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Does anyone else find these girls PHENOMENALLY GORGEOUS?{NSFW}
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
In case you're wondering Kim, that nagging pain you're feeling in your head is the seed of a very promising internet opportunity struggling to reach daylight from beneath the fertile soils of your mind. No, don't thank me. But when it takes off, I want the first Free Membership to FireflyGirls.com. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Yeah Nan. Let's play the White Elephant Game. Here are the rules we are going to play by this year, so there is no confusion or belligerence http://www.santalady.com/xmasgame/whiteelephant.html Hans, tell Sandy, she was right And Food???? Greg, do we need to bring side dishes and desserts for the dinner? FYI, Saturday, 12/3 is Paul's 4th birthday. We'll have a cake and party hats and sing Happy Birthday to him at some point. Please help us celebrate with him.
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Does anyone else find these girls PHENOMENALLY GORGEOUS?{NSFW}
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
DO NOT HIJACK MY SOCIOLOGICAL SURVEY you postwhoring exhibitionist freaks!! AND DO NOT DARE CALL ME OUT ON THE HIPOCRISY OF THAT LAST STATEMENT!!! We are soon to share a hotel suite. Don't force me to send you home with psychologically scarred children. (Trust me, I can do it in less time than you'll be in the shower.) Now, if no one else minds me taking the subject away from Clay's semen-encrusted navel hair and back to beautiful nude women.... I admit, the hardware in this case is more than a bit distracting. But she's still f*ckin' STUNNING! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Does anyone else find these girls PHENOMENALLY GORGEOUS?{NSFW}
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
OK, so we've heard from ye OLDE GUYS And at least one poor soul who -like so many unsuspecting Americans- been incurably poisoned by the Access Hollywood bottle tan and silicone cabal. And, I'm sorry, I only speak English and weak Spanish, so this comment I didn't comprehend at all So what does everyone else think? Not to skew the results, but this is a test of your personal concept of beauty and sex appeal, and I have a theory that it's going to be surgically divided according to age and general social 'clique'. P.S.: These two in particular leave me paralyzed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
That's like: "He's getting out of prison, he deserves to get buttraped by a guy with a small penis." ...and when someone OFFERS to bring WHATEVER BEER YOU WANT to your party, you request...............(god! do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?!) Now do something productive, and go look at my latest bonfire thread. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Does anyone else find these girls PHENOMENALLY GORGEOUS?{NSFW}
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
Suicide Girls.com No. It's not pictures of dead chicks. Aside from appearing on a website, they also do a real live travelling Burlesque show. (For the tots, "Burlesque" is like stripping, only with creativity) There's a documentary about it running on Showtime right now. (This documentary features a very brief clip of them in my old radio studio where we once did an interview. During that time, it was all I could do to keep from drooling on my console.) Anyway, they make me stare like a dog at a butcher shop. And my Wife likes them too. I was just wondering what others thought. EDIT: OK, you caught me. I don't give a sh*t what anyone else thinks. I just wanted to promote them. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
...If you've somehow been recruited into cooking the turkey for 7-12 of your NEW In-Laws: That your turkey cooks through but stays moist and tender, that the recipe for Puerto Rican style Turkey and Stuffing you've decided to force upon them does not disagree too violently with their refined Georgian constitutions, and that your certain beer consumption does not lead you to drop any F-bombs in front of them. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Cha-Chiiiiinnnnnggg And how about a NEW Liverpool jersey. Or Blackburn Rovers to salute my Boy Brad Friedel. I think I've got about $70 in unpaid packjobs on you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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www.Dictionary.com Dictionary - Thesaurus - Encyclopedia - Web Top Web Results for "vaginate" 4 entries found for vaginate. vag·i·nate Audio pronunciation of "vaginate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vj-nt, -nt) also vag·i·nat·ed (-ntd) adj. 1. Forming or enclosed in a sheath. 2. Resembling a sheath. 3.To ensheathe; to enclose in a sheath. 4.Ensheathed; provided with a sheath. ........uhhhhhhhh.....okay................that makes sense...... And [I]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCKKKK A FUCKING ROLLING ROCK!!!!!!!![/B][/RED][/I] *ahem* [shaking it off and combing down his neck hair] If I wanted to drink the cheap sh*t I'd stay home. Putsi, the simple answer is: We'll graciously drink anything you CANNOT find at a gas station. Except for Modelo Especial! That Sh*t once gave me a headache BEFORE I even passed out!! ["did that come off as snobbish"? he wonders as he ambles to the fridge for another rolling rock.....] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Jethro, have I told you lately you're my FAVORITE HICK?! (Not redneck, hick rednecks have no class.) Now if you feel like firing up the grill we won't stop you. Or better yet, can we get someone to fry up some more turkeys? skinnsyshrek goofyjumper RastaRicanAir BlueSkySerenity Revillusion ? (still owes his ass to the Orfuns) JunkyardPup (Ditto) NY Brian (Ditto) whodamiss freelyflyn71 Crash Dummy Pruitt Mejewa Li'l Snapper freeflir29 Billy Vance Da Gimp (will be attending via telephone w/ a bunch of bullsh*t excuses) simplyputsi Widgeon? DJ Shambles Bubbles Spence Chiquita Salsa John ...why am I putting all these names up by myself? Lazy f*ckers! EDIT: Definitely bring the bouncy house. I've never had se...........uhhhh played in one of those at a boogie before. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Damn! That was almost 48 hours! What, you couldn't find internet access at the airport?! Post whore. Weird too. I'm watching The Prisoner right now. I AM A FREE MAN!! The only thing funnier tham British comedy is British action shows from the 60's. Well, since you can't fly back with beer, bring back some of those funky candy bars you people have. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Fiiiiinnaallyy! YOU can have some fun for a change! How long's the big sack of ass gonna be gone? P.S. You're my boy Blue!! But I let people put them own selves on the list. I mean what kind of tacky bastard would I be if I just went and put people on a boogie list without their confirmation?! But since you're memory's going, I'll take care of it this time skinnsyshrek goofyjumper RastaRicanAir BlueSkySerenity Revillusion ? (still owes his ass to the Orfuns) JunkyardPup (Ditto) NY Brian (Ditto) Lil Snapper (stop begging for spankings. it's hotter if you play a little hard to get) Freeflir29 (ass has been pledged by the chick who REALLY owns it) Popsjumper (get enough honeys to vote for you, maybe we'll make you a Foster Pops) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Orrrrfuuuunnnnnssssss...come out to plllaaayyaayyyyy... I was just posting the latest Family Tree on The Website and it HITS me like a chunky redneck with a cane pole: At least TWO more of our Original Bastards (Kelly and NY Brian) are destined to FEEL THE LOVE at this boogie. Three if we can pull Cheech out of that vag*** he fell into. Then I noticed you slack asses hadn't even started a list yet. I think I'll dip the paddle in water and freeze it this time. ....Oh, and ladies, since it's obviously too cold for puddin' I was thinking maybe Hot Caramel sauce... skinnsyshrek goofyjumper RastaRicanAir BlueSkySerenity Revillusion ? (still owes his ass to the Orfuns) JunkyardPup (Ditto) NY Brian (Ditto) whodamiss freelyflyn71 Crash Dummy Pruitt Mejewa Li'l Snapper freeflir29 OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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We'll do Rachel....? In that case, we might need two suites. P.S. Snapper, she was talking about a suite at the Holiday Inn. It's about $80 but they have a skydiver discount. EDIT: Just called. They have 4 left. So the kids can have their own. P.P.S. Fat Boy, you can use whatever words you want, but if he gets in trouble at daycare, YOU have to go talk to the teacher. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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You're gonna need to switch your avatar to a new body part to make up for that one... Which did you have in mind? .............................................................................. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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....hmmmmm.....isn't that what we were doing back in the olden days when all the lanes were run by real people? So since they've cut down on their labor costs by installing machines, I can expect the cost of my beer to go down any day now! Kick Ass!!! ....................hmmmmm....how long should I hold my breath? Clarification: I never implied that it was OK, only that they've made it easier to get away with. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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If I can get my wife to stop saying F*CK in front of them, I can bloody well ...........well, when that happens I'll let you know........ OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Boogie Algebra for Li'l Snapper, LESSON 1: If A(I want to come) = B(I must bring the kids), and B (I must bring the kids) = C (The kids must first be welcome), therefore A(I want to come) = C(My kids are f*ckin' well welcome) "Because I god damn said so" -Dad OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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If he got away with that putrid "Freedom (You can find my new CD single at Wal-Mart on 9/12/01)" song, he can get away with anything. Best rendition ever - Eric Cartman OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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I'm sorry to rain on your "accomplishment," but shoplifting is something we all pay for. rl True. But, then again, so are the cold, impersonal, obviously fallible self checkout machines the stores have chosen to spend our money on, when they could do something radical instead, like hiring human beings who need jobs, and could help avoid such losses. Obviously, it's nothing to brag about, -which I know, because I think it's happened to me once or twice. But in my experience, when you're in a hurry to get home and feed these groceries to your kids, and you're in a store with 12 lanes and only two cashiers on duty (at 5:00 pm on a weekday, mind you), your sense of human decency may be a little strained. ..And that's as close as I will get to SC (imagine screaming in blind terror emoticon here) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Her either. .....I've been typing a lot lately. .......bite me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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You're gonna need to switch your avatar to a new body part to make up for that one... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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We do whatever we want, whenever we want. At all times. -Ignignokt Mooninites Random Quote Generator Do not attempt to translate the truth of the Aquateen Hunger Force from your puny Earthling "clicky the linky" language. Just check your local Cartoon Network listings. [WARNING: Many of you just won't get it. That will be your own fault.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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In that case I will learn a new colorful vocabulary just to mark the event If you sing it , then fine, but only if I get to look at your eyecandy wife while doing so You'll have to find a way to keep her awake past 10:00 then. I've given up... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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You're right. ........not in the Bill Clintonian sense anyway.... Wow! This could be my 3rd Salsa John Salsa Boogie! Maybe I'll remember to try some this time... .............hmmmmm.....Salsa....Christmas......[light bulb] Whoa! Gotta go try to download some Salsa Christmas songs! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is