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Bahum Bop, Bahum Bop, Ba mow mow..

I think when they can stop asking themselves and others why they do it. They just realize it is a part of them and that is why. They love it!

Damn. Between pushing the truck and the otter you must be strong!

That was an awesome time Chromeboy! I highly recommend it to everyone!

>Sangiro with a hot fork......... This is probably the worst because he has the power to eliminate you from existence from dz.com. >Chrome with a red hot poker..... I personally think Chromeboy is the funniest poster on dz.com. That is just my opinion.Clay with his entourage of farm animals? I think this is just disgusting.

I wonder if yelling GERMS would be a reasonable alternative?

thanks for sharing Michele! Don't worry you will get it soon enough.

I was thinking more like you and I in the mini pool at the dz.com tent. It's just a joke!

Ok. But I already called my best friends and family. Maybe I should not have been so quick to do that. But I could not believe it!

She might not think it is as cool after she sees some of the pictures.

Wow Clay! A hot chick thinks were cool!

Fook Mi? No Fook Yu!

Ok. Ask and you shall receive. That wasn't so hard was it?

I edited my post so I would not look like an idiot but you were too fast! I guess I need to read the whole thread first, huh.

OK. Clay is in the bath tub by himself and it is filled with water. He has a rubber ducky he is squeezing to make it sqeak. He sings the song...Rubber Ducky, your the one. You make my swim time, lots of fun. Whenever fellow female dz.commers come into the tent he points at them and says..."Here I Come To Save the BOOBIES!" he then gets out of the pool and starts chasing that female around Rantoul until security catches up to him. SkyMonkeyOne and Bill Von convince security to let him go and they take him back dz.com tent. Another female walks in...same thing happens again.

I picked up his new CD yesterday. I am a definite Springsteen fan.

I say you start packing and have sex with one of the female packers. That way you will kill two birds with one stone sort of thing.

makes sense to me. Talking about BB and BV sitting under a canopy k-i-s-s-i-n-g

1. he is a danger to himself and others around him. 2. he has man boobies. 3. He has sex with sheep.

As Clay says..."Cheese and Rice!" Another hottie posting on DZ.com.

I can see it now. Clay in a kiddie pool filled with lime jello. He would be stroking himself and fondling his man boobies. Kind of reminds me of the Old Fat Bastard scene in Austin Powers with Heather Graham. Although Clay would be by himself. Oh I just can't wait!

Q: What do you call a blond with a silver dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a dollar.

This thread is a prime example of post whoring at it's finest and I will have nothing to do with it.

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

Who is Chrome?