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How many more times am I going to watch this movie?!?
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
Here's a mixed review: Kill Bill 1 is truly brilliant, mind-blowing comic book adventure. Kill Bill 2 seems to have been made by the 9 year old nephew of the director of the first movie and all his little 9 year old friends. "Hey, I've got a barn. Let's put on a show!" WHAAA??!! Tell me you're f*cking with me. I mean I know what opinions are like, but that seems like loving the first slice of a pizza and gagging on the second one. How can you impune a mobile home fight scene that's second only to the one in Raising Arizona? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
MISSING: My Buddha/Pin Necklace from Skydive the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
While I'm working on a 3-D computer representation of my necklace, I also have a FOUND report: Discovered in our luggage when we got home: -1 L HiperUSA pullover -1 pair XL gym shorts Please claim via public or PM -1 very lovely white padded bra. Can't read the size on it, but it appears to be belong to someone small of frame and relatively perky. Please report to the next $129 boogie, and we will return this to you using the classic Cinderella/Prince Charming format OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
MISSING: My Buddha/Pin Necklace from Skydive the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
One of a kind, handmade by me, with two Buddha charms, black and clear beads and a black & orange tiger eye bead. Maybe dropped in the gear room, bathroom or back room of the bunkhouse. (Or maybe it's stuck in the bottom of one of my shoes, but just in case.) If found, please do the positive karma thing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
How many more times am I going to watch this movie?!?
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
You're absolutely right. Only Rasta's mom could give birth to his sibling. Psh. Try to play me with that trick question bullcrap... Hey Skinny, how many of each kind of animal did Moses put on his ark? Haaa! That was no trick question. Damn furiner just don't speak English too good. And we sexy mouth people should always stick together. ....Pun only subconsciously intended. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
You didn't seem to mind when we were four feet away in the next hotel bed. But don't worry, I've already reserved a Small from the next batch of t-shirts for Whit. I'm sending it packed in ice. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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How many more times am I going to watch this movie?!?
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
Or: Why Kill Bill is the NEW Godfather I & II Not only are both sagas flawlessly written, cast, acted, directed and filmed, but I am crippled by an uncontrollable compulsion to watch them EVERY SINGLE TIME one of them happens to be on cable. Oh, not if they're on TNT or TBS or any of those other channels that gut movies and just show their sanitized carcasses in between commercials. I'm not a FREAK! But if they're presented uncut, and I tune in at any point in the film, ALL other obligations are immediately forgotten. And, no. Hitting the Tivo button won't suffice. They must be given real time attention. And there are other movies in this category as well. No. There's nothing anyone can do to help me, or my family with this. Although, if one day my wife and I are expecting, and she happens to go into labor while one of these films is on, it would be nice if someone were willing to give her a ride. But I was just wondering if I were the only one afflicted with this condition. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Yours never got recovered huh? I don't know how that happened. All I've got left is XXL. At least you can sleep in it. If you want it, your credit's good. If we learned nothing else from this boogie, we learned TWO IMPORTANT LESSONS: It is possible. A skydiving event CAN in fact be conducted with NO ego conflicts, NO politics and above all NO DRAMA. (As long as you invite NO WOMEN. ) Oh you hoochies OWE me some BIG TIME love to make up for that one. And second: There will only be peace and love in this war torn, hate filled world when ALL conflicts are settled by bikini clad girls on a tarp covered with puddin.' OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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PART II: ALL MY LOVE To the newest and most worthless bastards to join our dysfunctional family: And the ones who became OFFICIAL. You may now scrawl your numbers on your t-shirts at your convenience. #2 Shrek aka Spanky #3 Brandy aka Darla #5 Robby aka Porky #13 Bobster aka Fishhook Willy #18 Lesley aka Poodle #19 Ryan aka Pukey (that's what Li'l Snapper called you anyway) #20 Jorge aka No Pants #21 Sage aka Sadie Jr. #22 Jean aka Dimples #23 Pretty Mike Anderson and yes Orfun #69 Lisa Marie aka Li'l Snapper Now that you've annoyed the number out of us, you'll have to live up to it. Good luck. And to all the loving Foster Moms and Dads. Mariposa Mama Kim Bubbles Spence Namgrunt Nanabanananana Hansel Sandy and Psychobob Thanks for dishing out the Tuff Love And all those who bought our t-shirts. Thanks for the advertising. Wear them in good health and good skies. Those of you who couldn't come, your shirts are on back order. Sorry. Snooze you lose..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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GREAT. No job hunting today. Gonna be staring at pics all afternoon. www.DZMEMORIES.COM *sigh* Now where to start......PART I A MILLION THANKS Hansel - for hooking us up and making the thing run. For the comp (if I had known I would have made 10 more jumps ) And for the room on Saturday so we didn't have to sleep between the barking freak and the NAKED GUY Jethro -I told you already. I LOVE what you've done with the place. There couldn't be a better place for our first Birthday Party. And the cookout was a totally unexpected bonus. Especially when I was worried about how to feed all those broke bastards ....But seriously, my Wife wants a hot tub now. Before it gets cold out please. All of my Little Puddin' pops -What can I say? You MADE the event worth the stress that almost ruined my marriage on the ride there. ------------------------- To the 4 ORIGINAL Orfuns who actually made it: Let there be no doubt that we f*ckin' rule. To those who tried but couldn't make it You were missed. But the next time we see your ASSES you WILL NOT BE MISSED. To those who, in their hearts, know that they could have made it if they tried harder: Enjoy the pics and eat your slacker ass hearts out. Your ASSES have also escaped NOTHING And to the makers of Everclear. Expect a doctor's bill in the mail. And to DJ ADHD. Good spinnin.' UP YOUR DOSAGE. Again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
We're moving it over... As this thread goes boldly into the Post Whore Hall of Fame... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
**Better be the second room: I'm afraid I have to invoke Boogie Co-Organizer and broke ass can't buy a tent rights. We'll be in by sunset hopefully. Whoever helps me reserve that room gets the first pull off the Warsteiner Mini kegs I'm bringing. Now back to my red beans & rice. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
F*ck'im. Stay home Pimpy, more fresh meat for the rest of the molesters. (I'm lookin' at you Blue. Just trying to help out your odds.) In other news: The beer is iced. The puddin' is packed. And I think I'm starting to get excited. .......Oh, no. That was just a bunch of keys in my pocket. Oh well, I'm still ready. Hope I don't forget the Holy Paddle. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
If there's a circle in Hell for two-or-more-decades-past-their-prime rock stars whose dead souls have been replaced with a bloated, oozing blob of their own self importance, whose voices are forever impaired by choking on the bile of their own egos, they will probably be forever doused in flaming pig shit by demons wearing $35 concert t-shirts. Right next to the stall containing the Eagles, of course. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Anyone else see a gender based pattern forming here? I've never known a woman who didn't have trouble sleeping, or a guy who couldn't nod off while rolling down a hill. Personally I've drifted off in classes, leaning over a desk at work and twice during one shower. ....OK that one was alcohol related. I think chicks are just too sensitive to outside sh*t and inside worries. I've also never seen one who's comfortable with the same room temperature for more than 5 minutes. Of course, I know of nothing that can help you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Yeah. But I haven't had sex in the Otter yet! ...........Oh wait...... Oh that's right! Yeah Caravan's cool! Will it be parked on the DZ at night? Blue, my boy, you always make a good point. But you still have to ride in the back with the puddin'. And see who else you can shanghai from Monnnroe this weekend. (Love you Lisa!). We wont have the crash dummy but Shithead's always good for a painful laugh. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Shit. I KNEW I was forgetting something. See what happens when I put somebody else in charge? No worries. If I put my ear to the screen I can hear the click clack of lurker Greg eagerly typing PMs RE: Using your Otter this weekend Right? Right Jethro? Right? I'll let you fondle my guitar again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Oh YEAH, it's just ME! I'm the ONLY one! And what was wrong with LUVROBY?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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And you still don't know why it works on two levels do ya? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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So you're free. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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.......*sigh*.......f*ck, that one actually took me a minute! And I've never had a whole thread addressed directly to me before, unless you count my birthday. You make me feel more special than any other woman who hasn't seen my junk! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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And I go nose to nose with both of you. So does that mean I'm a fat immigrant bastard, or I have huge luscious ***s?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I never wanted his hairy ass in this organization anyway. F*ckin' potheads are just totally f*ckin' unreliable. Good. More packing work for me. We must remember to DD him and tell him all about the brownies he's missing. Actually it's 4. Don't forget that special guest of ours. The one with the knife who likes to eat Chinese. He MUST have one to wear when he goes back home. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Man that's tough.....what other boogie would be MORE THAN GRATEFUL to host this event? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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First Annual OrFun Birthday Boogie Bash @ the Farm
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in Events & Places to Jump
If you get one of our shirts the wrong size and stretch it all out up top........... I'll smile. -
........................got puddin'?.