kbordson

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  1. Dude... I can't think right now. Duh. (but I do have nice legs....)
  2. kbordson

    RUM

    Banana Colada annd Banana flavored rum!!!! Drank about a fourth of hte bottle so far... cheecks feel nice (wasn't in the mood for the dark stufffs tonight)
  3. kbordson

    RUM

    remember... if it's not smooth. She knows how to use a blade to deal with carabuncles.....
  4. kbordson

    RUM

    Arrgh! A nornmal pirate!!!
  5. kbordson

    RUM

    That's sad. (Everclear makes me VERY sick... and tequila - bad things....) Rummmmmmmmmmmm is very nice.
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    RUM

    Is good!!! (that's all)
  7. Jean Paul was a smart guy!
  8. Poor Andy... I'm sure he'd make a wonderrful husbannd for the right chav!!!
  9. go watch the american pie 2, stiffler explains it really well in there... and its a really funny movie to boot... American Pie 2 Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. Vicky: None? Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.
  10. When guys brag about a number- reduce it by a third. When women mention a number it is generally reduced by a third.
  11. Personally... I advise girls/women to wait with sex until they meet a guy that they would truly trust with their lives.... espcecially in todays age of HIV, HPV, HepC you are trusting them with your life. I think you SHOULD know all the names of people that you've been intimate with and be friends with them even after the relationship has ended. Because hopefully you had sex for more than just lust and animal passion... hopefully there was more of a connection than just tab a in slot b.... but, that's just my view on that. (besides this tread makes me think of the 3:1 rule)
  12. I would advise AGAINST Daves recommendations!!! The nursing staff will castrate you if you pass out...
  13. Good luck.... and don't be discouraged if it might take a while. Just be patient and give her support.
  14. a LOT of conflicting thoughts with this issue. Part of me is annoyed and thinking "DONT TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANT DO." ..... the other part recognized the conflict that it could cause. When I was in high school... that was actually a topic that I chose in forensics and debate.... But, I still don't know the answer.
  15. OK.... I am WAY curious about what started this topic? Care to share?
  16. There's something almost unbearably sexy about having huge fire-breathing magical dragons flying low about the sky on moonlit
  17. Some words need no traslation. If you ever met me... you would know "normal"! (And Skyrad.... quit smiling! )
  18. Spoken like a true flat chester [puts down popcorn] [walks over to squeak] POW! [old Batman choreography] [goes back to chair and eats popcorn]
  19. 39 year old, Big Hips, Small Tits, Easy but dont expect a BJ more than a couple times a year. Nope, not really, kinda, Nope, Bitchy. bitchy in a normal way Desperate. Nope... more selective.
  20. BULLSHIT!!! Decode this: I'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. I value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. I'm sorry..... We need to talk.
  21. Michele, I'm sorry for this scary and confusing time. Even if you might have knowledge, it doesn't always give you power to understand. To know the "why?" and have the answers.... Some things will always be beyond us. May your heart and mind be calmed by the fact that he is in good hands. May he have many more years of being a "grumpy, cantankerous old coot"... and years of joy with you. Take Care Karen
  22. Michele... there was NO doubt in my mind!! You are smart and dedicated... even inspite of the horrid obstacles thrown in your way. STRAIGHT A's!!!!!! Drink one for me!!!!