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Found: white bra (Orfuns boogie) I'll see if I can get an Orfun logo put on it before I bring it back. See how well this forum would work?!

You could break your neck on that piece of crap. That's dangerous. ...And yet, somewhat p*ssy at the same time, like those skycoaster things. Figure out how to launch one to about 7000' so I could cut away from it, and I'll pay. No sh*t. They couldn't call somebody? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Or am I the only jackass who can't come home from hopping without leaving something behind? Yeah, my beloved pin necklace has been recovered. {Thanks to Hansy at SkyDive the Farm} But in the last 6 months I've also been separated from my favorite "jammin'" hat and my portable voice recorder (used to collect incriminating party quotes and song lyrics). Surely enough property has been left behind by other drunks to constitute a running forum. .....Yeah, you're right; probably be clogged with smartasses posting about their virginity..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

They don't make enough vaccine for me to get travel shots for Taradise. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

More like she's famous for being nobody. Number 3 in the Celebrity Skank Rank right behind Paris High Budget Crackwhore Hilton and Nicole "Lifestyles of the Rich and Illegitimate" Richie. Except Tara got drunk and stumbled into one good movie (American Pie) so now she'll never go away. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Awwwww, BUMMER! TX has dropped to ONLY 5 of the TOP FAT 15. Didn't you guys see Super Size Me?! You're slippin'! And Miami waaayyyy down at 19! F*ck it! I'm going back to eating more Latin food, it's obviously better for you than BBQ! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*ckin' A! I'll start working Sugar Mama on that tonight after she's had a few pints of this high gravity Athens brew she likes. I'm so proud you finally discovered Market Square liquors!! Instead of just buying everything from the Parade Queens at Back Door Liquors, where we have to wash all the bottles BEFORE we drink. Seriously kids, there's a bottle shop in Tally that's run by the guys from the drag bar next door. Talk about a laugh your ass off beer buying experience! (FYI: Any micro fans in the Athens area need to try Sweetwater 420. Flat out one of the best, most consistent micros I've ever had. Like Sam Adams original without the heavy aftertaste. Also Terrapin is pretty good. You can probably find them in ATL too.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

ffuuuuuuuuccckkk....... You've finally stumped haven't you, you FAT C*NT??!! By my calculations, I've spent about 37% of my post-21 waking life (OK, bullsh*t. I started when I was 16) preaching on this very topic, and then someone poses a "simple" question and I go into android-like mental overload..... The answer is 42!! OK, I haven't travelled the world enough to find the true answer, but I can make some educated suggestions: Oranjeboom and Hoegaarden. Not only two of the best lagers on earth, but also fun to order. And since the REST of us cannot live on Lager alone,,, Fullers IPA, Bert Grant's India Pale Ale. For those who like to make the Real Man's BEER FACE when they drink. (Where's the bitter ale face smiley?) Maudite, Fin Du Monde and Trois Pistoles. For those who want to enjoy only the fullest flavor while getting knocked squarely on their f*cking ASS. There's a reason they only pack these in 4's. Of course, Trappist Ales are empirically the best beers known to modern man, so anything marked Chimay or Orval is a pleasant addition necessity. ......(To be reserved ONLY for those of us who you've NEVER seen drinking a Natty Pisswater Lite!!!) And let's not forget my dear friend John Courage. PS: Most beers are made with barley. The difference between Lager and Not Lager is the type of yeast used, not the grains. Ogre. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, those bands definitely have the 15 year old girl in a Che Guevara t-shirt from Hot Topic variety of attitude. But if you're looking for something more authentic and less commercially viable (READ: "less FAKE"), like Anthrax, Suicidal Tendencies or the Sex Pistols, perhaps I can help. What's it for? (In the meantime, for pure attitude AND entertainment value, with definite skydiver appeal, I recommend "You Don't Know" by Reel Big Fish.) EDIT: Rebecca, if you need a dance partner during "After the Love has Gone", let me know. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn kids, always thinkin' NEWER means BETTER!! You can't keep eating the fruit without tending to the root. Starting on the Delta, naturally: Robert Johnson, Charlie Patton, Tommy Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Sonny Boy Williamson. (NOTE: If Big Bill Broonzy's voice does not result in physical chills, consult a cardiologist IMMEDIATELY) Then if you must sate the electricity fetish in your overstimulated 21st century ears, move on to Elmore James, Junior Wells, John Lee Hooker and Little Walter. (WARNING: By the time you get up to Freddie King, Albert King and Bobby 'Blue' Bland, you'll never feel quite the same awe for the Allman Brothers, Clapton or SRV again.) That concludes today's curmudgeonly music lecture. Download homework at your leisure this weekend. There will be a quiz. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!!! 'Til I see U again...Close your eyes and imagine a big tight hug and good solid leg humpin'. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah,you should tell that story.Are you still married? hehehehehehehehehhhh....I'm thinking he's gonna call dibs on one of the beds in the BubbleMobile soon. See Beezy? SOME guys are actually smart enough to write these things down! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOSTER MOM JULIE![/RED][/B] Make sure the Tomato takes you somewhere NICE. (FYI Bubbles: NICE means a place that doesn't serve BBQ.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm has also given me reason to live another 11 weeks. And even more confused looks from my wife..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Tried that. We dont know any of the same songs. There ain't no need to tarry Let's start out tonight And we'll spread joy oh boy oh boy Man we'll spread it right Bring along your Cadillac Leave my old wreck behind And if you've got the money, Honey I've got the time -Lefty Frizzell Just put aside that Canadian Soccer Mom Mall Country Crap and learn some true roots tunes and I'm your guitar (PRON: GEE-tawer) slave Baby. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Any and all Sublime and Bob Marley. Then get an acoustic bass and come to the Farm, or Monroe, or any boogie that I'm at and back me up f*cker. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Are you calling me a Ho? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

thats what i'm wondering. Same here... Second try. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

uhhh...pssstt That DOES make it obvious. EVERYTHING we think we're being smooth about is obvious to a woman. And they don't mind, as long as we don't MENTION it. They dig all that chivalrous stuff as long as we keep it natural. Keep opening doors and learn a few simple dance steps, and you're James Bond. FOR EYES ONLY: Commit this post to memory, then EAT it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIMPLES! Of course you realize the ONLY way to celebrate is to get the other nipple done. ......Still pretending she's 18. .....Just makes me feel good. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

LOL...no, I don't think he was a local. I've never seen him before. I've only seen it in certain Eurofreaks. It's an extension of that revolting Speedo thing. (Yeah, that's right. I said it. You don't like it. Invade us.) We modest American men just let this urge boil up inside until it explodes into a fit of mooning or running butt naked around the bonfire. If you struck up a conversation, I surmise he'd have a funny accent. ...Or he's a pathetic, self-infatuated egomaniac. (In which case he could never provide you with the selfless, sensuous attention you are OBVIOUSLY CRAVING.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Lost: this.. Found: LG Hiper pullover LG pair of gymshorts white padded bra, size: Adequate OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Lost: one set of balls Found: one vagina ...Stop whining like a Cuban, and be happy you were there for the birth of a tradition! And the nose is so I can breathe while the lips are at work. I've got video if you want to see how that works. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

YES!! You rawk, Baby! Now we have a photo to put on the milk carton. Oh, and I've lost half of that second chin too. But no need to return that. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, you're right. You guys definitely have a point. This WOULD be a good subject to put on A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THREAD OTHER THAN THE ONE MEMORIALIZING OUR EGO-DRAMA-BULLSHIT-FREE BOOGIE. GOOD IDEA!! Thanks for coming up with it! Man you guys are smart! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Just remember, the rest of us must continue getting along after you pass the f*ck out again, junior. And yes, my humor-impaired Love. I WAS kidding. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is