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  1. Tell you what, John, if we do it, you can have Emma's Audi A3.... Will PS we might need a Caterpillar to dig a third wiiiiiiiiide-ass grave for a certain smart-ass Canadian..... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  2. Hmmm, OK John, here is what we need : Two shallow graves out near Northampton, pack jobs from you for Phil and Emma and I'll do the spotting.... Will PS I've got dibs on Phil's MG PPS yes, Emma I know about the beer, I could've done it on the cheap yesterday but thought I would wait until the weekend and get even more abuse!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  3. Would this be the same Phil (spindoctor) that shared my premature exit video with the world? Revenge will be ours John, revenge will be ours.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  4. I'm not! It made for some very interesting reading and got me thinking. Some pretty bright people argued some interesting points. Are we supposed to ban all discussions on religion, politics, evolution etc.? Now, would you like your dummy back Aggie? Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  5. lol relax dude, its all good! Just take it from someone who has phuqed up recently - laugh it off and don't get over-sensitive otherwise it only makes it worse when you get the shit ripped out of you!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  6. Ja nee, enigste probleem is dat dit nou die tweede een is wat hy gepak het (die ander een was vir n chom) en sy stats lyk nie so goed nie. "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  7. Yeah, John is to packing what I am to spotting!!!! Will PS I'm really crying on the inside.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"
  8. Say, Phil, fancy a free pack job this weekend? (and I'll be doing your flight-line check as well...) "Don't die until you're dead"
  9. LMFAO Yeah, pretty good huh? I pulled a sickie yesterday and went out to the DZ - I'm no longer grounded, but couldn't jump anyway because of wind. However I have been told that I have now officially graduated from the 'Stevie Wonder School of Spotting'. My defence was that I had opened my own personal DZ down the road, however we have only done the one jump this year and don't anticipate doing anymore.... Ek is nog altyd so bietjie in die kak, maar nie so baie nie.... Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  10. He prays for stupid people to push the wrong button!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  11. I'm still trying to figure this bit out..... Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  12. You're psychic? Prove it! I've got mel's big boobie in front of me right now (the one with the slippery nipple, seeing as you have the perky one) - WHAT AM I THINKING RIGHT NOW? Dude, if you can pull this off I will be truly amazed!!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  13. You saying you are a hermaphrodite scratch??? So, if I told you to go phuq yourself..... "Don't die until you're dead"
  14. Can you please post me one boobie and scratch can have the other one!!! Will PS please post me the bigger one... "Don't die until you're dead"
  15. Stoei met hom kaal in die modder Scratch, dit sal vir daai moffie n les leer.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  16. Yeah, with hindsight now I realize that I only got mini 3 rings on my first new rig, because that just seemed the "done thing". If I had had a little more sense I should've asked around about that other option on the order form (for the large rings) and why it might be a good idea to get. This is something I think I would want when I buy a new rig with smaller main. About the reserves, that is a discussion I have just recently had with someone. They were coming up with all these obtuse arguments about why their reserve was "as good as" anything else on the market. I insisted that they had only bought it because it was the cheapest and if a PD was the same price they would've gone with the PD. I myself am now strongly considering getting a PD instead of the (cheaper) one I currently use. Will PS I do not, nor have I ever owned a PD canopy (main or reserve), but doing freeflying I would like the extra spanwise protection they have. "Don't die until you're dead"
  17. For what its worth, I think you have done the right thing in making your daughter wait until she is 18. As for the general public, the following from Bill Booth's letter makes a lot of sense : What is the big rush? Physically I also think people are better prepared for skydiving when they are 18, ie fully developed, bigger and stronger. Sometimes I wish I hadn't taken 7 years between jumps 11 and 12, but I don't really feel I lost too much looking at the bigger picture (ie other life experiences). Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  18. If you were referring to Eric Vliegenhart then I definitely agree with you there! Met him at the Dal when I was doing AFF. Very 'switched-on' dude and I respected the fact that he had paid for ALL his skydiving himself by packing (started packing when he was 13 if I remember correctly). His brother Marcel was a really chilled out dood as well! Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  19. Dude, just remember that this copycat site has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Citrusdal DZ or its web-site. The copycat site was the work of someone who happens to jump there, that is all. I can't stress this enough, especially since I am hoping to jump at Citrusdal again in September and don't want the locals kicking me in the nuts again. (Like they did last time when I kidnapped Cedric the Cactus and got woken up in the hangar with packing weights being dropped on my face!!!)). Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  20. And here is the thread I was referring to. "Don't die until you're dead"
  21. Here's what I see. "Don't die until you're dead"
  22. 1:0:0 "Don't die until you're dead"
  23. Huh? Are you a bit new to this whole internet business sangiro??? Just kidding, if you go to www.skydive.co.za, the link is right there (cunningly called 'Forum'). Might one suggest that one refresheth oneth browser??? waaaahahahhahahaa /s PS I myself can't wait to jump at the Dal again, I was referring to one individual who had a brain-lock, whats he gonna do next? Exit the Cessna 4 miles prematurely??? "Don't die until you're dead"
  24. Wanna hear the really ironic part? Citrusdal (where HH used to jump in SA and where I learnt to skydive) is this numb-nuts's home DZ! AND sangiro did their web-site for them. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!!!! Anyway, on the Citrusdal web-site there is a link called 'Forum' under 'Experienced' (look on the left). This rocket scientist has actually posted there telling people what he has done and asking for feedback... I reckon we should let scratch loose on this domkop. Wat de fok het die outjie gedink Andre??? Agge nee man, gee hom n klap om tot sy sinne te bring!! /s "Don't die until you're dead"