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Appreciate the well-wishes, I'm sure I'll catch up to you when I'm home. Remember, I'm bulletproof, and awesome, a deadly combination History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I don't know dude, only 16 feet, I mean come on.......It takes a lot more than that to contain me I mean, I don't know if you heard, but I'm awesome And slightly drunk, but that's beside the point History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I'll be jumpin with Rosa(vanillaskygirl), come say hi, I'm hard to miss I have sexy anime girls tattooed all over me, the tattoos accentuate my awesomeness History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I'll be there tomorrow, I'm on leave for the week visiting my best friend before I leave for Iraq shortly and wanted to get a few jumps in while I'm in town. So everyone in Elsinore come say hi so I can meet ya all and you can experience my awesomeness take care everyone History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

What's that, AS in first, what, huh, I'm sorry could someone say that again. I told ya so Actually everyone's scores look good, it's going to be a great season History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

the NSL website just posted a little snippet about the V day meet, it talked about the meet the last few years. It also mentioned the international teams that will be competing this year, it's gonna be a great meet, good luck to everyone competing, even you crazy European types My money is still lon AS BTW

BAWAAAHAAA!!!!! Quote I only stick around here cause I like the abuse History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Any you have never done that??Quote I AM the ringer, I don't need to call myself in I'm already here History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Kirk, what is your view? Quote calling in the ringer to answer the question for you, that's cheating History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

So do I Just so you two know, medicine has come a long way in recent years, and I think they have a cure for that soft spot nowadays History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

You seem like a smart guy, well, smart enough ... Maybe if you look at the profile of the guys who's posting you could figure it out... Quote I knew there would be some of the European teams in town, I was kinda wondering about US teams from the East coast. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

there are indeed other "pro teams"... Quote AHHHH, you all keep saying that but no one will say who exactly History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

All we get right now is some stupid, useless 'war' and a bunch of so called 'heros' who are just people who joined the military because they couldnt find a job. Quote So what makes them so called heros as opposed to heros? And what makes you assume that they all joined because they couldnt' find a job? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

(Fantasy Fest class!). Quote From all the stories Pat told about fantasy fest it's because you didn't eat the whole time you were down there, you were too busy partying I was never that small but I joined at 165, I got up to 215 last time I was in Iraq History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

There were quite a few teams training last weekendQuote Care to name a few History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I found more! My hero's facts posted below Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Nobody will beat ASO, NOBODY!!!

USPA can issue bootie progression guidlines Quote You haven't seen Brian Germain's chart on bootie upsizing? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

but do be careful with them Quote Good point, thanx for bringing that one up, I should've mentioned, the first time I flew the ballistic materials I felt like I had to completely relearn how to fly. A little solo time in the tunnel will make a huge difference with any new jumpsuit History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Good answer Once you switch to booties, you'l never go back, and once you switch to mega's you'll never go back!! And once you switch to the new ballistic materials, your whole life turns upside down!!! I love that new ballistic material. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

They simply wore my skinny ass out! Quote That's cuz you're a scrawny little bitch History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Maybe if parents would actually raise their kids we wouldn't have this problem. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Uncircumsized guys are ribbed for her pleasure History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I did, I used the word betterment about five minutes ago. I was posting a bulletin on myspace about all the media coverage of Anna Nicole's death. So I'm cleared of having to use another big word for at least a week. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Maybe we can have some conversations about big ways. The engineering of very large formations fascinates me. I have very little big way experience, but would definitely love to pick up some more knowledge, I know you've done your fair share of big ways Kallend, so I nominate you to kick it off History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower