phatcat
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Almost bought a t-shirt with the first one (the dude noticing that his "girlfriend" is pitching a tent) on it. Funny!
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He was here earlier today.
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No shit. The author is Eric Schosser - good read. However, I can't honestly say I've given up fast food completely. It IS tasty!
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Hey, anybody wanna see my bare ass?
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Interesting - those are three lessons I took away from my "meeting" (read: screaming match) yesterday that left me jobless.
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A true post whore always posts to topics with no value, regardless of interest. It's part of the "code." And a true post whore will also check his post, notice a spelling error, and correct it, because he is stupid.
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Ouch.
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Yeah, but I'm not that flexible anymore.
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Thanks a bunch Wendy and everybody else. This is the first time (I'll buy beer when I get down there!) that I've literally picked up my shit and moved on - it's always been in gradual steps before. I'm going to bed - I have a LOT of work to do tomorrow. Thanks all
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Bush's speeches are written for the American public, not smart people
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Awww, you CARE! That's so sweet!
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We're all here JUST FOR YOU!
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Yeah, and then if you saw me naked you'd see my hairy-ass body, except my genitals would have no hair at all around them. THAT wouldn't look odd at all...
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Very true.
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Dude, I didn't cut my nuts OFF! Just a small flesh wound. But still, when you see blood coming out of your nutsack, it can make a guy panic. I think it's mostly stopped bleeding. Stay tuned for more info on my nuts
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I'm a hairy sumbitch. I was just trimming the bonzai and made a little slip. Now I got toilet paper wrapped around my package. Can ANYTHING else go wrong today?
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Nice!
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Makes sense to me. If someone were to offer me the chance to go along on the next shuttle mission, you bet your ass I'd say "YES!" in a heartbeat. Everybody dies, but those seven truly LIVED. I can only dream as much for myself.
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That ain't nothin' - I want to see him shoot it out of his ass like Johnny Knoxville did with the bottle rocket
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Anything that gives me a paycheck while I go to school.
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Thanks, Dave, I'm checking into Bryon on the net. Already found some possibilities. Do you jump at Waller? If so, tell them to check their damn email!
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Long story short, I just got canned. This comes in the middle of planning to drive down to Waller or Spaceland for a week to jump. In light of me being jobless, I've decided to extend that vacation permanently. I know there are many Texas jumpers here and I'm wondering if any are around the Houston area that could give any info about living there. Specifically, costs of living, schools, temp. jobs, etc. I think I'll be going to the southern Houston area (close to Spaceland). If you have anything post it, PM me, or email at joshmt@earthlink.net.
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Dude, that's HARSH!! If you can't let your friends into your own house, somethin' aint right!
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Honestly, I don't remember . This is my second username (and Phreezone remembers the first - is he stalking me or something ). I made I bunch of stupid drunken posts with the first one, then felt embarassed and made a new one. Then I made a bunch of stupid drunken posts on this one! Oh well, it's okay if everybody on DZ.com thinks I'm a total dork - I'll get over it .
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Goddamn...