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Sloppy joes. Don't forget sloppy joes.
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Hmmm, I guess I sound like an idiot then. First time that's ever happened...
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got oxygen?
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Anyone else find it slightly ironic that the word "skydiving" comes up as misspelled when you click on "Check Spelling" after typing up a post, especially considering the nature of this website?
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Ever make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using your willy instead of a knife? It's great fun, I highly recommend it!
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Well, yeah. Doesn't your vagina? It has lips doesn't it?
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So pull the switch back and duct tape it to the steering column. Problem solved. P.S. I used to have a car that the headlights, for no apparent reason, would just turn off momentarily. Wild fun while speeding on curvy country roads!
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Colder than a witch's tit!
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Or a similar one that is my favorite: "The only reason some people are alive is because it's illegal to kill them." Don't remember were I first saw it, but I remember the phrase.
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As cute as they can be sometimes, cats are still predators. They like to kill things! If you don't like it, keep them inside. If you don't, they WILL find something to kill - it's what they do.
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(Pssst, Ivan, bring a gun)
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No, it was: King - "Take them to the Iron Maiden" Bill & Ted - "Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!!!" King - "Execute them!" Bill & Ted - "Bogus..." Yes, I'm a dork. Thank you.
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If it IS tempered steel, then exactly what would one use it for?
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No, that was fairly recent, I think. This must have been early '80s.
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I was a kid when I saw it, I probably didn't even know what weed was! I clearly remember one part where there is a battle of some sort going on, and a laser blast lights up a hay wagon. This one dude from the past (the "current" time in the movie) got a Playboy from one of the "future" guys and has hidden it in said hay wagon, and gets frantic when the hay starts on fire and is about to burn his mag. I'm NOT on crack! I remember it, surely somebody else has seen it????
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Okay, smartass!!! I know it was a little vague, but how many movies have a hay wagon lit on fire with a laser? And of those, how many have a Playboy in them? Huh? HUHHH??? I THOUGHT so!!
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It has a time travel theme, most of it takes place in medieval times, I remember a castle, I think. In one scene somebody has hidden a Playboy from the future in a hay wagon and the wagon gets shot with a laser and starts on fire. Does this sound at all familiar to anybody? Sorry, that's ALL I remember from the movie, but I keep remembering that one scene and I'm dying to know what it's from. Just one of the annoying nagging thoughts that won't go away. HELP!
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As a side note - those light sabers seem really un-ergonomic, dontcha think?
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I can't have pets in my apartment, but before I moved out of my folks' place years ago I had Max (attached). You might notice that he only has 3 legs (we call him "Tripod Kitty") Thats because some worthless sack of shit thought it would be funny to blast him with a shotgun and leave him to die. Somehow he dragged himself back home. After my brother found him in the back yard we took him to the vet late at night and they had to amputate his back leg. He's getting pretty old (14-15 years maybe?) but he still can be pretty active at times.
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Do I have to say it?
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Of course not. And don't call me Shirley. (I've always wanted to say that. I only wish it didn't sound so lame)
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Which country really poses the greatest danger to world peace in 2003?
phatcat replied to darkvapor's topic in The Bonfire
How do you feel about keeping a U.S. military presence in the area? Do you think we should be a "watch dog" over Saddam? I'm not debating, I honestly don't know. Personaly, I think he's proven to be very untrustworthy. I sure as hell don't want his finger on the trigger of any nukes. -
Which country really poses the greatest danger to world peace in 2003?
phatcat replied to darkvapor's topic in The Bonfire
Billvon, what exactly is your position on invading Iraq, if I may ask? -
Which country really poses the greatest danger to world peace in 2003?
phatcat replied to darkvapor's topic in The Bonfire
Moscow could have vaporized us, and us them. Incompatable analogy. -
Staying off DZ.com when I have better things to do.