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  1. This is my new signature. Thanks, Jim Rutz. This ad space for sale.
  2. come on....give her a little bit of leeway... her kids were all coked up and wired, she couldn't sleep, so she was all hopped up on morphine... if you were hopped up on morphine, would you not also sleep through an attack in your house? This ad space for sale.
  3. I got dibs on six of clubs. This ad space for sale.
  4. Well, having come up with the 'wedge' idea to get god into schools through Intelligent Design they live in perpetual fear of a wedge being applied to them. I read an article from answersingenesis that someone linked to which unequivocably stated that accepting the earth was older than 10,000 years was the first step in denying faith and being swallowed up by the evil secular lies. That kind of fear is hugely powerful. And of course many of them are either idiots or insane. Arguing with fundamentalists of any religion is about as fruitful as arguing with a cat. Um.....I think that's an insult to cats. This ad space for sale.
  5. Jim: Okay, Bob, let me know when it's on target. Bob: A little to the right, wait for it, wait for it, okay shoot! [Bang!] Jim: Did I get it Bob? Did I get it? (wait a second) Bob? Bob?!!? This ad space for sale.
  6. Do either of you know what you're still arguing about? I forgot what was happening a few days ago. This ad space for sale.
  7. Well we can't have one extreme without the other. We need the people who believe evidence of evolution precludes the existence of any spiritual force to offset the people who believe that the existence of a spiritual force precludes the facts of science. If we didn't have those kinds of people, the world would be at peace, and comedians would be hard pressed for subject matter. And we all know the world just wouldn't be the same without comedians. This ad space for sale.
  8. Why not an airplane? This ad space for sale.
  9. How dare you question the Bible? Infidel! This ad space for sale.
  10. I've got about fifteen different personalities. One is a pastafarian, one is a fundamentalist christian, one likes to sacrifice baby rabbits, the other ones I can't tell you about.... This ad space for sale.
  11. Eve. Had she been true to God's original commands she would not fallen for Satan's trickery. Adam, as he followed Eve into the garden. The whole world has since been doomed. We must now struggle for our own salvation. Yes. Yes, we are in a pure state. Yes, God is omnipotent, but it is not his sole desire to "win" the battle of good and evil. He has given us the freedom of choice to see if we will follow His commands. Heaven and Hell are simply his reward and punishment. This ad space for sale.
  12. Please don't get upset her bro ... just because the majority think that creationism is religion or faith only does not make it that...and that's what I’m saying and debating here if you bought into the security of the majority fair enough...Creation can be scientifically studied as an opposing factor to evolution as there are major flaws with this wonky crappy fading theory of evolution - evolution is just a theory although science try to prove it makes no difference.The same principles can be applied for creation and both theories should then be investigated from a science point of view ...what is everybody so scared of ?? Plate tectonics, circuits, and numbers are all also theories. Should we stop teaching geology, electricity, and math? Or do you recognize that scientific theories are different than religious theories. This ad space for sale.
  13. Dude you can't explain this to someone who already knows the truth. This ad space for sale.
  14. If you jump out of an airplane and then just decide that you no longer believe in gravity, you'll still die regardless. Not according to Douglas Adams. This ad space for sale.
  15. floating around in a canoe with a bottle of rum and a head full of mushrooms that's my memorial day tradition.... This ad space for sale.
  16. You can change yourself by simply believing in yourself. It takes time, and the belief has to be true, but yes, it can be done. But that's psychological. Physically, no. Just because I believe in Santa Claus doesn't make him real. This ad space for sale.
  17. Who would've thunk it? over yah This ad space for sale.
  18. two girls at the same time This ad space for sale.
  19. how many English hookers do we have on the board? Why was I not notified of this when I went to London? Even they have standards. Hey now! That's a personal attack! I won't stand for that! This ad space for sale.
  20. Actually the answer is 42... What was the question again? This ad space for sale.
  21. how many English hookers do we have on the board? Why was I not notified of this when I went to London? This ad space for sale.
  22. I'd just lay off the booze for a few days. don't forget the acid. This ad space for sale.
  23. That's why you don't go on a plane hungover. You go on a plane DRUNK! This ad space for sale.
  24. Why... it was the Holy AN-2 of course. No no no. Chuck Norris uses the AN-2 when he wants to get somewhere slower than it would normally take him. Why would he want to do that? Who knows? The answer to that last question is Chuck Norris. This ad space for sale.
  25. what he said. This ad space for sale.