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  1. Here's another still (same jump) - check out the Pie Queen's face when she realizes I'm taking her to the basement.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  2. Take a look at the attachment (try not to get too excited Clay...) Will (the biggest masochist ever)
  3. Dan!!! Dude!! Glad to see you are making as much sense as always you muppet!
  4. Thats no horse, thats the oldest biggest smelliest troll ever!
  5. lol actually thats ME doing the kicking in that pic! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  6. Shit, sorry dude. I haven't had much time on the net this week (being on course and having a life don't help either...). I enjoyed both jumps (especially the 2nd). It worked really well when I wore your gimp suit and you wore your wingsuit so we could match vertical fall rates!!!! I appreciated it when you offered to jump with me the beginning of last year at Langar (when I was even more of a lowtimer but just as annoying). So, after wingsuits, freeflying, CRW, speed skydiving, what ARE you going to try next???? (you must be the only person I know with a shorter span of attention than me, bet you didn't even read this far!!! ) Thanks Craig and keep up the good work for us freeflyers on the Council! Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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    Huh??

    Dunno about sunshine, but I think billvon has just made a new best friend!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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    Huh??

    Or the ones about scratch's MOTHER!!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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    pot heads?

    Did you say 'Aaaah' before you took the bait JJ? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  10. Just wanted to bump this back to the top. I know this happened in South Africa and some of you might not care, but the thought of someone purposefully burning a DZs planes along with ALL the kit (as well as personal rigs) has really made me sick. I have heard that the rigs were piled up under one of the planes and that avgas was then poured over everything (this is yet to be verified). One skydiver (staff member) lost not only his rig but also ALL his skydiving possessions (ie his logbooks, camera equipment, all his videos, photos etc). Put yourself in his shoes for a second... I hope the arsonist gets caught and brought to justice!!! Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  11. Luister pal, die hofsaak is verby en ek het elke blerrie panty wat ek van haar wasgoedlyn gesteel het teruggegee!! Now back to the main issue : Mel, can you please post some nudie pics of yourself wearing your new rig. If you feel this is in poor taste then please feel free to post nudie pics of yourself without your new rig...
  12. Hmmm, no answer - was just wondering what use a 'leather jumpsuit' would be in Texas and how much such a jumpsuit would cost? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  13. :4:0 Bad hay-fever so took it easy. Getting my camera helmet this week - yippee ki yay muthaphuqa!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  14. Nice rig, chick!!! Now, how about posting a pic of you wearing the rig? To fully appreciate how well it fits and show it off to its full beauty I think it would be better if you were naked for said photo. (help me out here scratch, she just *might* go for it....) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  15. Yep, I've been really happy with mine as well. Of course one of the reasons they are so affordable is because the South African currency has gone to shit. When I first came to the UK in 1996 it was 5 Rands to the Pound, now it is 16.... [sigh] "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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    base jumping

    LMFAO, his canopy was probably a Cobalt.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
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    "My colors"

    LMFAO "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  18. Craig is my hero! One day when I grow up I want to be just like him!!! (Anybody know how to spell 'seekofant'???). Hope I'm not on the PQ's team for the scrambles cos I don't really fancy jumping with 80 pounds of lead... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  19. Yeah, I'm sensing a lot of tension PQ! Maybe if you hugged a cwoud or embwaced the sky you'd feel better... Say, would you like me to come over to your place sometime and make you feel better? PM me your address and I'll be right over. "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  20. Was this your car I saw advertised John?
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    Kylie

    Just couldn't work up the strength to change the channel huh? Or was your remote hand already engaged elsewhere??? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  22. Aren't you running a bit late for your packing class old chap? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  23. Look, Craig is right and you are wrong, mmmkay? (Craig, she might be big but I reckon together we can kick the Pie Queen's ass!!!) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  24. Stuff like insurance and mortgages is too complicated for girls to understand, so why don't you just leave it to us blokes, mmmkay? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  25. I think thats a good idea and I'll chip in and help out, but please drop the slagging off H&B thing. I've used them over a year now. Never had to claim, but I did appreciate that my £117 annual multitrip cover was primarily for health cover. Thats why I posted a while back asking about gear insurance - I knew I wasn't covered by my H&B policy. Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"