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I give it 2 stars Only one pair of painted sweater muffins -although Jessie has DEFINITE star potential if she continues to work with the right supporting actors (and garments) and directors- and not a single girl/girl scene this time. The franchise is definitely losing it's direction, and is in danger of losing it's impact ala the Godfather saga if something isn't done to balance all that self indulgent skydiving footage. Although I'd like to be the first to thank Chaos Kitty for giving me a brief part in her latest project. .....Oh one more thing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Saturday night my tent at Emerald Coast (due to poor surveying on my part) was invaded by fire ants , and I spent two hours emptying all of my bags and shaking the little bastards out of every last stitch of clothing. Then I repacked my luggage and stuffed it all into Hefty bags. Sunday afternoon, a torrential cloudburst blew over half a dozen tents, including mine, but while everybody else's suff got wet, mine stayed dry because I was protecting it from the ants. I think that's ironic. But a good thing happening to this person while an awful thing happens to that one, I think that's what we call "life." I also had one of the best boogie weekends of my life. I don't know any fellow jumpers -here or elsewhere- who would expect us to feel guilty for that. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You left out Bottled Water. The one force even more powerful than the internet at making gullible, money-squandering morons out of otherwise intelligent people. "...And then there's THIS a**hole!...." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It's only the social pressure we put on ourselves that makes us feel like we're supposed to know what to say. Think of the worst loss that you've ever suffered in your life. Now think of one thing that anyone said on that day that really made you feel better. If there was something that brought you any real comfort, chances are it came from someone who knew what you needed to hear, and not just what the situation required them to say. When my father died, the only thing that made it easier to breathe was knowing that he had received the last Father's Day cards I sent. Not many people could've provided me with that information. "I'm sorry for your loss" is common sympathy, "let me know if there's anything I can do" is common courtesy, and if you've had a very similar experience and learned something about how to cope with it, then you may be lucky enough to offer something in the way of empathy. Beyond that, and aside from funeral directors, the clergy, and certain health workers who are practiced by their constant exposure to it, I've never met anyone who was "good at" knowing how to speak to grief. Personally, I hope I never live through enough grief to get that way. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sh*t! Thanks for reminding me, I almost missed the whole thing. But you forgot the: Only reality show that doesn't anally rape the fetid corpse of the human spirit option. Always starts out slow with unfunny people trying to be funny, but then it's just funny people trying to get a break in the most brutal occupation in the world. Even musicians would rather live in a dumpster than try stand-up. Of course it really hasn't amounted to a damn thing for any of the winners yet, but in Dat Phan's case, that's also a good thing. Damn vote cheatin,' dog eatin' half as funny as cancer motherf*cker! And what the hell happened to Ralphie May anyway?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

America misses you too, Spanky. .............Well....not anyone I know in it.........and probably not any of the blacks....Latinos.....Asians or anyone who lives in your subdivision. ...Females or those in the restaurant industry..... But I'm sure some part of it does! Taco Bell must miss you!

Fortunately, even ESPN aren't stupid enough to cut out in the middle of a match. FROM ESPN.COM: ESPN, ESPN2 and ABC Sports, will present live coverage of the 2006 FIFA World Cup Friday, June 9 through Sunday, July 9 from Germany. ESPN2 and ESPN will combine to present 52 matches - 31 on ESPN2 and 21 on ESPN. ABC Sports will broadcast 12 matches including the title match Sunday, July 9 at 1:30 p.m. ET from Berlin's Olympiastadion (preceded by a 30-minute pre-game show at 1 p.m.). ALL MATCHES IN HD For the first time, all 64 FIFA World Cup matches will be available in high definition on ESPN HD, ABC HD and ESPN2 HD. The high definition telecasts will be offered as a simulcast of ESPN, ABC Sports and ESPN2's World Cup coverage. WORLD CUP LIVE During the World Cup, ESPN and ESPN2 will present World Cup Live - the daily news, highlights and analysis studio show for the quadrennial event. UNINTERRUPTED COVERAGE To ensure uninterrupted coverage of the matches, the networks will not air commercials during the two 45-minute halves, similar to the 1998 and 2002 FIFA World Cups and the 1999 and 2003 FIFA Women's World Cups. Commercials will be aired during the pre-match, halftime and post-match segments. Additionally, the telecasts will feature the continuous score and clock ESPN, ESPN2 and ABC Sports first introduced on American television during the 1994 FIFA World Cup. They're also in real time. My fondest memory of the 2002 cup is watching USA/Germany over scrambled eggs and Guinness in a bar that had closed at 2 and reopened at 6am. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Baby steps. There's plenty of support at the grass roots (The term "soccer mom" didn't come from out of nowhere.), and from some big advertisers (My favorite new Nike commercial shows great futbol moments with "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" playing in the background.) There would be more support from the fatass Budweiser dribbling sofa jockeys if it weren't for a**hole sports commentators picking on the sport just because they think it makes them funny. The real USA fans just want to see them do well enough to shove the credibility in everyone's face. I just hope I live long enough to hear people on ESPN pretend they "always secretly kinda liked soccer." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

At your age, I wouldn't complain. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OHHHH-LEEEEHH OLEEHH OLE OH-LEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!![/B][/I][/RED] Favorite Teams: Loyalty Hierarchy: 1) U.S.A. 2) Brazil 3) England 4) Whichever team speaks Spanish OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

As leader -and usually SOLE member- of the Boogie Bastard Mariachis I hereby entrust you with these suggestions taken directly from the cheat sheet taped to the back of my own guitar. SUGGESTION 1: Tape a cheat sheet to the back of your guitar. If you're like me, you get by a bonfire and -for SOME REASON you suddenly can't recall what's in your repertoire. SUGGESTION 2: Everything marked has GOT to go. The Green Day just gets tired half way through, and the Creed is just well.....echhh, CREED. (And nobody start with me. If YOU had been the first guy to play the band's own homemade cassette of My Own Prison on the radio, you could say whatever you wanted too.) Bob: TURN YOUR LIGHTS DOWN STIR IT UP NO WOMAN NO CRY REDEMPTION SONG I SHOT THE SHERIFF IS THIS LOVE [I]I can't believe you've ignored the BOB! This stuff is HUGE around the bonfire Sublime: BADFISH SANTERIA CARESS ME DOWN DON’T PUSH (Bluesy version adapted from the Sublime Acoustic CD) SAW RED (Ditto. The Wife and I do it as a duet) BOSS DJ WHAT I GOT RIVERS OF BABYLON (Even people who don't know Sublime, LOVE Sublime) HUNGRY HEART LOLA YOU WONT SEE ME CAN'T BUY ME LOVE SWEET JANE AND IT STONED ME BLUE SUEDE SHOES (A la Carl Perkins. Not Elvis.) EASY -The Commodores (Dude! I just learned this one last week. I thought it would be funny as hell. And it KILLS when you put it to a reggae beat. I feel a non-gay kinda vibe happening here.) END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ([I]Bet drunk people some jump that you can remember all the words FOLSOM PRISON BLUES BOY NAMED SUE CANT YOU SEE -Marshall Tucker RAMBLIN’ MAN SOUTHERN CROSS -CNSY Willie and/or Waylon MAMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS GOODHEARTED WOMAN IF YOU COULD TOUCH HER AT ALL Oldies: UNDER THE BOARDWALK STAND BY ME LEAN ON ME (I do it bluesy) SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME I FOUGHT THE LAW GLORIA SUSPICIOUS MINDS Stones: WAITIN’ ON A FRIEND HONKYTONK WOMEN WILD HORSES NOT FADE AWAY THANK YOU-Led Zeppelin (Do it all romantic with your eyes closed and it'll get you laid) I MELT WITH YOU Tom Petty: AMERICAN GIRL HERE COMES MY GIRL WHO DO YOU LOVE BABY PLEASE DON’T GO Rod Stewart/The Faces: OOH LALA MAGGIE MAY YOU WEAR IT WELL Jack Johnson: BUBBLE TOES ME & JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD Joe Walsh: LIFE'S BEEN GOOD John Cougar-Cougar Mellencamp-Mellencamp HURTS SO GOOD Neil D.: SWEET CAROLINE CHERRY CHERRY WIND CRIES MARY 80'S: PETER PUMPKINHEAD -XTC LAID -James WHAT'S SO FUNNY 'BOUT PEACE LOVE & UNDERSTANDING HONEYSUCKLE BLUE BALL & CHAIN ANGEL OF HARLEM ...Is that my biggest post ever? I Think it is.... Seriously, come to the Old South some time and we'll jam iuntil they throw water on us. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

But the REAL STORY they have to tell is quite sad. ...Or funny as sh*t, I can't tell anymore. (If it doesn't come up, click on "Honey, I shrunk the KISS." Duh.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Subsection 3 Paragraph 2 How quickly he forgets... Hope you're knee's OK goober. Must be all that time ...sitting.... at a computer...? And NO. I'm not wearing the thong, so everybody stop PMing me! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uh-Uh. Let them sit on the counter in a paper bag until they're tremendously over-ripened. Like bananas for banana bread ripe. Like when they look like they're about to break open and reveal an alien life form they're ready. THEN slice them up and fry them until they're dark brown, and eat them on the side of something salty like a steak, or the sweetness will kill you. You have discovered the Miracle Fruit. When they're yellow, they come out starchy like a tuber, and when they're ripe they taste like dessert. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

back....and to the left...... back....and to the left...... back..........and to the left...... Indeed, that is the Holy Orfun Scepter. And that's not "discipline," it's just a little Tough Love. This is a birth photo; a woman of repressed but untold power ushering a new poor unwanted slob into the Orfun family. Scott, as RULE #1 clearly tells us: Orfuns DON'T BITCH! If you want your number get your ass in line. We'll be at The EC Boogie this weekend. (Complete with the now duck taped scepter. .....Thanks again Andrea!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And if you're foolish enough to do so in the workplace just be prepared to undergo forced "sensitivity training," and/or be summarily fired. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

As always, it's not about technical skill, it's about the eagerness to acheive. But mostly, it depends on whether or not there's anyone sitting behind you in the theater. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, I was just thinking: "Gee, wouldn't it be great if Spence had just one more way to make noise and irritate people...." And I always answer ....if it's one of my bitches. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Let's seeee........ -Guitar {check} -"Jammin' " Hat {check} -Magic Martini attache case {check} -Holy OrFun Tough Love Staff {check} -Shiny new water gear that I shouldn't have put on my credt card {check} -Air Horn!! {sh*t, gotta go back to the store!} OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

They cause neck strain. But they're only tall standing up. When it's a matter of distance I don't mind making two trips. [ATT'N fellow 5'8"ers: They like it when you say that to them in a bar.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Then you probably just need new batteries. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's called paranoia. You're waiting for the proper treatment. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's RIDICULOUS. If you want wrasslin' then have REAL wrasslin' I know where you can get 10 gallons of delicious puddin' and a tarp for less than 40 bucks. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Nope. But I'm gonna enjoy watching it. And since I'm the Emperor, they'll have to let me play some reggae jams with them. And then we're going to use all that ratty, smelly Phish-head hair to build an artificial reef! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ever heard of the Airport Lounge? It's not just for pilots. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is