phatcat
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Ya think the police will buy it?
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That's what I like to call an "Oops, I made fire" story. If somebody gets hurt - not funny. If nobobdy gets hurt - funny as hell!!! I'm an optomist, I can't help it...
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Come on, admit it. Just HOW close did you come to burning your house down when you where a kid?
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What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry you never knew the joys of wallpapering his room with spitballs. The joys of tossing chairs, desks, whatever out the window. The joys of lighting the desks on fire. And the whole time he's completely OBLIVIOUS to it all. -
They didn't even give you a frozen turkey? Well fuck 'em. That's how you evaluate a job, you know. A frozen turkey or greater = good job. Anything less, pick up the emplyement section.
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What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Okay, I gotta ask, did you ever have Mr. Nystrom (sp) for a teacher? -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Did you know they tore it down? Sacrilege. I had my first kiss by it. At the time it was disgusting but still... -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Did you play on the Big Toy in elemantary school? -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Me, 96. Did ya go to school there your whole life? -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Yep. What year did you graduate? -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Well I'll be damned. Didn't they find a burnt up dead body right around where you lived awhile back? Sorry, when I think of that area that always pops into my head . I lived about 2 and a half miles north of town. Ever go into Sunrise IGA? If so, I hope you never took one of the plastic spoons by the counter, we liked to lick them and put them back. -
Shut up! Freud was an idiot!
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What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Me too!!! Holy crap! Small world, huh??? Where in Stacy? -
What do you like to eat that everyone else finds disgusting?
phatcat replied to Jessica's topic in The Bonfire
Same here. Nasty! When I saw the trhread title I was going to say brocolli but aftre reading the posts here all I can say is you people are WEIRD!!!! -
My reaction is you have too much time on your hands
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I know this one. It's right there on the tip of my tongue... Why can't I remember???????? DAMN IT!!
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Hey Michelle, the book that Hol suggested is the same one I have that got me into lucid dreaming. If you haven't gotten it yet then I'll add another recomendation. It does talk about lucid dreaming as a way to deal with nightmares. I've had only one nightmare that actually caused me to wake up screaming, and it sucked ass. I can't imagine having to go through that repeatedly. Try the book. I've had limited success but my motivation is only curiosity, so I haven't been very disciplined with my efforts.
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LOL! I've had many dreams where I was in an FPS game. Invariably whatever weapon I had would eventually turn into a mini flashight that squirted weird liquid out of it that did nothing. None of those have ever become lucid and it's annoying as hell.
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I'm a little late on this one but I had to bring it back up... That was about the coolest show EVER!! I even used to have the Chipmunks doing the theme song on vinyl when I was a kid.
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Just ripped these off another site. Kinda funny. Or not. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas (If I Can Find My Way Back) Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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If it's a professor telling you to do this, I'd suggest telling him to find a new line of work.
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For me, getting into lucid dreaming is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Not quite as good as skydiving, but it sure beats the hell out of reality. Anybody else in DZ.com-land on this bandwagon?
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Smells like seven layers - that beaver eats taco bell!!
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If that doesn't say "Please kick my ass" then I don't know what does.
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I do. Everything is all weird. Weird is normally a good thing for me but not when it's everybody else that's weird. Weird people that aren't my version of weird scare me. I'd like to say "weird" one more time - WEIRD.