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Don't bring up the older versions because HH doesn't take it too lightly. I would not say it is scratching a sleeping lions balls with a hot fork it is sort of like getting your hand slapped.

TG is mine. All mine. Don't make me get my bat.

Have a blast dude. Drink one cold beer for all 9,000 + dz.commers.

Q: What do you call a all lawyer RW Team? A: Skeet.

All I have seen of New England is my hotel, the airport, and the ground coming at me bewtween 120 and 200 mph. Screw the ocean and mountains just give me a plane to jump out of and I am

Yippeee! Hip, Hip, Horay! Hip, Hip Horay!

Just joking with the old hag Lummy!

Tg, can I go back to flirting with you? SkyMama thinks she is to old for me.

Oh that's right. Your old and saggy!

Mama always said stupid is as stupid does. That's about all I got to say about that.

I thought about that afterwords. Of well.

I am not a bug or a reptile so that means you will DO me? Yeah!

Depends. I flashed a female skydiver this past weekend and she just laughed. We were talking about pubic hair at the time and I showed her mine. She didn't have any!

I had the opportunity to take ChromeBoy up on his offer and I went to see ChromeDome. You all should definetly take the time to go see it. In hear ChromeBoy will be at the WFFC so they need to add his UFO to the list of aircraft. It is made out of Chrome and it is all shiny and stuff!

Have you seen Jeremy's and Scott's tandem video they show all the tandem students? Scott stalls his Spectre and twists the lines up pretty good. As long as you can get out of it you are fine. Just don't do it below 2,000 feet or you could get yourself in trouble.

Sorry to hear about your gloomy day. Just remember this...(turning on my song mode)... The Sun will come out Tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be Sun... I kind of like being corny...It's not easy being cheezy!baawaaayyayayaywawayaya

****Church lady Voice ...oh I don't know, could it be.....SATAN?*****

Damn, you were young when you had a kid. Just joking! You should be very proud of your accomplishment Lisa. You did raise a educated individual WHILE maintaining your second love of life...SKYDIVING!

Yes. A group of young college girls came out to jump and they invited us to their party that night. I could not help myself!

Sponge Bob Rulz! Calvin and Hobbes is good to.

Well smack my ass and call me Judy!

Is that a tall spectator or a short spectator. How tall of a spectator do you need to imagine kicking? How many spectators could a skydiver kick if a skydiver could kick a spectator?

***White House Musings*** Colon Powell: "VP Chaney, I want you to meet Georges nemesis, Bin Laden." VP Chaney: "What are you feedin him? Why don't you just kill him?" Dr. Bush: "No VP Chaney I have an even better idea. I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." VP Chaney: "Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean I'll go get a gun we'll shoot him together, it'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done." Dr Bush: "One more peep out of you and you are grounded mister, and I'm not joking. Alright lets begin." Mr Bin Laden: "Dr. Bush, do you really expect them to pay?" Dr. Bush: "No Mr. Bin Laden, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money I'm still going to melt every Taliban on the planet with liquid hot magma. Release the sharks. Mr. Bin laden you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal." Colon Powell: "Dr. Bush, it's about the sharks. When you were frozen they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape." Dr. Bush: "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cant be done. Ah can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" Colon Powell: "Sea Bass." Dr. Bush: "Right." Colon Powell: "They are mutated see bass." Dr. Bush: "Really. Are they ill tempered." Colon Powell: "Absolutely." Dr. Bush: "Well that's a start...that's something." Alright guard. Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. Close the tank." VP Chaney: "Wait. Aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away." Dr. Bush: "No no no. I'm gonna leave them alone and not actually witness them dying I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan." VP Chaney: "What?" I have a gun in my room. You give me five seconds ill get it, ill come back down here. Boom. Ill blow there brains out." Dr. Bush: "VP Chaney, you just don't get it do you. You don't." VP Chaney: "Its no hassle." "Shh." "But...Shh." "I'm...Shh." "All I'm say...Shh." "There gonna get awa..Shh." "I...Shh." "I'm just...Shh." "We...Shh." "Woul...Shh." "Knock-Knock." "Who's there?" "Shh." "Look...Shh. Let me tell you a little story about a man named shh. Shh. Even before you start that was a preemptive shh. Just know that I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it."

That's what I said when the whole Clinton / Lewinsky thing came out!...joke...She's butt ugly!

When Bush found out that the U.S. was aware of the terrorist activity prior to 9/11 he said..."Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss, I need the info."