phatcat
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That ain't cool!!! Take him to the vet NOW!!!
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Now I'm listening to The Finest Worksong by REM. I love the backbeat. It makes me want to move - BOOMBOOM DAHBOOM...BOOM DAH Groovy!
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It's been less than I month since I dropped my 2000 Flushes tabs into the toilet. The way I figure it- 6 flushes per day (at best) X 31 days = 186 flushes. Now, a month later, their gone. 186 flushes compared to the 2000 ADVERTISED is only a ratio of just over 9%. I believe I deserve a refund.
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff." Is that the one? (thanx google)
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Whoah, now that sucks
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Unless you can get up right now, start the motor, and drive it away, it's a house.
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Oops, sorry, by "ours" I meant the property of the greatest country, and, therefore the relevant one.
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I'm bored again (sorry). What do you live in? This is a light hearted poll, if you're a DZ bum or homeless or whatever, choose the latter. If you rent or not, just choose what you actually live in. If your in a townhome, choose apartment.
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I was just checking these Segway thingys out on Amazon. I swear the people behind this thing are on crack or something. 5 grand??? Sure, a few people will buy one for the novelty of it but come ON????? For $5000 you can buy a 4 wheeler that will plow over way more shit than that thing will. It certainly is a very interesting concept - I'll give them that- but I predict some very broke people in the near future. (For the record, I WOULD like to try one!)
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I doubt that people who regularly use some of the drugs on that list would have the mental capacity to use a computer, much less log on to DZ.com and answer the poll.
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I gave my Primus collection away a couple years ago What was I thinking?
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*notices misskriss under mistletoe* *SMOOTCH*
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Yep, but their kinda shy about it
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I like Sky better
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Gee, I didn't notice - I'm so stupid!
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Somebody needs to go back to drivers ed...
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Smoked pot once. Didn't do much except close my throat almost completely shut like I was breathing through a straw for about 8 hours. Needless to say I haven't done it since, nor do I have any intention of it. As for the harder stuff, umm, no thanks.
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Right now I'm listening to REM It's the End of the World as We Know it. I'm trying to memorize the lyrics but's it's not happening. Before that I was trying to learn to juggle but gave up after 10 minutes. This ADD's a bitch.
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You mean gay to straight? I have no idea myself. Where does bi factor in (before Sunshine gets drunk )?
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This is the first year I was done shopping before Christmas Eve . Look up procrastination in the dictionary and they have a picture of me.
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What percentage would that be?
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I have my Columbia swiss army jacket - I keep EVERYTHING in it. It's like 200 lbs. Of course in the summer I'm usually screwed.
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And here's an actual pic of her jump I used to have such a crush on her...
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WTF?
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Lots -o- stuff. Curruently, Trust Co. "Deeper Into You" is annoying the hell out of my neibors (they deserve it - noisy fucks )