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I forgot to say that if you get it wet on the first jump of the day you could continue to jump it that day. Just take it out that night when you are done jumping or use it that day so it can air dry a little. Intentional reserve rides can be fun but they are not highly recommended.

Yes, If you land in the water you have to have your reserve taken out to dry and then a rigger has to pack it. You do not want it to mildew, etc.

Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me. or I'm rubber and your glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! or (my personal favorite...) BOOBIES!

In no way whatsoever am I homophobic. Just messing around is all. I don't care if he is gay / straight or likes sheep. I personally know that I don't like men nor sheep. I enjoy women!

Can we use credit cards?

Muenkel started it!

Bwhaaahahahah! Good one Pete! Where have you been anyways?

No doubt. At least he is far away from me and I know I will probably never see him at any dropzones around here!

Justin, I don't even know how to respond to that. The thought of Muenkel and I in a hotel room togther makes me want to drive north and beat his computer with a bat so I don't have to see that pic and read his posts stalking me anymore.

I don't ride the Hershey Highway like you Muenkel. I know you keep testing me because you live in the same state as me but the answer is a big NO! I like women and women only so quit stalking me!

She has a fascination about watching you have sex with sheep. After she sees you do it she will leave you with your pants down. She won't get into it. She will tell you she will have sex with you afterwords but it will be a lie. You will never see her again. Don't fall for it dude. Nobody REALLY wants to date you...j/k...

Dida has her BOOBIE in her pic! Yippee!

No this is a classic case of stalking TG. There is a difference.

I thought Norton took it up the butt. Hey Norton, I've been watching you and I know you've been watching me. I know that you know that you know that I know that you want to fuck me in the ass. I am going to count to three, bend over, so start fucking! - Eddie Murphy

Can someone explain what this means?

Getting the diapers off and moving toward the pottie. Good boy!

You have already accepted the 5 year change in your posts Wingnut. I have reached the 3 year plan!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which heavily lobbied to be the official languauge and was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c" . . . Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k." This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mess of the silent "e's" in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and the "w" with "v." During the fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yar, ve vil hav a realy sensibl vriten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evryvun vil find it easy tu understand each ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

Thanks Sunshine.

Hey PM me next time Pepperell does night jumps and I will come up. I need them to get my "D" License.

Chromeboy is my friend who lives on ChromeDome! He visits me from time to time and posts through me. Have you ever seen K-Pax? Sort of like that. TG deserves better than a soft savannah.

If an Old Hand can't I can go and get ChromeBoy. he is a Poo-Bah!

It is not the type of bat. That has very little to do with it. It has to do with the person using the bat. The peron using the bat is a stalker of TG's and will hit you with it if you come close to her Rat, tat, tat, tat, because I never hesitate to hit TG's other stalkers with my bat!

I am not fragile anymore and I have moved on, HH. Just informing them about the realities of our postings. Kind of making a joke is all.

Depends on if you are flailing vertically or horizontally.