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Maybe you did, maybe you didn't...

Well, hello there, cutie!

I can

Well, back to the topic, I'm gonna vote for Michelle too. If you gotta ask why then...sucks to be you...

That is so true. Unfortunately, it's a sad truth.

SOF2 has been my stomping ground. Have I fragged you lately?

It's Christmas, so I go home to the usual family festivities. I've avoided them for the few previous years for reasons beyond this post. But now I'm more grown up and matured, and I've been living "real life" and seeing how things really are. So... It's become a yearly comfort, I guess - sitting around doing the whole Christmas thing and opening presents and giving fake smiles and saying "Oh thank you!" And then it happens. The jokes start flying. The g**ks and the n**gers and blah, blah. I've never felt so ashamed. I guess it's always been that way, but it's only now I'm able to recognize it. I've made some good friends (something that I don't take lightly) that happen to be a minority race. And now, as they're telling these "jokes", I'm thinking about them, and I'm furious. But, this is my "family", so I'm supposed to just accept them, right?. I say fuck em. The whole christmas thing has always been that "feel good" time when you get together with family and all that shit, but this time I've left it just feeling pissed and resentful at those assholes who just HAPPEN to be related to me. And with that, I hereby say that I'm my own person, and I will live my life by my standards. Too my family - cyalaterbye.

I sincerely apologize. Let me restate: YOU BROWN NOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

You ass kisser! (just kidding)

What! You don't like my hairstyle???? *sob*

Thats it. I just scanned a pic of myself unretouched showing my hugeness. It's a little unclear, but I'm sure you can make it out. Beat that beeeeotch!

If you're so gifted then why are you sitting if front of your computer when you could be doing, umm, "better" things? I'm calling BS

Ever since I was 15 I've worn size 32" waist Levi's Jeans. This year my mom got me a pair of 34" waist jeans. What the hell is that supposed to mean??

Hmm, I don't limit myself to New Year's Day to make goals for myself. I understand the idea of "A new year, a new life", but really, how quickly is it forgotten? Plus, I'm sure I'm not the only one who, later in a given year, thinks "Yeah, I'm going to change this and that AFTER THIS YEAR" Not to sound negative, but I think New Year's resolutions are untrustworthy crutches for making yourself a better person. Of course, that may be a product of my shamefully pitiful willpower

Groovy! Bookmarked

As a matter of fact I am a new Linux user. I'm kind of stumbling along right now but getting more familiar daily. I'll check into that - thanks!

Heh, FFF has a soft side, isn't that special (J/K!) Carrie, you said you gave the dog to animal control, they are more law enforcement related, I'd advise against going that route in the future. Do you have a local humane society in your area? The Humane Society does NOT put animals to sleep after any amount of time. Just something to look into for future reference. Glad everything worked out for the better!

Here's another one: My stereo has headphone output, my SoundBlaster has a mic input. Could I put 2 and 2 together somehow?

Okay, but how do I get my computer to recieve radio? I know you can get TV cards, but do they make that kind of thing for radio?

Tarzan and Jane were getting along rather well out in the jungle, and Jane had decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level. After many subtle, and then not so subtle hints, Tarzan wasn't getting the message, so Jane just asked him if he wanted to have sex. "Sex? Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Well, Jane was somewhat surprised at this, but she gave a brief explanation, to which Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan know. Tarzan use hole in tree." "OH MY!" Jane exclaimed, and proceded to undress herself and laid down in front of Tarzan. "See, you put it in here," she explained. Tarzan, at first, was puzzled, but he slowly started to understand. He backed up a step, then jumped forward and kicked Jane with all his might straigt in the crotch "OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Jane screamed and lay writhing in pain. After a few moments she somewhat regained her composure and, sobbing, asked Tarzan "What the HELL did you do that for???" Tarzan was dumbfounded, and replied "Tarzan check for bees."

Let's say a person wanted to record a certain radio program, three hours long every day during the week. Let's also say this person wanted to have this saved in mp3 format on his/her computer. Lastly, let's say this person wasn't at home during the day in which to do this himself, and so needed it done automatically. How would a person, hypothetically, accomplish this task?

Yes, now back to talking about my toilet.

Truer words have never been spoken...

It depends how long it's been since you've done either one. For me - no comment