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Jesus! So the kids are off to bed, and I start flipping through the music channels on the cable. I click on the "Sounds of the Season" channel out of morbid curiosity, thinking "no way...." But Gyad Damned if they aren't playing all Irish music!!! And still 2 hours 9 minutes until takeoff. .....tick......tick......tick..... P.S. The official Dublin Commemorative Orfun Shirts look [B]KICK ASS[/B]! A little beer and that screen printing smell should get me through the night. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

LOL...Spence is gonna get you for that. HE'S the one who posted the weather "nothing but sunshine" weather forecast a few days ago. That will doom you 10 times out of 10. Keep it up Fishf*cker. I'll keep drinking until I forget all those Sublime songs. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

WTF, Robbie? He'll be coaching me on how to do The Don. You wouldn't rob me of that, would you? OK, dumb question..... . Tip 1: Pretend you're going for a piss and you didn't see her and me go back there. Tip 2: Pretend you're embarassed and walking away, but go "hide" behing the nearest truck and keep watching Tip 3: MOST IMPORTANTLY, wait for a night when I'm wearing a kilt. .......That could take forever.......................oh, wait. That's Friday! shhhhhhhh people who live in Dublin think they're cool. Let's not tell 'em. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

In the words of multi-millionaire media empire magnate (and presumably savvy business man) Ted Turner: HORSE SHIT. If you own a dropzone that can't survive one weekend without a few of its core jumpers, you're doing something wrong on a business level. And if you have to retaliate by throwing an "I'll show them" boogie, or pissing on your jumpers and staff for going to a boogie, you're doing something wrong on a personal level. When I meet someone at a boogie, the second thing I find out about them is where they jump. The third thing is what it's like to jump there. If they have good things to say, their DZO may have just made two new visiting customers. If they say that they're going to get bitched at for being at this boogie when they go back home, guess what; LOST PROFITS. This ain't the NFL, it's playground ball. A DZO who lets their kids go play somewhere else for a day or two isn't losing money, they're buying advertising. PISSING MATCH = DRAMA OrFuns don't do drama. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Disappointed. I thought he was the f*ckin' Mack way before South Park. It's obvious that he got some nasty phone call from the Hubbard people. His Baptist folk no doubt condemned him to hell back in the 70's. I don't know what kind of hold L. Ron has on his flock, but it seems more twisted than religion; more like financial. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Pretty regularly since high school; from the front, the back, the side and in photos. I'm pretty sure it even happened at this bar the wife and I went to the other day. And my f*cking hair is up over me ears now!!!! ...(*sigh*) Ya just can't help bein' pretty....so I don't try. P.S. I retired my death look. I've learned it's infintely more embarassing for them, especially if they're trying to serve your food or sell you something. Now I just lock eyes with them until they turn red. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

College roommate was a club DJ, back when Techno was called House Music. Headphones while mixing, and bumpin' bass in his Walkman while riding his bike all over campus. I still don't know how he could stand listening to House Music all day, but the point is he had chronic tinitus when was 23. The lesson: STAY AWAY FROM TECHNO! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

DAMN YOU!! Save it for Thursday when all the cool people are there! You locals could've never scared the sh*t out of all those bikers without us. And what will be the hot opening scene for the video if my wife isn't there?! ..Seriously. Wait for us or I won't tell your husband what trailer I'm going to sneak behind. See you Thursday Morning. Right after we deposit the kids at day care. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Wanna know the outcome? ...He only 32!!!!!!!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Explosive Season Opener: Chef is kidnapped, ass-raped, cooked over an open flame, ass-raped again and eaten by Tom Cruise, John Travolta and that inbred media melanoma Lisa Marie Presley. While they all ass rape each other. With a gag on so he can't speak of course. Tragic. But once one group is spared from shameless, unmitigated, politically incorrect ridicule, no one is safe. I'm taking the Theme from Shaft off of the playlist for Dublin. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sad news on that front. I seem to be a little short on models this year. I even went so far as recruit a Mega Hottie Assistant Painter for the ladies that would be more comfortable with a Female artist but as of right now... Not a single Skychick has volunteered her Breasts to me. Without a Canvas, This artist cannot work. I'm sorry. Have we met? My name's Robby and I hang out with skydivers! Shirley, you can't be serious. What if I had let low advance interest stop me from bringing 10 gallons of puddin' to the OrFun Boogie?!?! The swoop pond would never have had that yummy vanilla flavor! If you were a real hustler you would know it's all about catching them at the right time (boogie) in the right place (half drunk). And I never heard you promote a damn thing or try to recruit anybody! .......[wind blowing softly] If you bring paint, their boobies will come..." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Kind of looks like it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piccalilli included again because I realized I hadn't made it a clicky... No. Not puke Just the shit that's left in the bottom of the dishwasher. Yes. Someone mentioned boobies. And SEVERAL others have also mentioned painted boobies. ..............Jay..............oh, Jaayyyy? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No doubt! The 18 month break did wonders for that girl. Yeah, but you can't trust it. She's had work done before. Go back and check out the schnozz that she had in episode 1. Glad she's still sticking with the life size rack though. I was more surprised by fat ass Vito. You know he must've gotten the Star Jones staple treatment. Great start. It even caught me off guard. Two rats dead in one week and a gut shot instead of a chest wound. Tony is still the luckiest bastard on TV. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Motherf*cker still trying to duck out of his Orfun asswhoopin'! Who the hell goes to Mexico and misses Dublin?! Hope ya get the runs!! All the LOVE Uncle Papa. (I didn't even know he had a b-day. I thought he was a test tube baby.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You're a good boy. But remembuh once you get into dis family, deah's no gettin' out. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I couldn't do that to a woman!! That's REALLY disrespectful! .....And I'm afraid of her. But I'll give you a dollar to do it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

LOL! I seriously doubt that was me! Actually I think it was Robby! Quit doing drugs, man! Yeah. That sounds like me. I've got to take credit for that one. In fact, I think I vaguely remember sparking a whole conversation about the subject. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Would you say that about SEX too?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh sh*t!! I'll have to talk to the wife about that one. I was going to have one, but the only people I know up here are a bunch of bug scientists in thick glasses and those wrinkled Monroe slackasses who won't drive to Athens because of their age-related night blindness. I'll see if she can take 5 hours off work on Monday for the drive back. ...But only if it's All Italian Potluck. I'm down for a 12 of Moretti and some 'Gabbagool.' OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Place your bets on the BIG Season 6 "Oh F*CK NO!!" Plot Twist: (Or write in your own) 1) Meadow dies 2) Uncle Jun' flips 3) Chrissy Dies 4) Paulie Walnuts flips 5) Carmella finally f*cks the priest 6) Carmella finally f*cks Rosalie Aprile 7) Furio comes back 8) The Russian comes back! 9) Sylvio's hairpiece dies 10) Tony finally cacks over from that piece of "salsich" stuck in the lining of his heart, and the Feds promise him a transplant if he flips. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Fock You! You Fockin' COCKSUCKAH!! I sweah to Gawd I'll come ovah deah and take out ya fockin' eye!! One a deze days you'll be startin' my fockin' car. If I don't take you for a 'boat ride' first. 3 Days : 11 Hours : 41 Minutes OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is that an insult? 'Cuz isss funny! You're just jealous because I can somehow convince women that I'm listening to their deepest thoughts and feelings. And Dublin will be good. The guys in funny suits acting like dorks there ....and make no mistake, there will be plenty.... will take pictures with you for FREE. [Checking the mailbox one more time for that kilt delivery] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

3 DAYS : 23 HOURS : 31 MINUTES A public service from the Best Sh*t on Television EVER Society. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh yeah, it's the 50th anniversary. Mistake #1: In hindsight, I'm sure a brilliant woman like yourself is already asking herself this, but why would you go anywhere on the 50th anniversary? Mistake #2: Did you grow up in CA? Because anyone who grew up in FL would've hipped you to this little secret about our own overhyped tourist Mordors. Then again, what IS, Honey? Disney's primary export: Hype. What can you expect from a company that keeps a tankerload of its 50 year old movies locked up, then is suddenly moved by its love of children to release them on DVD six weeks before Christmas? As for the depressing combination of rampant obesity and rodent-like reproductive rates, we can only put our faith in Darwin. When the ice caps finally flood us out of our houses, those bloated f*ckers will never make it up the trees. Meanwhile, I suggest you avoid Wal-Mart as well. Again, especially on weekends. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm insulted that you think I would show my boobies for $20! $50 is my minimum. How much is that in chopper tickets? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is