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  1. so? what is it? This ad space for sale.
  2. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as (drumroll please) Sinko de Mayo. This ad space for sale.
  3. oh yeah nitrous i forgot about that...... my doctor was great .... he gave me novocaine, nitrous, valium, and perks ..... i took a few days off from work because they thought i'd be in pain and i just hung out with my friends.... This ad space for sale.
  4. take their valium, then go get high. then go watch borat. by the time the movies done you won't feel a thing... This ad space for sale.
  5. what about prescription medicine? edit to add: prescribed and taken legally of course. This ad space for sale.
  6. Bullshit. a stoned driver is just as much a risk as a drunk one. Both are depressant chemicals, and neither should be mixed with driving. being someone who has driven stoned, drunk, coked up, and tripping balls. no you're wrong. i have been far far more dangerous drunk than anything else. except maybe tripping... but i'm sure you know better anyways.... This ad space for sale.
  7. a stoned driver isn't going to cause any problems. he'll be going about two miles an hour looking for dunkin donuts. This ad space for sale.
  8. unformed

    Voting

    what the hell is gatti land? This ad space for sale.
  9. no need to. the diebold machine voted for me. This ad space for sale.
  10. I fucking hate this things. I don't have the patience to sit here and look at a screen. But, here are the all the answers: Batch 1 Batch 2 This ad space for sale.
  11. You want something strange? Listen to Mister Joker's Watch Me Terrorize Your World (Excruciating Pain Version) It's a style of techno called Extratone that I just found this weekend. Warning: Your ears will bleed. This ad space for sale.
  12. You do know you can usually download the manual from the manufacturer's website? This ad space for sale.
  13. Yep. I call it the trash can. This ad space for sale.
  14. hit up Grey Area. borrow their Jerome Baker and take a few bong rips....then be on your way..... This ad space for sale.
  15. i like to have a plan but it never works out so i just stopped bothering. i just see where things go and figure it out on the way. i do like to hve a basic idea of the direction however.... This ad space for sale.
  16. I had the same deal. So I took a couch and put it diagonally across my main room. so i still have a lot of space, but it doesn't look wasted. This ad space for sale.
  17. playing with my left and right balls at the same time. i'm also adding in watching tv too. This ad space for sale.
  18. unformed

    Uncle Leo

    man seinfeld doesn't even come close to desperate housewives..... This ad space for sale.
  19. are you fucking serious? i play with my balls all day. sit around watching tv, balls rolling around in my hand. This ad space for sale.
  20. Chuck Norris better. He a an AN-2. This ad space for sale.
  21. all i know is if he take one pill and you feel good and you take another pill and you feel good, when you take both of them together you don't feel twice as good........ you feel much much better than that!!!! This ad space for sale.
  22. DING DING DING .... POST of the year QUOTED FOR PERMA-PERMANENCE. This ad space for sale.
  23. You need to sell access to the Recycled Bin. There is way too much funny stuff in there that is only available to the moderators, which is blatantly wrong, since it us, The People of DZ.com, who made it. I understand it is all a waste of bandwidth and space and will cause all sorts of feudal problems, so you should at least make money off it. But some of the stuff in there is absolutely classic and needs an audience. This ad space for sale.