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  1. It is called "Old Age & Treachery Overcome Youth & Skill Every Time". The rest of the tolerance is called building up to alcoholism.
  2. Hey Muenkel. Come down Florida way and I will stimulate your barain, I mean yowr grain. What was that I say'd. Drain bamage.
  3. That is a plausible response and true in many ways but like I said," You find out who your family is and who your friends are when times are hard." The rest you forgive later.
  4. NFL; The friend of my enemy is the Bucs. The enemy of my friend is the Dolphins, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend the Jagurars. NCCA;The friend of my enemy is Hurricanes. The enemy of my friend is the Seminoles, but the enemy of my enemy is my Gators.
  5. GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! Reminds me of the Motley Crue Tour back in the 1980s something. I actually saw Guns & Roses open at that concert and there was more girls whipping off their panties/bras for the opener than for Motley Crue. Three months later, "Welcome to The Jungle" hit the radio stations.
  6. When times are hard you find out who your family and friends are.
  7. It is a good post that is worthy of the "Safety and Training" forum in my opinion. Actually, the post could fit in a few of the other forums in my opinion. I had a bad accident back in March that put me in a wheel chair for two months and rehab for another month. Medical bills are astronomical!!! I am still recovering and have already made a few jumps but I will never be the same again and will have to undergo another surgery in the future. Fortunately, I had insurance at the time. ENOUGH SAID.
  8. I have never been to France but I have briefly known or met a few through the years and have always found them pleasant. However, it seems like everybody that has visited France has the opinion that French people do not think their shit stinks. Everybody's shit stinks.
  9. Do you know why that drop was authorized? That crowd of militants would have done unimaginable things to you if you had not called in that airstrike.
  10. OK, Botellines. When I come over to Spain, if I ever get there, I am going to make you get in front of that big bad bull or many angry bulls in the tiny little alleyway. You are getting a little bit ahead of yourself.
  11. {SORT OUT THIS SHITHOLE THAT WAS ONCE A COUNTRY TO BE PROUD OF TONY!] Maybe you need guns but????Well, what part of the shithole of the big city do you live in? I am proud of Tony just as I am proud of Bush. They may have lied to justify the war on Iraq but what would Iraq be doing 20 years from now if they had not?? Anyways, I'm getting way off the point of this post. I have always had a lot of respect for England. In my opinion, the country is not part of Europe(eurodollar). The country stood against Germany WWII. The country (God bless the queen) has always been loyal to America regardless of public opinion. Most people do not carry guns on their self in USA unless they are criminals. As far as having guns in your house, that is another matter where I think the constitution of the United States gives us that right and justifiably so. GOD BLESS
  12. [How much do you like your job?] I would love to be a full time skydiver but it does not pay the bills. My job consists of estimating, scheduling, dealing with aholes and telling people to F___k off and then turning around and kissing someones ass. Construction is hectic but just like a doctor, something always needs to be fixed, serviced or built.
  13. captain1

    Iäm in Sweden

    I am full blood ancestoral Swede and would love to be there. Never been but I will get there sooner or later.
  14. Hey man, were all basically bar codes. Get used to it. It is called DNA and it has been mapped. The map will get rid of a lot of problems but as with any good thing, it will also create a lot of problems.
  15. Sounds like a concept that would have been conjured up by the Puritans. Outcasts from England back in the day.
  16. You must be a full time skydiver Jeffrey. It seems like any topic I surf you always have a response posted there.
  17. Because she loves you very much.
  18. Dreamin about getting laid or a 2000' TV tower "cable guy"?
  19. Try it doggie style on an 18' high tower of a 42' Marlin troller in the middle of the night, stars all out, no city lights about, a 172 miles off shore in the Gulf Stream between Jacksonville and Daytona. TOTAL BLISS !!!
  20. captain1

    WTF?!?!

    Damn, now I feel gay. I must be drunk.
  21. captain1

    WTF?!?!

    "To feel loved, to belong, to have a place and to hear one's dignity and worth often affirmed". Much agree . I remember when I first started jumping, lets say 1 year into it. Did an 8 way and during the dirt dive someone said, "Why do I do this. After the post dive he said, "I know why". It took me a while to really grasp what he meant.
  22. Wow, that was a quick reply brotherman. If your ever down Florida way check in. Your always welcome.
  23. Rip the horns off, Wipe its ass and throw it on the plate. Medium Rare!!! Oh yeah, slam the chickens against the wall. It stuns them just as good as the electircal shock. I agree with some very minimal ideals of P.E.T.A. But Dod Gamn. Exuse my reverse language.
  24. Ok, Botellines. I will use an old well known quote, "As much as it bothers me, I agree with Botellines". I started to get a headache skimming through that way overwritten post. Ouchhh!!! Passion can sometimes be a terrible thing just like a terrorist's mind.
  25. captain1

    WTF?!?!

    Does the movie "Hell Raiser" come to mind?