captain1

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  1. As Dr. Evil would say. RRRRIIIIGGGHHHTTTT. Typical Hollywood. Notice the airscoop right behind the cockpit window. Would that possibly be an air feed. I think not for Mach speed.
  2. I think it is a _____ thing but I could be wrong.
  3. Palatka DeLand Titusville Z-hills Williston Lake Wales Jacksonville Kapowsin The trees The water Off the dropzone. The pea pit. Wood bench.
  4. Don't know but at least he seems to have his priorities in order. He is holding a bottle of tequila and wearing a Metallica shirt.
  5. I just had sex this afternoon and I still feel depraved and deprived. I must be a horny bastard.
  6. You're asking Yanks/Rebels that kind of question? Hell, you live a lot closer to Russia than we Americans do. I take it as patronymic meaning "Of, relating to, or derived from the name of one's father or a parental ancestor." Enlighten me on middle names with all due seriousness. I don't speak Russian but like WW11 they will be our allies again due to terrorism.
  7. It has its ups and downs. You found a niche in the industry. Biotech sales.
  8. Wow, as much as I despise FSU I still wagered in their favor and I am disappointed. Either their beating my beloved Gators or they're on the losing side of my bets. OH WELL, football is back and the.......twins.
  9. I am getting a little bit ahead of myself. OVERTIME!!!
  10. The game is not even over yet but is it just me or does it seem that ACC refs always graciously accomidate FSU when the game is close. I am actually rooting for FSU but I am getting flashbacks of the Seminole/Gator game last year.
  11. Go back to college if possible. Your job is low paying for all the shit you have to endure and see and experience. No offense intended. Helping people is a good thing. I am just brutally honest.
  12. Who took the damn rolling papers again? Life is ________ and __________.
  13. Quote Someone get __________________ gutter!! Someone get my sorry drunk ass out of the gutter!! Define ________ for me.
  14. Do you find tattoos on women sexy? My Dad always use to say_______
  15. Yeah me too! Stop it. You are getting me all excited!!!
  16. I'm all out of astroglide. What is a girl gonna _________.
  17. I have a big penis built for spanking My ex-girlfriend says____________
  18. Been married over ten years and the sex is as good as ever. Anything goes. Unfortunately, I am now going through a seperation but bad sex was never an issue in the relationship.
  19. PERSONAL responsibility. It refers to being responsible toward yourself, what matters most to you personally. However, you may be personally responsible for somebody else. It all depends on how you personally look at it and quite personally how you feel about it.
  20. You will never know until you are confronted with that situation.
  21. Are you guys sending that Otter back to Palatka next Winter? I think you meant to say, Mine penis is hard in the winter and my honesty brutal in the summer.
  22. So what is my biggest character flaw. I am brutally honest, or at least I try to be. That is my biggest character flaw. Turns a lot of people away. Attracts a lot of people too.
  23. Can you say "supercalifragileistictespialadocious."