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We had a lot of hot tandem females this weekend. as the Tandem Instructors strapped on I told the females that the instructors took Viagra and that I would be a little worried to have them strap themselves on to me because it would be like a dog humping their leg. We got a few laughs out of their reactions.
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That is pretty damn funny. You need that in front of your house to remind you not to do that Clay.
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Usually my DZ.com T-shirt and a pair of Nike running shorts for freeflying. And my Tony RW Suit for the belly flying. Always wear Tevas.
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Does anyone watch Sponge Bob? I must be the strangest but I love that show.
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Skydive Pepperell Casa Boogie August22nd-Aug25th!!!Casa and 'Copter!!
nws01 replied to LawnDart21's topic in The Bonfire
Just called and registered for two helicopter jumps. I've always wanted to do it! Damn, 727, Hercules and Helicopter jumps all in one month. -
Congrats Nacmac. We miss you around the forums. I second the Mini NacMac name!
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Good luck! It is raining here in Boston. But I am happy for you. Let us know how it went.
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I am sure I can think of some more reasons... - Hotels are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Sometimes you have to work long hours, holidays or weekends. - You are dealing with the general public and when they annoy you you can not tell them they are scratching a sleeping lions balls with a hot fork because you will get in trouble. - You have to manage people of all nationalities, education, experience and although none of this matters it can be difficult being a chameleon and having to adapt to their specific cultures, etc. - Running restaurants is a pain in the ass at best. Good Things? - You can travel a lot for not a lot of money. - You get to meet a lot of cool people. - You have a pool and a bar at work! BOOBIES!
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Skydive Pepperell Casa Boogie August22nd-Aug25th!!!Casa and 'Copter!!
nws01 replied to LawnDart21's topic in The Bonfire
Cool. Thanks Howard. I will call her tomorrow morning. Then hopefully my gear is ready so I can jump tomorrow and Sunday! Wooohoo it is the weekend! -
The actual machines or the cotton candy?
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Any skydiver knows that the best beer is the one you are currently drinking!
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He would have the munchies.
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Maybe. Just trying to help a brother out before his meeting.
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How are you doing? Have a good weekend. So what's new?
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Skydive Pepperell Casa Boogie August22nd-Aug25th!!!Casa and 'Copter!!
nws01 replied to LawnDart21's topic in The Bonfire
WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOO! -
Yeah. Hell must have frozen over.
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Please do not talk about his underwear. I can still see those spandex pants in my mind and that is bad enough.
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I am pretty fortunate to have good employees that take care of things. They never call me when I leave the office for the day unless it is a dire emergency. Same goes for the weekends. I do work long hours though.
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Has anyone called about a F-18 we can eject from? That would be the icing on the cake!
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I manage a hotel and I have a suite I live in. I simply ride the elevator down to my office and back up to go home at night. Plus I get free breakfast and meals. It is free rent too. That is a bonus.
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I would have called her and tried to help you (I am in the industry) but it sounds like you burned your bridge with her. That is not a nice thing to do. Lesson learned. Guess you are going to have to buy a tent!
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Did you kill a bunch of kittens because you masturbate all the time?
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I jumped with Jim in his Casa at Lake Wales. He had black spandex pants on all day. I thought he was a nice guy but the balck spandex frightened me.
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Blue skies brother...
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Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good.