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so in that case, when i get old and i'm about to die, i would actually be helping my grandchildren my eating a lot and getting big, right? This ad space for sale.

actually, don't tell anybody this, but the "job" i'm hired to do is to "get rid of" all of the assholes around chicago. i don't know if you're one of them or not, but i'd recommend being nicer, cuz you don't want to end up on "the list". i am checking craigslist...i just trust jumpers more than the random douchebag... This ad space for sale.

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i just got a job outside of chicago and am moving from florida up there. thing is, the car i have now, is an old POS, and while I believe it can make it up there, I would rather not push my luck. I'm wondering if anyone has a car that moves when i hit the gas pedal and stops when i hit the brake (i don't what it looks like or what's broken) that they'd be willing to get rid of for a few hundred bucks... i start my job on the 18th so i'll be up there next week. i just need to know so i can decide to fly or drive my own car. thanks.... This ad space for sale.

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nunchuks. cuz the only real fighters are ninjas. This ad space for sale.

TOP 5 SECRETS U.S. GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! By MARK MILLER WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Our mission, here at Weekly World News, is to bring you the big news, the hard news, the important news -- news that other media can't, won't or are too scared to present. Even if it means ferreting out information that, because of its sensitivity, is considered "secret" or "classified," our sacred trust with our readership demands that we share it. With that in mind, and courtesy of a highly classified internal document provided by one of our White House insiders who understandably prefers to remain anonymous -- here are the top five secrets our own U.S. government does not want the American public to know: 1 Subliminal Movie Messages. The little-known U.S. Department of Thought Suggestion has embedded a multitude of messages into popular first-run movies and DVDs. These hightech messages, lasting no more than a fraction of a second each, promote such White House-originated agendas as "Support Our Troops," "Love Our President," "Worship Regularly," "Stay Married," "Love the Opposite Gender Only," "Vote Republican," and "Stem Cell Research is Bad." 2 Robot Presidents are Being Created. Presidential assassinations and assassination attempts will never again be a security concern once state-ofthe- art federal robots hold the office of the U.S. Presidency. Making use of a downscaled version of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot technology, not only can the Presidential robots withstand the force of a 10 megaton bomb, but they never need to sleep, can work on up to 380 projects at once and can be programmed with intelligence, sensitivity and charisma. 3 The Government Cannot Legally Require You to Pay Taxes. The government has for over 50 years been illegally prosecuting people in connection with income taxes in violation of both its taxing powers as contained in the Constitution, and the actual laws as contained in the Internal Revenue Code itself. If the American public knew what has been going on, practically the entire federal judiciary would be behind bars, along with nearly every tax lawyer employed by the Justice Department. 4 Bigfoots Are Being Bred as UltraPowerful Homeland Security Guards. Three male and three female Bigfoots are being contained in a special breeding area at an undisclosed location in Alabama. Zoology experts are arranging for the three couples to breed. Their offspring will be trained from birth to detect and disarm terrorists, as well as infiltrate enemy encampments in disguise. 5 Government's Bizarre Plan to End Hunger in America. In September of this year, the government will order all zoos in the U.S. to release their animals. The needy will be given hunting rifles and allowed to go after their own food. They will be allowed to sell any uneaten food to markets and restaurants. This ad space for sale.

Sighhh. Don't rise to the bait, Andy. Don't rise to the bait, Andy. Don't rise to the bait, Andy. Sighhh. Whatever. Next thread. Relax. It's jsut a figure of speech. Hell doesn't really exist. This ad space for sale.

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man if that was my rig i would be fucking pissed. tell me they at least insured it. This ad space for sale.

I used to have them all the time. But I quit eating mushrooms. This ad space for sale.

As felons who do not know how to properly take care of or aim a gun are unintentionally shooting innocent victim who are not the intended target, should we offer free basic accuracy classes to convicted felons and children who are expected to become violent criminals? Please discuss. This ad space for sale.

Funny, and sorry for being a spelling nazi, but you have a minor typo. You forgot the 'd' before 'evolved'. This ad space for sale.

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I pulled a fire alarm once when I was at someone's house and wanted to leave immediately. It was also during a hurricane so it took the fire department about an hour to come out. In the meantime, somebody living in the apartment complex had destroyed the fire alarm. Another time I pulled it at the dorms 'cause we were drunk and had nothing better to do. I also know people who, during freshman year, would pull the fire alarm if they needed a cigarette. This ad space for sale.

I agree. Fifty years ago, the courts forced the government to allow blacks to go to the same schools as whites. Since then, the standard of education has gone down. Our purebred species has now become contaminated with monkey DNA, and crime and drug use has entered our population. The courts need to be stopped from creating laws like these. Our society is being broken apart because of it. This ad space for sale.

Why? This is cracking me up. They're saying everything I would say, except they actually believe it. This ad space for sale.

Wow. Touche. What Muslim countries have you been to? Do you know that all Muslim countries treat their women this way? I specifically remember those that the one Muslim country I visited last year I remember seeing quite a few young women walking around alone, working in regular shops, talking to myself and my friend (who are not even clsoe to being Muslim by any means), explained to us that it's the country, not the religion, that makes the laws. I remember be allowed to visit a mosque and having the priest (or whatever you call them) explain to us the history of that mosque and then his own views on what is happening today. In no way was I ever felt they hated us (Americans) or looked down upon women. Granted, that was just one country, and I haven't been to all of them. This ad space for sale.

Well, I'm sure it would be easier if we were looking in the right country. This ad space for sale.

rushmc, There is no point in even trying. Most of today's adults have been brainwashed by 60's and 70's liberal radicals. There is no hope for them. All we can do is spread the Love and Righteousness - the word of God - and hope that as today's children grow up they will find in their heart what is true. Sexuality has been glamorized by the media for thte past twenty years. It used to be that sex was meant to be between a husband and a wife, for the purpose of procreation. Then it was accepted between friends. Just look at the Bonfire. The immorality in our society is overwhleming. It is only natural that as people began to practice promiscuity and have no concerns about the number of partners that eventually they will not have any concern about the sex of their partners. And therefore, now homosexuality is being not only accepted, but glamorized by the media. It is only time when bestiality too will accepted and maybe less than a century afterwards when it too is glamorized. My belief is that shortly after will be the Judgement. Is it a coincidence that one of the worst diseases in our world, HIV, originated in a monkey and the way of transfer from monkeys to humans is unknown and it was then spread primary by homosexuality? Is it a simple coincidence or was it the Lord warning us? This is the way our world is going but, unfortunately, due to free will, there is nothing we can do except save ourselves and spread the Word and hope that there are those who listen. This ad space for sale.

I direct my own porno films at home which is great cuz I never have to leave home. This ad space for sale.

Good. The poor and downtrodden are already being screwed in this life by society. Then people want to teach them things that will screw them in the afterlife. It's about time the government takes our afterlives seriously. Simply because the poor often are unable to receive the religious education they deserve doesn't mean we should forget about them. I have a dream. A dream when one day evolution will be regarded as what it truly is. Hogwash designed to pull people away from God. This ad space for sale.

it was fun for the first 8 seconds, but then i got bored. i'm gonna go punch something. This ad space for sale.

Exactly. I don't know whose bright idea it was to name a planet after a cartoon dog. What's next? We name a star Tweety Bird? This ad space for sale.

What exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Does this really merit a response? mh No, he was just asking facetiously. This ad space for sale.