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  1. Dougiefresh
    What is your favorite love song? FARTING ALTITUDE I've gotta write a song called farting altitude. It'll be sweet and romantic and all about farting altitude. I really love the phrase "farting altitude"! Can you tell that I love saying farting altitude? Ah, I can't wait to get to farting altitude again. It's been a long week. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Yeah, just say "please" and pout a little bit. I'll bet Frenchy's a sucker for that shit. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    You don't need goggles, you have cheese puffs!! Yeah, but cheese puffs only attract the fatties. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    It's those damn goggles, I swear. I need to get me a set, then the women would fight over me, too. [/dream] Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Don't beat yourself up about it. You jumped, you pulled, you handled the twists, and you landed safe. That's a good skydive in my book, for what it's worth. I'd follow your sigline advice, if I were you. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    I'm sure he'll buy his own list first. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    As soon as you go back for more. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Looks better than my 6th jump, that's fer damn sure. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    One time I went to the campus health center with flu symptoms that weren't clearing up. I mentioned that my submandibular glands were really swollen and had been for several weeks, which generally indicates your immune system is working hard. So the "doctor" says, "OK, where are they?" What is that, a veterinary certificate on your wall? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    I hope you've got a lot of energy, cuz I know this dog is gonna want to run ALL day. any dog parks in your area? they're a godsend -- the dogs run around with each other and you can stand around and talk to the hot dog owners of the opposite sex. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    First thing, throw the seasoning packs away. They're just salt and make the rice taste like crap. I like the garlic/sage/onion idea. That sounds good! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Australia! Preferably Sydney, but anywhere is fine. Anyone want to hire me down there so I can get a visa? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Gotta protect your feet when you walk on water. Sorry, it's monday. Give me a break. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Me! I have an interview Wed with a glass coating company, but that's the only lead I've gotten. It would really suck to have spent all this time (and energy!) in school just to flip burgers... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Can't be that good a sprinter. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Missing

    Dougiefresh replied to kai2k1's topic in The Bonfire

    Must be a rash of thefts. Ours is missing too. Reward offered for information leading to the return of said orb and corresponding environmental effects. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    ways to die. Good lord. "GALVESTON, Texas -- A woman who has been indicted on a charge of negligent homicide denies that she provided the alcohol that led to her husband's death from a sherry enema." Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Yeah, she needs counseling to manage all that cash. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Assume that the person in the other car will do the stupidest thing possible. Then watch them do it. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Who is Andre Bousquet? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Now THOSE people are nuts. Does this make me a firewalker whuffo? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Throw her into the pond! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Little young to be posing for Victoria's Secret, dontcha think? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    I like kingbunky's best. The perfect line from one of my favorite books. For those of you who aren't familiar with The Hichhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, his sigline is the final thought of a whale that was called into existence several miles above a planet. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams