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who's your dsl provider? This ad space for sale.
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that's what i'd prefer to do, but i'm only get a really weak signal from the only unsecured network in my area. i might look into getting signal boosters or a better card. This ad space for sale.
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i just moved out here, and i'm trying to get cheap, highspeed access. anyone have any recs on a place to go through? i'd rather use cable as i don't need or want a phone line, but comcast normal rate is 43/month, which, imo, is fucking ridiculous... This ad space for sale.
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I can't. The flap doesn't provide enough space. This ad space for sale.
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Diet pills ie Amphetmatines? Haha. Yep. You've got about eight hours or so of crap. The stuff that works without bad side effects is all illegal. This ad space for sale.
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there's businesses that can charge your when you send a text message to their number for example: joke sites, chat sites, etc how would i go about being able to get a number that can be billed with. i can't seem to find anything on google... This ad space for sale.
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All my postwhoring is done at work since my company hasn't figured out yet why they hired me. This ad space for sale.
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Um. It's because we don't have the time. We have to know who's going to win American Idol and which Desperate Housewife is going to bone who and all this other crap. Even with TiVo, there's about 20 hours of programming a day we can't miss or the world is going to end. This ad space for sale.
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I couldn't imagine anyone naming their kids that, so I did some research. http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/2003/01/jack_ass_v_jack.html This ad space for sale.
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[My First Ad] Are you lonely? Depressed? Fat? Bored? cxwhsd
unformed replied to unformed's topic in The Bonfire
Are you lonely? Depressed? Feeling blue? Do you want to be able to smile again? Do you want an extra bounce to your step? Would you like to bring that morning sunshine back into your life? Do you want to go through each day having the energy of a twelve-year-old hopped up on pixie stix? Our miracle drug will give you the energy and the confidence you never thought you had. You will stay up all night coming up with new and innovative ideas. You will go through the day with eyes gleaming with morning sunshine and a shit-eating grin. Our miracle drug is what the best of the best use. The CEOs, top attorneys, doctors, politicians. All of those people who work long, stressful hours and still have a smile on their face are our customers. Do you want to be on the top? Yes, yes you do! Do you want to be among the best in your field? Yes, yes you do! Are you tired of wasting eight hours a day sleeping and wish you could do something productive? Yes, yes you are! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you fat? Overweight? Trying to lose weight but can't seem to get away from the Call of the Twinkie? Are you tired of hearing that the only way to get thin is by exercise and diet? Do you want a quick fix to what most people say is a complex problem? Our miracle drug will make you lost punds FASTER than anything else on the market, faster than any pill, faster than any amount of execise, faster than anything any so-called "Health Professional" will tell you. It will take away the pounds and keeps the pounds off, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, you will not feel the urge to feed yourself! Are you hearing this correctly? The Call of the Twinkie WILL DISAPPEAR! Is that what you want? Do you want to look good? Do you want to look at yourself in the mirror and see a body you NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE? If not. If you are content being an underacheiver, being under the control of the Twinkie, and not being the best you can be, then this isn't for you. BUT NO, YOU ARE NOT AN UNDERACHEIVER, YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST! YOU WANT TO BE THIN, SEXY, AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you bored with your current situation and want something more exciting? Do you have way too much money and want to live the life of a rock star? Are you bored with that Harley and that Corvette and want more of an edge to your lifestyle? Do you want to walk into a strip club and have all the girls come home with you? Then we have just the thing for you. If yourself or a loved one could be a better, more energetic, and happier person, cocaine may just be the perfect drug. Cocaine is a wonderful miracle drug with many uses and a track record spanning over one hundred years. It has helped people feel good about themselves, lose weight, and give energy in the final days. However, instead of just taking our word for it, please read some of our users' testimonials. "I am fourty-five years old and I love my life. I go the club, and I get the VIP room, and all the women are there with me. I go to the strip and all the bitches are mine. I go to the bar and everybody wants to talk to me. And you know what? I haven't done anything special. All the thanks goes to cocaine. I am fourty-five years old and I wouldn't change a thing." - John Hersch, Philadelphia "Woe to you, my Princess ... I will kiss you quite red and feed you until you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn 't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. In my last severe depression I took coca again and a small dose lifted me to the heights." - Sigmund Freud "Cocaine is a helluva drug!" - Rick James, famous rapper Many brilliant, prominent, successful people around the world and throughout history have used and advocated cocaine, including Sigmund Freud, Sherlock Holmes, Thomas Edison, Pope Leo XII, Jules Verne, and John Hopkins. Cocaine gave Edison the fuel to be able to work many hours a day and make all of the inventions that he did. If it wasn't for cocaine, you might not have light bulbs today! John Hopkins discovered nerve-block anesthesia while using cocaine. Do you want to be a prominent, successful person too? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to be among the best of the best? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to feel great about yourself and at the same time, make the world a better place? Yes! Yes you do! Then why are you waiting? GO! NOW! GET OFF THE COMPUTER, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND CALL YOUR LOCAL DEALER RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! IF YOU BUY TODAY, YOU CAN GET A TWO-HOUR SUPPLY FOR ONLY $120! Side effects may include agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, restlessness, confusion, paranoia, hallucinations, urinary incontinence, dilated pupils, dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting spells, fast or irregular heartbeat, headaches, increased sweating, mood swings, nasal pain, nausea, vomiting, nervous tics, rapid speech, numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, and arms, seizures, stomach pain, tremors, hyperventilation, unusual muscle weakness, tooth decay, bad breath, and loss of nasal cavities, gum lining, job, family, friends, life savings, self-respect, and desire to do anything besides more cocaine. Disclaimer: The information provided here has been summarized in good faith purely for educational purposes. It is not intended in any way to replace the advice of an experienced professional. Please do not take any action on the basis of information contained here without consulting a dealer. Information provided is intended to apply only to adult use of the medication. Drug interaction precautions have not been included; please consult your local experienced user for this information. All text is copyright 2006 Dr Gonzo, Jr. Dr Gonzo, Jr. is not a dealer of cocaine. He does not use and has never used cocaine. He does not advocate the use of cocaine. Cocaine is a very bad drug and should not be used by anybody. If taken it might cause you to strangle babies and feed them to chickens. This is why it is illegal. The list of side effects, while comprehensive, is not necessarily complete. Please contact your local dealer for a trial sample to feel the side effects for yourself. This is a parody. WHY ARE YOU HERE? CONTACT YOUR DEALER NOW! Are you lonely? Depressed? Feeling blue? Do you want to be able to smile again? Do you want an extra bounce to your step? Would you like to bring that morning sunshine back into your life? Do you want to go through each day having the energy of a twelve-year-old hopped up on pixie stix? Our miracle drug will give you the energy and the confidence you never thought you had. You will stay up all night coming up with new and innovative ideas. You will go through the day with eyes gleaming with morning sunshine and a shit-eating grin. Our miracle drug is what the best of the best use. The CEOs, top attorneys, doctors, politicians. All of those people who work long, stressful hours and still have a smile on their face are our customers. Do you want to be on the top? Yes, yes you do! Do you want to be among the best in your field? Yes, yes you do! Are you tired of wasting eight hours a day sleeping and wish you could do something productive? Yes, yes you are! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you fat? Overweight? Trying to lose weight but can't seem to get away from the Call of the Twinkie? Are you tired of hearing that the only way to get thin is by exercise and diet? Do you want a quick fix to what most people say is a complex problem? Our miracle drug will make you lost punds FASTER than anything else on the market, faster than any pill, faster than any amount of execise, faster than anything any so-called "Health Professional" will tell you. It will take away the pounds and keeps the pounds off, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, you will not feel the urge to feed yourself! Are you hearing this correctly? The Call of the Twinkie WILL DISAPPEAR! Is that what you want? Do you want to look good? Do you want to look at yourself in the mirror and see a body you NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE? If not. If you are content being an underacheiver, being under the control of the Twinkie, and not being the best you can be, then this isn't for you. BUT NO, YOU ARE NOT AN UNDERACHEIVER, YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST! YOU WANT TO BE THIN, SEXY, AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you bored with your current situation and want something more exciting? Do you have way too much money and want to live the life of a rock star? Are you bored with that Harley and that Corvette and want more of an edge to your lifestyle? Do you want to walk into a strip club and have all the girls come home with you? Then we have just the thing for you. If yourself or a loved one could be a better, more energetic, and happier person, cocaine may just be the perfect drug. Cocaine is a wonderful miracle drug with many uses and a track record spanning over one hundred years. It has helped people feel good about themselves, lose weight, and give energy in the final days. However, instead of just taking our word for it, please read some of our users' testimonials. "I am fourty-five years old and I love my life. I go the club, and I get the VIP room, and all the women are there with me. I go to the strip and all the bitches are mine. I go to the bar and everybody wants to talk to me. And you know what? I haven't done anything special. All the thanks goes to cocaine. I am fourty-five years old and I wouldn't change a thing." - John Hersch, Philadelphia "Woe to you, my Princess ... I will kiss you quite red and feed you until you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn 't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. In my last severe depression I took coca again and a small dose lifted me to the heights." - Sigmund Freud "Cocaine is a helluva drug!" - Rick James, famous rapper Many brilliant, prominent, successful people around the world and throughout history have used and advocated cocaine, including Sigmund Freud, Sherlock Holmes, Thomas Edison, Pope Leo XII, Jules Verne, and John Hopkins. Cocaine gave Edison the fuel to be able to work many hours a day and make all of the inventions that he did. If it wasn't for cocaine, you might not have light bulbs today! John Hopkins discovered nerve-block anesthesia while using cocaine. Do you want to be a prominent, successful person too? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to be among the best of the best? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to feel great about yourself and at the same time, make the world a better place? Yes! Yes you do! Then why are you waiting? GO! NOW! GET OFF THE COMPUTER, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND CALL YOUR LOCAL DEALER RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! IF YOU BUY TODAY, YOU CAN GET A TWO-HOUR SUPPLY FOR ONLY $120! Side effects may include agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, restlessness, confusion, paranoia, hallucinations, urinary incontinence, dilated pupils, dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting spells, fast or irregular heartbeat, headaches, increased sweating, mood swings, nasal pain, nausea, vomiting, nervous tics, rapid speech, numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, and arms, seizures, stomach pain, tremors, hyperventilation, unusual muscle weakness, tooth decay, bad breath, and loss of nasal cavities, gum lining, job, family, friends, life savings, self-respect, and desire to do anything besides more cocaine. Disclaimer: The information provided here has been summarized in good faith purely for educational purposes. It is not intended in any way to replace the advice of an experienced professional. Please do not take any action on the basis of information contained here without consulting a dealer. Information provided is intended to apply only to adult use of the medication. Drug interaction precautions have not been included; please consult your local experienced user for this information. All text is copyright 2006 Dr Gonzo, Jr. Dr Gonzo, Jr. is not a dealer of cocaine. He does not use and has never used cocaine. He does not advocate the use of cocaine. Cocaine is a very bad drug and should not be used by anybody. If taken it might cause you to strangle babies and feed them to chickens. This is why it is illegal. The list of side effects, while comprehensive, is not necessarily complete. Please contact your local dealer for a trial sample to feel the side effects for yourself. WHY ARE YOU HERE? CONTACT YOUR DEALER NOW! This ad space for sale. -
What's the best birthday present you have ever gotten?
unformed replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
Hurricane Wilma - October 23, 2005 I had been out of the country for three months, just come back, and really wanted a hurricane. God gave me one. Yes, I'm twisted. This ad space for sale. -
Fuck-ing A, man. I have never thought of that. That is fucking genius. This ad space for sale.
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That's what I thought..no labor required to 10101010101010, then press *send* You know how much it costs to feed and train those monkeys? This ad space for sale.
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Some porno I watched last night. edit to add: oh wait, you meant for crying. right. nevermind. This ad space for sale.
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I'd check the weather.com. I'm sure they know better than I do. In the summer (I was there in August) it was absolutely beautiful, but now it's winter. It's meditaranean, so I would expect it to be like the Caribbean, really nice. but once again, weather.com should probably be able to tell you better. This ad space for sale.
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When are you going? If you're going in the summer, and you can make it out to Ios (one of the Cyclades), its one of the biggest party spots in Europe. (like Europe's version of Cancun), you can stay there pretty cheap too. This ad space for sale.
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i think that chess set would look kickass inlaid into a bartop This ad space for sale.
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http://www.hydeparkchess.com/cs-Crystal-Chess-Sets.htm Here you go for $299 out of Cincinatti, OH. This ad space for sale.
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No choice on that matter. I don't have a computer at home yet. This ad space for sale.
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can you send me one of those. i got to put one on my car. i gre up in a rural town now living in chicago i can not parallel park for the life of me... This ad space for sale.
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Sheesh, don't you guys listen, the issue isn't that he got a blowjob, it's that he lied under oath. This ad space for sale.
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Go to Margaritaville and get trashed on the company dime. Done that before, it's good times. This ad space for sale.
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So I pull into work today and I look at my odometer and it says 666.0. No lie, if I had a camera, I'd post a photo. It's Friday the 13th, so what the hell is this supposed to mean? This ad space for sale.
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Yo Nerds, which music player do you use for M4A files? WinAmp?
unformed replied to DJL's topic in The Bonfire
Dude, if you want something small and fast whose only priority is to play lots of types of music without using up all your resources (what winamp used to be until they added bloat) ... use foobar2000.... by far the greatest player ever. assuming you want it to PLAY music and don't care for all the useless special features, although those are available with it too This ad space for sale. -
And what exactly is your argument against legalisation? Haven't you seen the commercials. If you smoke mar-ju-wana you end up killing your baby sister. Do we need any more baby killers in this society? I think not. And so that why pot should stay illegal. This ad space for sale.