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3:0:0 - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I noticed that one is listed twice with a slight difference: sausage wallet Sausage Wallet The latter, by virtue of being a proper noun, is reserved for when you are referring to a specific vagina and not simply the vagina in general. This is an important distinction. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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1. Eyes 'n' smile working together 2. legs 'n' bum working together 3. No ridiculous boobs. Cute 'n' tiny is so much more adorable than big 'n' goofy. Keep 'em appropriately sized for the rest of the figure. 4. No cigarettes protruding 5. Short hair is not necessary, but it gets me excited - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sunny, don't be mad It was just a limerick or two - We're sorry - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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You didn't grow up in Cudahy, did you??? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Have we offended the sunny one? Who normally posts such funny ones She hasn't responded And might be despondent Because of the jokes that we've run So I may have to buy her a Pop-Tart Or even a case or a whole cart Of the cherry type She gives all the hype Because we have broken her heart - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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It's pretty sad that with all of these skydivers chiming in to explain how to get rid of a dead body, that no one suggested the following: Take said body to a remote dropzone in the Nevada desert. Pretend you are a first jump student. Then, distract your JM just before you jump, jump and track away as far as you can, having one of your friends dump the body out of another airplane. This way, everyone will think that you bounced, when in fact, it's just the dead body you needed to get rid of. God, that's easy. I don't know why no one came up with that one. Note: This 'bouncer' must have an uncanny resemblance to you. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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This should have ended with: Not that there's anything wrong with that. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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If I kill kittens While I'm Under canopy Will that make me cool? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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this post only proves That you are a bored post whore With nothing to do Maybe I'm a chump Cause I've got low jump numbers And I kill kittens But I'm a good guy Really, you just ask my Mom She will tell you so Have a good weekend My little skydiving friend See you here Monday - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I saw him last weekend. He was alive and well. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Supposedly, sunshine whoops ass But I've got the drop on that lass Her photo's been seen In our magazine So I'll have the time to run fast - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sunshine, she likes silly boys But she did not mention toys I wonder if she uses Toys that have fuses Or if batteries make all the noise - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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OK, Now this makes more sense. So, I can't really use this euphemism outside of the dz.com posts, can I? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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This is funny. Before yesterday, I had never heard of this 'killing kittens' euphemism for self-lovin'. I had to do some thread research to find out what the hell everyone was talking about. I know this is going to sound naive, but, does this euphemism serve as a metaphor in some way, or is it simply a shocking way to not say that we're masturbating? Thank you... Incidentally, I voted bedroom because of frequency, but in reality, the shower, office, and in the car are all acceptable places I've killed kittens. TTFN, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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This is, quite possibly, one of the best sounds on earth. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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obligatory naughty haiku A naughty haiku 'bout my favorite thing to do that's cunnilingus - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Oh yes, the creature sans hair Much preferred to the big fuzzy bear When my fresh-shaven face Gets under the lace I can spend all day in the lair - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I too like to hunt furry creatures The type with a certain few features But I don't use my gun I stab them for fun Underneath the high school bleachers "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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While in the Navy, a couple of my junior sailors and I would always play jokes on each other. One time, they decided to get me by completely filling the cab of my pickup truck with shredded paper. Keep in mind, this is the miniscule, cross-cut, confetti-type of shredding that the military and large corporations perform. It was a mess. My ex got pissed because I killed the vaccuum during the cleanup process. But, it was some truly funny stuff. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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haiku I think that I'll bow to Haiku On Fridays it's more fun to do But, on Mondays we'll write Some limericks, right? 'Bout jumping and yelling, "Wooo Hooo!" "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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CrazyIvan, You are most wise! We humbly bow in honor of your astute visions. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Country music fell apart shortly after this. One can't even listen to the stuff anymore. Oh, how I weep in mourning for the days of old when one could actually appreciate quality in the music of Kenny Rogers, Johnny Cash, et al. Today, it's all shit. - topher PS - That song about 'if you get the choice to sit it out or dance...I hope you dance' - Yeah, that song is good. But it ends there..... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sunny: Chraikie!!!!! There's another of the rare Cherry Frosted Pop-Tart species. Reputedly very tasty whether toasted or not. Just check out the speckles. She's beautiful. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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ROCK ON MILWAUKEE !!!! - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins