skreamer
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Wahahahaha, Creamboy got his winky bit off by da Bytch... [kermit the frog]Bobbit, Bobbit, Bobbit[/kermit the frog] "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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You are one sick twisted individual Justin.... [zips fly up and tip-toes out of room] "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Or in Bill von's case :
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And there I thought 'Tesco's Own Brand Finest 6 month Old Scotch-type Whiskey' WAS the good stuff.... Well, at least I didn't tell anybody about your sitfly suit.... (or that framed pic of your graduation dive...) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Watch out or I'll tell people that not only did I have dinner at your house, but also drank most of your good whisky and then had to crash on your couch ("because I shink I yam too drive to drunk...") "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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WAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! You frogs lost to SENEGAL. You are pathetic, you are rubbish!!!
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Ooooh Mr. Sensitive.... Just because your team (reigning world champions) are losing to complete underdogs... Suddenly I am very proud of my African roots!!!
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You have no pride.... Football's coming home..... Engaaaaaaaland, Engaaaaaland, Engaaaaaaaland!!!! Will (now I suddenly have the desire to shave my head, get a single gold hoop earring in my left ear, stop brushing my teeth and go around head-butting grannies...
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Wow, for the first time in my life someone thinks I am cool!!! If I wasn't lactose intolerant I'd take Mother out for a milkshake tonight to celebrate!!!
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lol I lost my second job that I took to pay for skydiving BECAUSE of skydiving...
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Bless you! Now maybe you should put the cap back on the detergent bottle.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Why can't you guys have this conversation via PMs? (of course I could've PM'd you both this, but lets not get caught in THAT catch-22 again...) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Come back FFF, all is forgiven.... Now would you please come and kick me out of the top 10?
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Yeah, you're right, I bet none of those idiots ever paid taxes. What were they thinking, expecting the military to help them? I bet they did it on purpose just to get a free ride in a nice army helicopter. And as for those people always getting into trouble at sea and expecting the coast-gaurd to help them? selfish selfish selfish.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Bill, out of every skydiver I know (both here and in the real world) I think you are possibly the only one who would survive a fall from his ego to his IQ!!! Now that is the nicest compliment I have EVER given anybody...
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Yes and hopefully (weather and health permitting) I'll be doing the same in Sweden in July. There are 14 jumping days in a 2 week holiday (minus travel time) and 2 jumping days in a regular weekend. I might still be new to this sport, but I *think* I have an idea of the costs involved. The full quote was : When I asked if he was including Solly Williams coaching did you not think that I was alluding to the fact that doing serious team training with coaching could indeed cost $1 000 for a *regular* weekend of skydiving??? (yes yes, I know that last sentence got a bit long, but its 17h55 and I've had a long day). Sheesh, I reckon that Espen chap from rec. should become a moderator here too!
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And in my original response/query to you I never used the word average. You might also have noticed my Solly Williams reference. My last reply was to Clay, now stop being pedantic (Scrabble word nr. 2 for today!!
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Dude, you think that was wrong, go take a holiday in Cape Town!!
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Who told you my girlfriend had a bruised belly-button??? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Don't worry dude, if she inherits your looks I don't think you will have too much to worry about on the dating side.....
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Yes, obviously. But your average skydiver does not spend $1 000 on an average weekend at the DZ. If you really want to be facetious (my Scrabble word of the day) and use AFF students and hard core RW team training as examples, then sure you can easily spend $1 000 on a weekend. Personally I think a more realistic amount for the AVERAGE skydiver would be $300 for a good weekend - 10 to 12 jumps plus money for beer etc. That said you could go to the DZ with $40, make 2 skydives, beg/pack for beer and food money and have a GREAT time. The sport is as expensive as you make it, everyone has their own personal goals, motivations blah blah blah... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Yep, thing is, even though ABC have it on their web-site, they do start it with : Nowhere do they say it actually happened, I should've picked up on that... (now stop pissing on my pergola....) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Aaaah justin, long time no abuse....So, are the test results back yet, are you the father of your wife's child??? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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Nope, pretty stupid of me to believe your wife when she said 'the cheque is in the mail', huh? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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If you sell your Harley to pay for skydiving then you aren't a whuffo. If your Harley is more important to you than learning to skydive then you are a biker not a skydiver. Doing 3 tandems might mean you aren't a whuffo but it doesn't make you a skydiver either (IMHO). Quade : how the hell does anybody spend $1 000 in a regular weekend skydiving? At $20 a jump that would be 50 jumps. Were you including drugs, prostitutes, Solly Williams coaching etc or just exaggerating slightly? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"