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well of course, that much is a given. But Chuck Norris isn't a person. He's Chuck Norris. And he just is. This ad space for sale.

So who delivered all the goodies before Santa was born? The Easter Bunny? Santa created God and God created people, so there wasn't anybody around before Santa. This ad space for sale.

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Exactly so it might as well be that all of these so-called "scientists" have a massive conspiracy to get people to stop having faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is bad, because it is only the Flying Spaghetti Monster who knows the real truth and the facts behind everything. But he doesn't tell us these because he wants to test our loyalty to him. It is unfortunate that we even have "science" class when all kids really need to be taught is the Way of Pastafarianism. This ad space for sale.

I agree they shouldn't be teaching theories in school as fact. While we're removing evolution from the curriculum though, I think we should remove a lot of other theories as well. I have a book here that tells me what really happens. Here's a lot of theories that haven't been proven as fact yet, and I just don't think they're valid: Chemistry: Atomic theory — Kinetic theory of gases Climatology: Theory of Global Climate Change (due to anthropogenic activity) Computer science: Algorithmic information theory — Computation theory Engineering: Circuit theory — Signal theory Geology: Plate tectonics Mathematics: Chaos theory — Graph theory — Number theory — Probability theory — Set theory Physics: General relativity — Special relativity — Theory of relativity — Quantum field theory All of this can be far better explained by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He knows the real facts behind everything, because everything is part of the Great Bowl of Soup which he created. This ad space for sale.

I agree with you that evolution is a crock. However, God is really comes in the form of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have a book here that says so. And if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, when you die he's going to send you to the Great Tomato Sauce, which is no fun for anybody. I really hope I can convert somebody to the truth. I don't want people's souls to be sent to the Great Tomato Sauce. I shudder at the thought. This ad space for sale.

That's only because they're using the wrong set of morals. If everybody followed the morals like the Bible says, the world would be a better place. This ad space for sale.

JERUSALEM—In a surprise announcement with far-reaching theological implications, Jesus Christ The Nazarene, founder of Christianity and spiritual leader of nearly two billion people, revealed Monday that He has converted to "the one true religion" of Islam. Enlarge Image Christ Converts Christ (left) consults with his new spiritual advisor, the Righteous Hassan Abdul al-Aziz. The controversial announcement has sent shockwaves through religious circles around the globe. "Allah is the name of the One and Only God," Christ said. "Allah has 99 beautiful names: He is known as The Gracious, The Merciful, The Beneficent, The Creator, The All-Knowing, The All-Wise, The Lord Of The Universe, The First, The Last and many more. He has revealed Himself unto Me through the holy words of the blessed Qur'an, and I have put My trust and faith in Him." As part of His conversion, Christ said He has taken a new name, Isa Ibn Maryam al-Salaam Christ Shabazz. Christ, 33, is urging Christians worldwide to renounce His former religion of Christianity and join Him in embracing the Muslim way of life. "People of all nations, in the past, you have heard Me say that whosoever shall believe in Me shall not die, but have eternal life," Christ said. "But now, I say unto you, forget I ever said that. There is only one holy revelation of Allah, the Qur'an, which was dictated to the Prophet Mohammed, Praise Be Unto Him, by the Archangel Jibreel in the seventh century after I died." According to Christ, the beauty and perfection of the Qur'an's Surahs are without equal in all creation, encompassing and surpassing both the Judaic Torah and the New Testament Gospels of His apostles. The former Christian messiah went on to cite Surah Aal'imraan 3:67, which reads, "This day I have perfected your religion for you, completed My favor upon you, and have chosen for you Islam as your religion." "What could be more clear?" Christ said. "I was wrong, and I know that now," He added. "I deeply regret any problems or confusion I may have caused." The controversial retraction of two millennia of Christian doctrine has provoked strongly divided reaction. Millions of devout Christians, insisting that obeisance to Christ's commands is the cornerstone of their faith, have heeded His instructions and converted to Islam. Millions more, however, have decried the recalcitrant Christ's apostasy, breaking ties with Him and calling His conversion "a heathen act" of "utmost blasphemy before Himself." "Jesus, or Isa Shabazz, or whatever He's calling Himself these days, is the way, the truth and the light. It says so in the Bible," said devout Catholic Kathleen Langan of Cork, Ireland, kneeling toward Mecca for the first time. "My loyalty to Him is absolute. If He told me to be a Buddhist, I'd do it. All praise and thanks to Allah." Enlarge Image Christ Converts jump Christ (uppermost left) joins fellow Muslims in prayer. Ruth-Anne Girolamo, a Sunday school teacher in Stillwater, OK, disagreed. "I've been a Bible-believing Christian all my life, and nothing, not even a direct order from Christ Himself, is going to change that," Girolamo said. "If Christ is going to leave the fold and become a sinner, we'll just have to go on worshipping Him against His will." The Roman Catholic Church is just as divided: Approximately half the members of the Vatican's College of Cardinals have advocated embracing Islamic law, while the other half is calling for Christ's immediate excommunication and recommending the interim worship of Pope John Paul II until a suitable replacement deity can be found. In perhaps the oddest development, the Jews For Jesus organization announced Monday that it has split into three separate groups: Jews Still For Jesus, Jews For Allah, and Jews For Just Being Jews Again. Christ said He arrived at the decision to convert after centuries of deep soul-searching and contemplation. But it was not until last week's Good Friday holiday, He said, that His true spiritual path became clear. "I was in church, watching all these people hold a candlelight vigil on the day of My crucifixion, when I suddenly felt a profound sense of emptiness," Christ said. "I got up and walked out, and just sort of wandered aimlessly for a while, wondering what it all meant. Then, I saw something I'd never noticed before. At the mosque down the street, supplicants were gathering to celebrate their weekly holy day of worship, which, by sheer coincidence, happens to be Friday." "I walked in nervously, unsure of why I was even there. After all, during the Crusades, My followers had slaughtered thousands of these people in My name, and I thought maybe they wouldn't accept Me," Christ said. "But as I listened to the Imam deliver the weekly sermon, or khutba, I felt the power of Allah in My heart. For the first time, I knew I'd found true inner peace." "I now know it wasn't random chance that brought Me to that mosque," Christ continued. "It was the will of Allah." When asked about His future plans, Christ said His next move will be to undertake the Hajj, the holy pilgrimage to Mecca all Muslims are required to make at least once in a lifetime. After that, Christ said He hopes to take a few months off to rest and meditate before starting the next phase of His ministry: traveling to churches around the world and imploring the Christian faithful to stop believing in Him. "My new spiritual advisor, the Righteous Hassan Abdul al-Aziz, has explained to Me that I am not—nor was I ever—actually the Son of God, but merely one of many Prophets of the divine revelation which was to come after Me," Christ said. "After all, there is only one God, so any belief in a triune god, or 'trinity,' is polytheistic and contradicts the word of Allah Himself." "For it is written, in Surah Al-Maa'idah 5:116, 'And behold, Allah will say—O Jesus Son of Mary, did you say to men, worship me and my mother as gods beside Allah? He will reply—Glory to you, I could never say what I had no right [to say].'" Christ said. "You see? It turns out, worshipping Me isn't the key to the Gates of Heaven, after all. Salvation can only be found in the Five Pillars of Shahada, Salat, Saum, Zakat and Hajj. I can't believe how obvious it all seems to Me now." Neither the Father nor the Holy Ghost could be reached for comment. link to article This ad space for sale.

You know, being somebody who's not Christian (me) and who's parents aren't Christian (they're Hindu) we still celebrated Christmas growing up. We had Christmas trees, we decorated our house with lights and what not, (although, now, we didn't have a manger scene)...and you know something, it's ok. Because to us, it wasn't about the religious aspect of it. It was about having our family together, even if we didn't have enough money to buy each other expensive gifts. It was good times during a holiday season. Why are you so against non-Christians celebrating Christmas? Shouldn't you be more against Christians who celebrate Christmas by racking up credit-card debt, which has absolutely nothing to do with religious values? This ad space for sale.

128 is crap. That's for people still living in the 90s with small hard drives and slow connections. 192 is absolute minimum. For classical, jazz, or anything with large ranges of sound, I'd go 256 minimum, but preferably 320 or FLAC. Even with shitty speakers I'll notice the difference between 128 and 192. This ad space for sale.

I got away with way too much, cuz I was smart and on the math team. I'd be cutting class with my friends and walking around the halls and they'd get in trouble, whereas I'd be told to just go back to class. Although the first school where I was, I did get suspended from for a semester (and never went back) due to a variety of accumulated things in a matter of a few weeks, including putting on a strip show for a Spanish class video (not appreciated) and then accessing the school's network from home (even less appreciated)..... This ad space for sale.

Yeah you should be banned. For life. What do people think this is? Some kind of playground they can come to when they're drunk and post crap? No. This is an adult's place for honest and sincere discussion. Jeez. This ad space for sale.

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Keep it as minimal as you can. Don't keep things that aren't really necessary or relaxation-minded, and if you can, hide things like cabinets and stuff in your closet where they can be blocked from view. Put art that you like on the walls, but not so much to so it feels cluttered. Also, invest in a good mattress, good sheets, and a good comforter, not your ten dollar wal-mart special. You should be most comfortable when you're sleeping. Much of relaxation is that, instead of having things to help promote relaxation, rather not having things that serve as distractions. This ad space for sale.

I highly doubt that that many people are joking. I could see three or four, but 15 out of 40. I also honestly believe that if it there were a televised execution on Christmas day, it would get a massive number of viewers (as well as protests for that matter) and extremely high ratings. With everybody home not having much to do, I have no doubt that a large portion of the country would be watching the execution. And that is what is seriously fucked up with our people. SH may deserve to die, but we deserve our holidays to be free from negativity. Forget about him for a week. execute him on the 2nd. Personally, however, I think keeping him alive and in jail would do more for the cause than executing him. It is easier for a man to be considered a martyr if he is executed than if he dies of old age while in jail. This ad space for sale.

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Uh No. We've already fucked Christmas up by turning it commercial. Let's at least leave death penalties out of the holiday season. This ad space for sale.

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Every morning when I wake up, first I go into my fireplace and I take out a jug filled with blood and I pour my morning drink. Then I sit down on the sofa and turn on my computer and masterbate to German goat porn. Just as I'm about to get off I inject myself with some crack, because it makes it all the better. The I kneel in front of my altar and cut my wrists a few times, praying to the Dark Lord for power and money. Then I go get dressed, and as I'm walking to my car, I stop by the nearest church and pee on the steps. Then I go to work. Yeah! Who's with me? This ad space for sale.

Oh, I really like Monet, and many of the Impressionists. Pollack, though, is right up there too, albeit on a different level. If you get a chance see the one that's at Chicago. It's a wall-size mural and is really nice. This ad space for sale.