UPSTAIRS from someone, I had a loose u-joint in the pipes under my kitchen sink. It fell off while I was washing dishes and every drop of water went directly into the apartment downstairs. It was running for about 15 minutes before the neighbors noticed and came upstairs. Hot soapy water filled with food particles right into their bathroom walls. ..And it happened more than once. I felt bad, but what could I do?. I'll take the TV hernia any day. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's probably because they're preparing to downsize, and they're filtering out the lazier employees. ...Have a good weekend. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

ok...ok...ok...yesh....avatar being changed momentarily. Even as a married guy, I can talk a woman into anything. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well that'll keep it on page 1. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

.....She moved in while I was in the unfortunate position of working the overnight shift at the local filling station and convenience store to supplement my collegiate lifestyle. It was a more innocent time in America's past when MTV still played music videos on a regular basis, and the spirit of Rock & Roll freedom and rebellion rested squarely on the shoulders of a young, New Jersey native by the name of Jon Bon Jovi. He must have been carrying that load alone, because his latest video -commemorating a lively and poetic anthem called "You Give Love A Bad Name"- was running in approximately twice hourly rotation on that illustrious cable channel. I didn't watch MTV as a rule; particularly during days following a midnight to 6am shift. But I know the video was played twice an hour because SHE would mark those moments by LITERALLY GRUNTING LIKE A GORILLA, and POUNDING at full bore from whatever concrete laden room she was in at the time, to a position in front of the television, where she would AUDIBLY FLOP DOWN and begin singing along with the television; now at full blast. My numerous attempts to civilly defuse the situation were frustrated by the fact that she, by my estimation, could not muster more than a monosyllable in response to any question or comment. In fact, judging by the distance between her eye sockets, I earnestly doubted her genetic completeness. By the time "Wanted, Dead or Alive" was released, I was in the market for a handgun. Fortunately, for her, she was asked to vacate the building after breaking several windows in her own apartment. I have not since, nor will I ever, under ANY circumstances, live beneath another sapien again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I know you are but what am I? If you dig Linkin Park, .....a 14 year old girl. Hey, you asked. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No bra, One shoe and No toiletries. Boy, you musta been lookin' slick and smellin' sweet when you got home! That's two bras you're down now. Oh yeah, I brought your white one to the boogie. I just unpacked it again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is that anything like the Venus Butterfly? 'Cause I can do that. In fact, I have my own variation of it. ......And now I can give it a NAME! Thanks for the vibes Pescado. Really, I'm just trying to keep the photo in front of people in case they spot my ring somewhere it shouldn't be. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is